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# :)
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:35, archived)
# The Gash Street Kid.
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:36, archived)
# sniffy
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:38, archived)
# butt-plug
Milf
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:57, archived)
# This isn't Google, sir. ;D
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:57, archived)
# haha - google's second door
on the left.
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:59, archived)
# Haha!
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:05, archived)
# Best reply EVER
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:10, archived)
# Ha!
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:11, archived)
# desperate dong
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:59, archived)
# Willy Jizz
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:03, archived)
# The Cocks and the Geordies
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:04, archived)
# Softy Walter
:(
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:05, archived)
# Roger the Todger
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:07, archived)
# Little Bum
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Chlamydia James
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:11, archived)
# Ballsack Boy
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:16, archived)
# Cho King
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Minnie the minge
(Urg, hate that word)
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:26, archived)
# Sounds a lot like whinge, as if it's about to have a good moan at you.
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:28, archived)
# I have synaesthesia, and certain words conjure up involuntary and (mostly) unrelated sense impressions for me
and "minge" feels like pubic hair brushing against my mouth. Make of that what you will.
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:34, archived)
# Synaesthesia always seemed like one of the more interesting disorders.
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:40, archived)
# It's not really a disorder, since it's generally benevolent or at least relatively harmless
The only exception for me is certain words that make me feel a bit nauseous because of the sense impressions they conjure up, but that's not very serious. Most of my synaesthia is temporal-spatial, for example every decade of the twentieth century has a specific colour.
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:45, archived)
# I couldn't think of a better word for it.
But I've always liked the idea of composers who could see music in colour, and the maths wizards who see numbers as shapes and do terribly complicated maths in their heads just by fitting "shapes" together.
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:47, archived)
# I've always found it very easy to remember dates of historical events
because I can see where they happened in time
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:56, archived)
# What colour was the 80's, beige?
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:47, archived)
# Silver
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Is it specifically the colour of silver spandex in "futuristic" music videos, because if so I can see a link there.
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:55, archived)
# Haha, yes I guess it is sort of
and yes there is often a very loose logic to the synaesthetic links. For example when I was learning the piano as a child I had coloured stickers on the keys, and these colours have stuck with me as the colours of the musical keys.
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Is it just the 20th Century?
What colour was the 1760's? Or 2030?
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Fuck off Mu.
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:49, archived)
# that's an eggshell-blue
sentence, in my mind's eye.
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:51, archived)
# What colour is "eggshell-blue"?
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:52, archived)
# your monitor's results may vary from mine:
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:53, archived)
# No no no, what colour is the word?
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:55, archived)
# oh, sorry.
it's burnt umber
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:58, archived)
# Yes - I guess it's the decades that we think of as having a particular cultural character
The 90s are gold, the 80s silver, the 70s chocolate brown, the 60s magenta, the 50s dark green, the 40s a shiney dark grey, like graphite, the 30s are dark blue, the 20s light grey, the 1910s dark brown and the 1900s a nice creamy yellow.
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:54, archived)
# Hmmm, I can see why the 40's might be a gun metal colour.
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:56, archived)
# Possibly, but the war itself is a dark green blob
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:02, archived)
# TINNED BEANS.
Just thought I'd share that image :)
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:06, archived)
# Oddly enough the word "penis" tastes like beans
but not the baked bean type, the nasty green harricot type.
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:11, archived)
# humans brain pockets
complex thingies.
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:25, archived)
# Assneck
alright, not STRICTLY a Beano character ...
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:26, archived)
# H Ivy the Terrible?
...

:( *gets coat*
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:28, archived)
# the bumskulls
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:06, archived)
# Dennis the Penis
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:07, archived)
# Danny's Fanny
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Little Plums
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:10, archived)
# And Gasher the Dog.
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:21, archived)
# Hahahaha oh fuck!
I'm dying over here! :D *clicks*
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:37, archived)
# Is he going through the Wilf-red light district? :D
Also, any excuse:
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:40, archived)
# Whip it out as often as you like, man.
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:47, archived)
# clikt
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:41, archived)
# cripes!
hoping for a big nosh-up, no doubt...
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:41, archived)
# thassa bit good mr dubya!
chortle chortle
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:42, archived)
# ^reader's voice
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:44, archived)
# haha shit yeah i forgot about the reader's voice thing
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:44, archived)
# haha!
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:48, archived)
# No results found for "haha!" Did you mean:
Guffaw!
Chortle!
Snigger!
Titter!
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:52, archived)
# Or GNEE HEE HEE if we're counting Gnasher.
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:53, archived)
# I'm trying to remember Rasher's, now.
I think it was "Oink-hee", or something equally ridiculous.
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:54, archived)
# Yeah, or maybe 'snortle'? Damn... that's going to do my head in for hours now! D:
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:58, archived)
# tee-hee!
he's right, readers.
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:58, archived)
# haha i'm 10 again!
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:59, archived)
# arf!
*reads b3ta under the bedcovers with a torch*
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:05, archived)
# Compo-it !!!
He's kind-of a super-hero, and he certainly looks at home.
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:44, archived)
# DING DONG!
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:52, archived)
# Yay! Someone else who thinks he looks like a bellend
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Well I never...
That's quite impressive
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Those testicles are unfeasibly large :)
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:07, archived)
# But the 8 foot cock isn't?
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Nah. See knobs like that every day.
Though I may have been referring to Buster Gonad
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:07, archived)
# Hahahahaha:D
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Ha-ha! Fucking hell.
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:17, archived)
# And I'm spent
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:18, archived)
# haha...THIS!!!
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:45, archived)
# Oh jesus wept. >:@
HEEERMAN!
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:29, archived)
# ahaaha ffs Hed Millipede :D
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:35, archived)
# hahaha!
you naughty man.
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:47, archived)
# hahafuck
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:08, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:36, archived)
# Haha, Ed Mybellend
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 6:20, archived)
# what a helmet
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
This is ace :)
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:39, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:54, archived)