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# Late in 2011 RDLI HAKKIS, god rest him, performed his final gig to a packed out Wimbledon Stadium.
His performance of Rihanna's Umbrella on his trademark wobblestick, as his 7th encore brought the crowd to tears.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:00, archived)
# Some one
Said he is dead is that true?
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:03, archived)
# Sadly the great Rdli is no longer with us.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:07, archived)
# I believe in Rdli.
#BelieveinRdli
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:19, archived)
# We will not see his like again
:o(
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:53, archived)
# Haha, fucking hell!
Also, I am eating cheese.

Edit: I just noticed the spiders' legs
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:07, archived)
# i love all kinds of cheese, what kind are you enjoying
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:16, archived)
# As do I, though this one's Lancashire Crumbly
It's crumbly and tasty, but it's not Lancashire Tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:19, archived)
# sounds yummy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:21, archived)
# It was, now I'm all cheesed out
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:22, archived)
# 4EVA IN R HARTZ XOXOXOXOXO
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:10, archived)
#
♪ Um-chakka my umbrella! ♫
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:15, archived)
# so what did you do to get Fiend's account deleted
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:17, archived)
# He out-foxed him
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:21, archived)
# Ha ho!
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:23, archived)
# Hahaha!
I think I just irritated him to the point of him going 'fuck it' and leaving.

And I wasn't even trying.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:28, archived)
# I didn't really see any of this happen.
I just saw a few references to not using his Real Name ™ online.
TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:31, archived)
# Basically Hedgehog used Fiend's real name on the board. Hodgey got a gaz from Fiend saying PLZ NO DO THAT.
Hodgey mentioned this. Hilarity ensued. Fiend didn't like this and got in a strop. Someone pointed out #my+name+gordon at him. Fiend got into more of a strop. I started calling him Flash, and sang Flash's Theme at him. Next I heard he'd flounced and his account was deleted.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:36, archived)
# And I posted "Gordon is a Moron" by Jilted John once too.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:38, archived)
# I don't now how much of a role my singing at him played in the flounce. He seemed not to mind at the time.
It is my prevailing memory of the whole thing though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:40, archived)
# I'd like it if someone sang Flash Gordon at me; it's a good tune.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:55, archived)
# Flash G****n was epic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 0:00, archived)
# and g****n the garden gnome
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 0:02, archived)
# This whole scene is fucking metal.
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnTHypbLlkE
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 0:06, archived)
# EPIC metal.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 0:33, archived)
# that's hilarious
because fiendy mentioned his name on the board himself.

hahahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:59, archived)
# hey guys
plz don't call me rory, k

i'm jane
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 0:00, archived)
# ooh baby
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 0:03, archived)
# Fiend deleted his account??
The things I miss. I even saw the "Don't use my name online!" "Err... [post to times he's used his name online]" stuff, too.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 0:00, archived)
# "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA well my name IS Gordon after all!"
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 0:05, archived)
# Gordon Bennett!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 0:26, archived)
# You may have to ask Hedgehog from Hell for some of this, because I think it went over to Facebook, or something.
And whenever he would bollock any of us for using his real name online, he would spout his own name. ALL. THE FUCKING. TIME.

He would try being the white knight, trying to get me to take down a picture I did (the I WANT TO BEREAVE poster on my profile) in case it offended someone, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:36, archived)
# did you realize that using the term 'Real Name ™'
...is a violation of international law. 'Real Name ™' is a registered trademark of Real Name Enterprises, LLC.

please stop
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:38, archived)
# Gone but not forgotten...

(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:47, archived)
# Fiend
Who?
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:50, archived)
# Gordon.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:55, archived)
# Ow
That cnut...
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:59, archived)
# dude, im getting reay to eat 8-X ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:16, archived)
# Critics lauded the choreographed laser show off the dazzling pubes sticking out from his y-fronts.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:18, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:20, archived)
# Remember when his song "Tie up these two little boys, sport", got to Number One?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:24, archived)
# Then the Church banned it of course, but still, good days.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:25, archived)
# Is that the one Gary Glitter covered?
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:26, archived)
# His one and only song
Classic
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:32, archived)
# My favourite was his cover of "Stairway To Devon"
or was it "Stairway To Hull"?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:33, archived)
# There's a lady who's sure, that her tits are right cold.
And she's buying a stairway to Devon.
And though her bra burst, she knows, if she keeps her legs closed
With a word she can get the lad's game on.
And ooooh, she's buying a stairway to Deeeeeevon.

Utter classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:44, archived)
# That's the one.
A talent like that only comes once in a generation you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:51, archived)
# Tell us about the time he fell in a river and it scared the willies out of him
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:21, archived)
# Why does
the ballsack have a tooth?
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:21, archived)
# it's the snack that bites back
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:21, archived)
# What ballsack?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:21, archived)
# One of the most disturbing monthly consumer magazines I've ever read.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:24, archived)
# oh! I thought that was the title of the pamphlet handed out to utility linemen who have accidentally slid down telephone poles.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:44, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 3:11, archived)
# this is glorious
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:27, archived)
# Lawks!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:32, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:33, archived)
# That's a beautiful tribute.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 0:06, archived)
# I remember my first experience of Rdli.
It was so long ago, nearly two whole days, but the experience, the crisp ironic freshness, the snowy clarity of the revelation is still with me.
Dzieki Rdliu - jestes, nie (przepraszam) bylesz ktos bardzo specjalnego.
RIBP.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 0:21, archived)
# i tried to find out who Rdli hakkis was by googling him,
and all i got was allot of b3ta messages saying he was dead.
so who is this anyway?
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 1:19, archived)
# Try an image search maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 2:08, archived)
#
This is the fifth result, at least when I search it is.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 2:09, archived)
# you're such a dick
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 2:28, archived)
# Ham-fisted brotard, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 3:04, archived)
# This too.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 3:57, archived)
# whoah!
www.b3ta.com/board/9247990
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 3:58, archived)
# Well yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 3:56, archived)
# let's all get together -- they're readying the float for the Brother Power Parade
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 4:02, archived)
# I will always remember Rdli from Galstonberry 2009
where he had trouble staying upright at the urinals for three days.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 4:51, archived)
# RIP love RDLI forever
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 10:34, archived)