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# ;)
With acknowledgements to rob and Nutmeat
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:54, archived)
# hahahaha
spot on
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:55, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I need to listen to that again :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:56, archived)
# Starfishgate!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:56, archived)
# Don't invite His wrath
He'll strike down each and every one of us, no-one will escape the Great Cleansing
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:57, archived)
# fuck it!
i'm going to start my own board
with beer!
and hookers!
ah, fuck the board, i'll just make to with the beer and hookers

second thoughts, hold the beer.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:58, archived)
# Hookers?
OH. The other kind
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:08, archived)
# bent-nosed rugby players
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:12, archived)
# They like it rough
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:14, archived)
# Nah, he'll just feel lonely and unsure of himself and be less likely to mod someone when he really needs to.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:58, archived)
# RIS
what's with all the modedit stuff? Is it still all the Clay story?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:58, archived)
# scroll down davey
newb mod is being woefully shit at it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:59, archived)
# I've scrolled down
and still I can't see what's been modded.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:03, archived)
# EXACTLY!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:03, archived)
# Seriously though, b3ta rule #1
No matter how much fuck has been upped, NEVER DELETE A DAMN THREAD
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:04, archived)
# well no
that's not a true statement. you can delete a thread if you want. that's what the button's for
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:06, archived)
# Yes and you'll get shit for it, as has been the way for the pretty much the entire 8 years I've been around.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:08, archived)
# That's why I didn't delete, it had been there a few minutes and people had started pointing out my stupidity in interesting ways.
I'm not that bothered, it's probably a simple mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:16, archived)
# lol
www.b3ta.com/board/10751363
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:47, archived)
# Oh you!
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:49, archived)
# heheh...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:53, archived)
# nutmeat originally posted his starfish as a MASSIVE image
then realised, and replaced it with placeholder text
and while he was sorting out a smaller image, the whole thread went bye bye
so he had to sort of repost

fucking ridiculous behaviour
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:05, archived)
# fuck's sake
I didn't know that mods did that. Through the years I always got the impression that they intervened if there was something patently NSFW or similar. Having just spacked back through some of the modedit stuff, it seems a bit over the top. I remember being trolled to fuck by one or two flouncing n00bs back when some of this was still field-like and mods didn't touch it... and that was proper trolling. They wrote "GAY" in Paint spraycan on a photo of me and everything.

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:11, archived)
# I once had my face cut off by the Cleaver of Justice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:13, archived)
# In real life?
Man, this is ringing a bell for me but I can't remember what happened. Whose flounce involved the Cleaver of Justice?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:26, archived)
# I can't remember. I aways associate Golden Fanj with the Cleaver of Justice whenever I think about it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:47, archived)
# I also had my face shopped onto gay porn.
That got modded. Fucking mods.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:50, archived)
# I hope you'd already saved the pic to your hard-drive
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:53, archived)
# I'd barely had time to get to half mast.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:56, archived)
# hahahaha
the ultimate insult!

but seriously, yes mods are moderators, not censors.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:13, archived)
# exactly.
we are given the ability to self-censor if we wish to, via the handy "Ignore" button
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:15, archived)
# ^indeed
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:56, archived)
# We've had a healthy tradition of kittens upto now replacing ridiculous stuff
I hope this hasn't come to an end
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:36, archived)
# yeh, rather than thread deletions.
I would also hope that the criteria for replacing stuff with kittens remain the same... being a matter of policy rather than opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:38, archived)
# Posting a 5MB image file directly to /board are the actions of someone being a moron however
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:46, archived)
# agreed - thread deletion though? seems odd.
maybe there's some sort of jewish conspiracy going on
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:48, archived)
# Thread deletion seems harsh to me
Given the guy realised his error and stated he was in the process of correcting it

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 0:00, archived)
# It was a mistake, I know the accepted filesizes, I took the wrong line from notepad when saving images.
Man, you really don't like my photo of a starfish do you?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:49, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:53, archived)
# I took a photo of some dogs too
Cockerpoos at Rest Bay

and I discovered width=""
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 0:46, archived)
# You can go mental with this


I've just forgotten how to do it
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 1:01, archived)
# AND I'M THE MORON
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 1:05, archived)
# I've actually forgotten what it was
Hopefully it was nothing terribly offensive; i've just noticed I have to be up in less than six hours time
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 1:14, archived)
# just kidding
sweet dreams Mr.Jahled.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 1:19, archived)
# He had already removed it and was resizing it when the mod struck.
Sure he cocked up, but he was fixing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:51, archived)
# Christ, seriously?
First Clay, then the Moggy shit on Friday, now this.
Whichever mod is doing this needs to fuck off and leave things alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:23, archived)
# Lurkers: the Voice of Reason
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:31, archived)
# i think this should be modded in case it's construed as offensive to the original poster
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:34, archived)
# I find the implication that I would be offensive to the original poster offensive and wonder why the mods haven't intervened.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:36, archived)
# this entire thread is now infected and should be redacted
where are the mods when you need them?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:39, archived)
# I always thought this was the clarion call for a mod.
I remember when someone would say "where are the mods when you need them" and there would be a bunch of scat pics on board from 9am-midday until a mod rode to the rescue and replaced said pics with kittens.

Now it's rather different, it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:43, archived)
# Who moderates the moderators?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:51, archived)
# As I said
b3ta.com/board/10751362
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:57, archived)
# Vimod wouldn't stand for this shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:45, archived)
# Vimod is a professional, dammit.
He'd sort this mess out.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:52, archived)
# I'd delete my post, but it would just get modded back into existence
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:39, archived)
# NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRSE
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 0:37, archived)
# Do try to keep up.
I'd explain but it will only get modded.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 22:59, archived)
# that's the thing. one tries to keep up and when one attempts to keep up, a mod has erased everything from history
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:04, archived)
# Just drink your Victory Gin
and try not to worry about it. It's Hate Week soon.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:14, archived)
# hate week? sounds nice
will we need flags to antagonise people with different flags?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:28, archived)
# I HATE YOUR FLAG, IT'S SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:34, archived)
# my flag is fucking shit!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:46, archived)
# you're shit at wars
wars dont work unless we both think our flag is not shit
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:49, archived)
# yes - the exact colour of the flag you should be carrying, and the one you should be hating
will be announced in the next newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:36, archived)
# those wrong flags! *shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:50, archived)
# that's the spirit!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:55, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10751161
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:07, archived)
# ahem

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:08, archived)
# Hahahah
*I like this*
Front page please.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:10, archived)
# If you post it on /links and enough of us go to click it, it will be auto front paged.
Just an idea ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:11, archived)
# it's too big for that isn't it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:12, archived)
# Dunno, it's auto front page. Does it care about size?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:14, archived)
# nah
autoresiser
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:14, archived)
# sounds like an awful lot of science for something that won't result in an fp
besides, I don't do fp's I'm far too cool

I wear round rimmed glasses and quote blues poetry while snorting coke of the bellies of hookers

oh wait, I think that was someone else who does that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:17, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10751286
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:19, archived)
# quite so
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:24, archived)
# haha.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:10, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:27, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:15, archived)
# glee
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:27, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:19, archived)
# *strokes cat evilly*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:27, archived)
# generic FP FTW.... woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:20, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:27, archived)
# hahaha
that took me so long to get. superb
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:27, archived)
# 2nd time I've clicked this
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:37, archived)
# hahaha
some sort of twitchy nerve seems to have been touched recently.

we've gone from ham touching to touching single nerves.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:39, archived)
# arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:58, archived)
# ooof that hurt
and hahaha
(Gazelle Wasn't here on, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:06, archived)
# OMG! MOD! MOD!

who can save b3ta now? www.b3ta.com/board/10737725
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:00, archived)
# H[mod edit]y T[mod edit]t will save us.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:01, archived)
# Who the hell IS this HLondony T2012t, anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:05, archived)
# And who gave him the sticky tape to put over the logos in the first place?
We can but wonder.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:09, archived)
# hahahaha
I really didn't mean to cause a fuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:08, archived)
# You didn't cause a fuss.
You did start b3ta cuntfuckmogeddon 2012 though :)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:13, archived)
# I wanted to show people a photo of a starfish because I thought it would make them happy
but they all got angry and sad :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:25, archived)
# It highlighted the inherent corruption of the system
and brought the entire rotting edifice of b3ta crashing down. You should be proud!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:29, archived)
# Yes, I should be.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 0:20, archived)
# OMG - he's going to mod edit you in the face!
nicely done there!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 22 Apr 2012, 23:40, archived)