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# Happy Easter :D
(herman:D, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 12:35, archived)
# The chocolate sweats are imminent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 12:48, archived)
# no one bought me an egg, and all the shops are shut
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 13:08, archived)
# Not even a newsagent selling the last two Twirl eggs in the village?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 13:14, archived)
# the local shops are over a mile away and run by scary imbreds
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 13:16, archived)
# A whole mile?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 16:47, archived)
# They're local shops. For local people.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 17:01, archived)
# I never got any eggs today either :(
But I still have my Kinder Egg toys from previous years...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:15, archived)
# And you still have OCD and hoarding syndrome ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:25, archived)
# not my fault
I have Aspergers ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:31, archived)
# I'v tried asparagus a couple of times, I'm not that keen on it to tell the truth..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:34, archived)
# it makes your pee smell too
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:38, archived)
# I'v only tried it twice...
Each time was one bite, and spitting it into the bin going "WTF!WTF!"
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:48, archived)
# You're thinking of Ass-burgers
which are lovely with fries
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:39, archived)
# I'm an asp herder!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Take some meat and slap it in a bum!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Sounds like an excellent slogan for a brothel.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Be the classiest one in town...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:14, archived)
# lully in a griddle pan with a knob of butter
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:42, archived)
# I like to put a knob in my beans...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:50, archived)
# I like to put beans on my kno
um no I don't (honest)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Easier to share round my way ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:10, archived)
# Is your knob of butter salty?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Just checked
yes, yes it is o_O
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:02, archived)
#
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:09, archived)
# pfft
I wonder if his wife even suspects
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Kitty Vomit's pic should go here !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:42, archived)
# My first ever comment or post on b3ta was to a kittyvomit picture ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:53, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:56, archived)
# Yes!
Burnt into my consciousness forever.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 8 Apr 2012, 17:44, archived)
# ASSBURGERS
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Same here I had to buy some Quality Streets for myself instead.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:37, archived)
# Haha
Ginger internet bunny cunt ftw :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 13:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 13:06, archived)
# Happy birthday Carol ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 17:55, archived)
# Hypnotic.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 18:22, archived)
# one from my private collection
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 13:55, archived)
# *keeps same rhythm*
*using hand i've been sat on for ten minutes*
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:04, archived)
# I uh... think the light's better in the loo, hang on.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:07, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:13, archived)
# Ha this reminds me of a rather bizarre BBC Cornwall news item a year ago
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-12837769
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:40, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Wey Hay
I've been meaning to shop a pic depicting his depraved actions but have been too lazy
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Ooo you bad person.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 8 Apr 2012, 17:51, archived)
# Strangely hypnotic...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:27, archived)
# she can play with my digits
or move my decimal point any day
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:09, archived)
# tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet. nice birdy!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 17:46, archived)
# WANK IT!
WANK IT HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 18:00, archived)
# ^THis^
(herman:D, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:16, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:44, archived)
# Happy chocolate day :-)
I was going to go to Aldi today, but it appears they're all closed, unless I want to go to Scotland, don't they celebrate chocolate day in Scotland..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:24, archived)
# AHAHA
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 17:43, archived)