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# Newsletter subject line compo
the rules

1. Not too long.
2. Don't steal a joke from twitter
3. Winner gets his / her own weight in shit
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:29, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Although I can tell you how much I shit in 40 weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Please step away from the gas canisters and come out peacefully. You won't be harmed.
Well you never know. He could be a b3tan taking the current flounce mentality to extreme, and it would be nice to think that the newsletter could provide a public service.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Something about Tottenham court road and not passing courses?
Or maybe "not"?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Now with added vejazzle.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:35, archived)
# > 1 PRINT "YOU ARE A NOB'; > 2 GOTO 1; > 3 RUN - shit syntax error
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:40, archived)
# proving that the last mimsy was based on a true story
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:40, archived)
# LAST NEWSLETTER EVER
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:40, archived)
# Bring back John Major
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:40, archived)
# Padlocked in a little red bag.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:41, archived)
#
"42"  "no that's the perforated eel"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:42, archived)
# Who's shit?
*leaves ones self wide open*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:43, archived)
# [Mod edit] Newsletter was 5kb above allowed size
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:45, archived)
# SPECIAL EDITION NEWSLETTER: 404 PIXELS OF GOODNESS
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Murdoch switched to tories after Widdecombe page 3 appearance
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:47, archived)
# POSTHUMOUSLY £800K RICHER
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:57, archived)
# B3ta newsletter: Absolutely no influence on political policy - guaranteed.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:57, archived)
# More disappointing than usual
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:59, archived)
# the mods ate my hamster
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:00, archived)
# If you can't love the one you want, love the one you're within
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:00, archived)
# TRAVELLING FROM WARREN STREET TO LEICESTER SQUARE VIA STOCKHOLM
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:03, archived)
# I@ve got new socks on.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:04, archived)
# CONGRATULATIONS! You are the 10000000th reader! You've just won your weight in shit
These things write themselves, Rob
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Posted from outside the Clarksons' living room window
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:08, archived)
# ginger biscuits with brown sauce on: the cool new snack
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:13, archived)
# now 78% better than the old sletter.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:13, archived)
# We don't know our arse from our elbows... because we've got smelly elbows.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:22, archived)