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[challenge entry] The old squirrel-on-a-stick ploy, eh?

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(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:02, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:03, archived)
# Embarrassingly, my first attempt at using an opacity brush!
Uh-oh, my next post is going to be my 1000th... does this mean I have to get nudey? *worries*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Take it off! Take it all off!
You've got breasts, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:08, archived)
# The camera just cut them off, sadly!

WOO 1000 posts in 5 months! I wonder if that's a good mileage...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:11, archived)
# you've got a long way to go to beat me, laddie ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:13, archived)
# That's a satisfyingly palindromic number...
Hi Smash! You said hi to me on my first day too, so thank you for that :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:16, archived)
# no worries
now all you have to deal with is your first candleday
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:18, archived)
# Spexy!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:18, archived)
# xander lips
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:19, archived)
# He does rather doesn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:22, archived)
# very much so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:28, archived)
# Happy thousand Joe 90 ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:24, archived)
# Thank you
and that's a fantastic 1000 :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:33, archived)
# It's the lack of moons that I like ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:42, archived)
# Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:26, archived)
# 1000 in 5 months?
Bloody hell, that's going some.

Now, donate, ya pikey.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:27, archived)
# Yep, definitely will
though I'm notoriously crap at following paypal-style instructions online, it shall be done
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:34, archived)
# I don't have a paypal
I just did a funds transfer straight into Rob
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Ooh, missus!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:49, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:50, archived)
# I've got about 100 left to go till 9000...
A milestone I MIGHT reach by the end of the week. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:29, archived)
# You're aiming to post 100 messages in the next six hours?
Or are you one of those weirdos that thinks the week starts on Sunday?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:36, archived)
# I'm one of those weirdos that thinks the week starts on Monday. ;D
In hindsight, I should have said NEXT week...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:41, archived)
# But in fairness, you said,
"A milestone I MIGHT reach by the end of the week. :)" but you never said which week...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:45, archived)
# We could always start a back-and-forth is/isn't thread to get you on your way...
Erm... Paris ISN'T the capital of France.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:37, archived)
# She's not the capital of France, she's a very naughty girl
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:45, archived)
# Congratulations
(herman:D, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:09, archived)
# Merry Milestone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:15, archived)
# Congrats!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:15, archived)
# The squirrel was real the people behind it are on sticks :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:09, archived)
# While I was looking for the original pic
I found a very funny shopped version with the couple at the front, pulling faces and 'crashing' the squirrel... I suspect b3ta might have been involved there...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:18, archived)
# eek! the sqirlpuppit of clonestone beach!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:10, archived)
# Clone?
Erm, I-I don't know what you're talking about, I specifically travelled to that lake and took a wider-angle photo just to make this pic... 6 months of planning! *runs*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:20, archived)
# The squirrel looks rather surprised to be so used
Nice work on the rocky bit and the shadow
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:21, archived)
# Thank you :)
I originally just had a head shadow but it looked weird, so I added a square 'camera' bit to it
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:32, archived)
# Well I asked for a lollygoblechocbomb.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:33, archived)
# hahaha, I recognise that hand
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:21, archived)
# Hahahaha
Bravo, I missed the opportunity there! :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:32, archived)
# ahaha chucktastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:32, archived)