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# Hullo B3tans
De-lurking after a couple of years - just doing the rounds and saying hello, how are you guys today?

Bit slapdash. Hope it'll do

(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:13, archived)
# Edit: Updated picture appropriately :)
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:16, archived)
#
Oops. Sorry didn't realise posting a picture on /main was a pre-req...
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:19, archived)
# It's not, ignore them.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:19, archived)
# pull up a kitten, shop a kitten, chair a kitten.
something

you can still draw an image of course, and edit the post, but don't delete it

don't ever delete posts! omg... the horror, the untold* horror.

*it gets told anyway

Happy wednesday!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:23, archived)
# ^ what he said
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:25, archived)
# and that other thing
the "irking" of one's "craw"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:26, archived)
# Careful, you'll upset these guys...

(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:04, archived)
# It's the custom
Anyway, welcome! Pull up a chair, shop a kitten, you'll never leave :)
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:25, archived)
# OTIO
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:18, archived)
# you were only supposed to blaaw the blaaaddy doors offf!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:19, archived)
# gaaaaaaat in thaa baaaaaaack aaaaaaaaav thaaaaaaa vaaaaaaaaan
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:20, archived)
# then get to da choppa!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:20, archived)
# you cant outrun me, i'm black
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:25, archived)
# OMG RACITS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:27, archived)
# whatchu gonna do about it, white boy?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:28, archived)
# well, go to the government and get more money for my bank I suppose.
Then have a coke party and complain about benefit scroungers.

It's hard work in the big city

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:30, archived)
# prosecutors will be violated
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:32, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:34, archived)
# say goodnight Gracie
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:36, archived)
# Goodnight Gracie! And buy War Bonds!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:37, archived)
# better now that I've put my IP in the wall safe
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:20, archived)
# Yeah but it's on the server logs that you wanted to bomb Manchester
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Hello, Apothecaries' weight.
Welcome to b3ta.
And just so you know - it's customary to post a picture on the Mainboard before sticking your hands down our knickers.

Hope this helps. If not, the FAQ can be a valued friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:22, archived)
# It's OK - I was quite happy with the picture I'd made - thought it worked rather well, but I don't mind it being pushed down the board by loads of replies to this post.
...and for what it's worth - no apostrophe in B3tans

EDIT - nice recovery. Needs more n00bmaster pennant though.



Welcome, kitten, chair et al.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:23, archived)
# OMG IT IS PUSHED OUT INTO INFINITY AND CANNOT NO LONGER BEE SEED BY THE EYES OF HUMANS!
Noooooooooooooooooooo!

*runs off screaming*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:24, archived)
# Thought I might as well join in with the general oversensitive vibe for the week...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:34, archived)
# OMG! That really hurts, man.


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:35, archived)
# That's how I roll...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:44, archived)
# and how!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:02, archived)
# did i miss new icon day?
whats the latest icons people? the help page is useless - doesnt tell me whats available - come on rob sort it out
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:27, archived)
# these I think
b3ta.com/board/10677845
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:29, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:31, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:36, archived)
# I am quite attached to my tooth
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:47, archived)
# front page this now
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:37, archived)
# Too wide, man, too wide.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:45, archived)
# I don't like cunting pictureless frontpages, no offense
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:45, archived)
# the mods are all pedophiles, post skinks
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:47, archived)
# I don't have a skink, but I would like to have one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:51, archived)
# YWIMC
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:20, archived)
# Getting into it and all

Is your username a reference to Kyuss?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:45, archived)
# No offence taken
To insults & pointers various.. I'll edit out the apostrophe in B3tan's thanks to everyone who said hello & I'm doing very well thanks.. Busy morning with the introductions and the frantic kitten 'shopping as of now.. Picture will come in the edit - & yep it is a Kyuss reference :)
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:56, archived)
# You may stay, for now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:02, archived)
# It's done
Muahahahaha.
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:15, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:24, archived)
# I like your picture
welcome, n00b
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:25, archived)
# welcome to b3ta you'll never leave
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:46, archived)
# yay, picture
welcome aboard
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:18, archived)
# I don't like the font.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Aha
I was wondering if anyone would notice - thanks for the kind words guys
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:31, archived)
# I like this one, I hope he stays.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:36, archived)
# eat my pussy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:42, archived)