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# OMG THIS IS SOOOOOOO SCARY
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:19, archived)
# sofa king what?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:23, archived)
# big cunt little cunt
(Zoidaroid, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:07, archived)
# he is FASCINATED with his walking legs
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:12, archived)
# she couldn't give a shit and finds him to be an embarrassing simpleton
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:13, archived)
# those legs are made for walking
that's what they'll do
those legs are really sticky
and leave a trail of goo
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:46, archived)
# who are these cunts and has she had a stroke?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:14, archived)
# haha
John Bercow is big leggy...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:21, archived)
# can't believe the amount of cunts (formerly friends) who have posted this on facebook
and have said OMG it's soooo scary. Is it FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:25, archived)
# and so you posted it here?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:26, archived)
# Serves you right for using facebook.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:27, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:14, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 1:02, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 2:26, archived)
# No different to
things like this which have been doing the rounds since the 1930s
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:27, archived)
# yeah, ever since around half seven we've been bombarded with them
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:35, archived)
# I've laughed at scarier dreams.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:30, archived)
# Hey now, thi-AAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:42, archived)
# O Hai Moggy
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:42, archived)
# Needs more tachograph ;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:46, archived)
# Barry is currently on an official break
at the Watford Gap.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:56, archived)
# Good
He works too hard
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 1 Feb 2012, 1:02, archived)
# Ahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 2:26, archived)
# say
chiiiizu!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:46, archived)
# HAA HAA HAA HAA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 1:47, archived)
# I still would
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 5:36, archived)
# a high quality muzzle and she's good to go
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 8:52, archived)
# Hi honey, I'm home.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:12, archived)
# There was one yesterday with a photo of some woods
and the same face as in the sofa one had been shopped into it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:24, archived)
# It freaked me out
and I'm completely desensitised
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 8:37, archived)
# Now, I'm frightened of vengeful spirits..
.. but I'm also afraid of soft furnishings.
Which is scarier?
There's only one way to find out..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:26, archived)
# how do you feel about double shaded lamps?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:33, archived)
# I don't like talking about spooky shit this close to bedtime.
Brr.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:41, archived)
# The thing I noticed was that the standard lamp has two lampshades on it.
what do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:27, archived)
# apart from aids, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:28, archived)
# 8D

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:39, archived)
# Yikes! Looks fast-acting, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:41, archived)
# Swift justice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:47, archived)
# And not the slightest bit illegal!
I heard they were gonna get Bin Laden with this, but missed his arm so they just blatted him in't face.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:54, archived)
# blue aids.
I knew it'd be the blue type :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:43, archived)
# no, i think it's the violet stuff
it's been aged 20 years, a high quality aids
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:05, archived)
# o/
i'll have some of THAT
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:23, archived)
# ah piss!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:33, archived)
# Proper spooky that.
Do people actually do that? Surely it's cheaper just to buy a lower-wattage bulb or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:40, archived)
# i'm going to assume that's rhetorical and that you don't really think i know a lot about lamps ;)
though thinking about it, with two shades you'd get two different diffusions at the same time, a brighter light nearer the lamp itself and softer further away.
however i can't imagine it'd be all that effective with those shades, plus they're hideous.
imho i think that rooms just crying out for a plasma ball.
real interior design tips tm
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:12, archived)
# it had a bit too much to drink
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:41, archived)
# OMG REPOST DIS 2 10 FRIENDS B4 MIDNIGHT OR THE GHOST OF JOSEPH STALIN IS GONNA BUM U
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:27, archived)
# *eagerly awaits bumming*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:16, archived)
# he's going to do it with a hammer and sickle
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:17, archived)
# In Soviet Russia, EVERYONE hears you scream.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:19, archived)
#
so i'm tracking a parcel from the UK to Aus when i notice a discrepancy with the times.
i e-mailed parcel force and asked about the their international time travel parcel service and if they could deliver it to me on the 18th of January as that would be quite handy.

yeah they didn't seem to get it either


cfb
and woo i finally managed to do the cfb
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:28, archived)
# So your clock is wrong?
:p
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:32, archived)
# HAHAHA WONG CROCK!

HAHA CROCK IS WONG!

MAKE RIGHTLY CROCK!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:34, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Best reply of the night.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:43, archived)
# rumbled!
no honestly, the clock's right
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:37, archived)
# What next, Australians having xmas in summer?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:46, archived)
# it is pretty nice having xmas in summer, though it doesn't really feel that xmassy.
the really weird thing is all the snow decorations in shop windows when it's 40 degress outside
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:19, archived)
# oh well, waste not, want not
*unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:33, archived)
# Is that Peter Cushion?
- I actually used to think that was the actor's name, when I was a kid.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:07, archived)
# everyone's last name is cushion
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:20, archived)
# very apt,
in his case - old puffy face.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:34, archived)
# i just bought a new settee
it's amazing. i'm sitting on it right now. 4 fucking seater bastard settee
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:25, archived)
# I got a new settee recently, too.
I'd sometimes forget until I walked into the room and then think 'oh fucking yes! I've got a new sofa!' and luxuriate in it for a bit... :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:30, archived)
# ha ha wow! Old age must be fun that way ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:33, archived)
# yep!
memory like a goldfish... I find life almost constantly amazing. :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:35, archived)
# he wasn't there again today
 
scary sofa
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 4:26, archived)