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# Thok indeed :)
I wonder - are zombies' heads especially soft, or are spades in zombie films especially sharp?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:14, archived)
# I suggest you take a spade and test it for your self.
You'd be shocked at how effective such a simple tool is.
Sharp isn't needed, just a firm swing and follow through.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:17, archived)
# I'm off to the garage right now.
Back in a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:19, archived)
# it's just trowel and error :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:38, archived)
# The pun threads...
they're, they're... infectious! We're doomed!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:44, archived)
# They seem to be closing in faster and faster as well...
RUN FOR THE HILLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:06, archived)
# *swings firmly*
*follows through*

ewwww!

i stink of shit now.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 23:30, archived)
# haha!
glad I scrolled back down, now.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 23:35, archived)
# *starts up a spade sharpening shop in hollywood*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:17, archived)
# you'd make a killing.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:19, archived)
# I dig that
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:20, archived)
# Shove(l) off. I'll have no pun threads here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:22, archived)
# This is a grave situation.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:25, archived)
# that there *points*
is a spade
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:26, archived)
# Allow me to excavate a way out
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:28, archived)
# Just reading this could give you a brain tomber.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:28, archived)
# But let's not spoil heap the fun
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:31, archived)
# There's gonna be a hole lot of trouble if you don't all stop this at once.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:26, archived)
# Agreed
Pun threads really are the pits of humour
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:28, archived)
# oh, you're really digging them up now...
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:29, archived)
# I thought this thread was dead and buried
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:30, archived)
# There's still a ghost of a chance...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:32, archived)
# i haven't got the spirit to carry on
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:33, archived)
# You're such a tool to change the pun subject!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:34, archived)
# We need to bring this thread back down to earth
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:36, archived)
# That was a dirty joke.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:37, archived)
# I've just soiled myself.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:38, archived)
# This thread is becoming somewhat trowelsome
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:38, archived)
# Is that even a real word?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:40, archived)
# No, I forged it in the smithy of discourse
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:47, archived)
# This one too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:34, archived)
# Ghosts? I'm going to have to disqualify this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:34, archived)
# Who died and made you God?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:35, archived)
# I ex-spectre reply
disqualifying this one, too.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:38, archived)
# Haha. Phantasmstic.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:40, archived)
# Bootiful.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:42, archived)
# Spooken like a connoisseur
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:44, archived)
# You haunt done yet?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:52, archived)
# Apparitionly not
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:52, archived)
# it's gone a shade too far now..
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:56, archived)
# Those threads usually
end up in a hole lot of trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:25, archived)
# Dammit
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:26, archived)
# haha...
See?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:28, archived)
# You'd be shovelling in the revenue
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:23, archived)
# a bit of both, rotten flesh and crumbling bone mixed with a decent tool
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:17, archived)
# a marriage made in heaven.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:20, archived)
# I think the heroes in zombie films are especially strong
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:17, archived)
# aha!
all that adrenaline, perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:20, archived)
# She looks a bit of a mesomorph (round and tubby). Weight + strength in the legs equals a shit-ton of centrifugal force.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Maybe it's the Chinese Military Shovel....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGdbbEZVHqw&feature=youtu.be
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:24, archived)
# cripes!
now that's a versatile bit of kit.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:31, archived)
# I got the latest one, you can even shave with it!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:33, archived)
# using a second one
as a mirror?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:34, archived)
# The latest one is so advanced, it does it both at the same time!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:40, archived)
# The manly enthusiasm and heroic music
aren't quite enough to disguise the fact that it looks like something a five-year-old would take to the beach.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:34, archived)
# haha it's Bonanza!
expecting Lorne Green to ride in :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:37, archived)
# I think it's The magnificent seven
Waits for someone to correct me....
Edit,"The Sons of Katie Elder"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hyrjh0EDlss
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:45, archived)
# ooops! hehe..
seemed familar anyhows :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:13, archived)
# I only knew because someone told me the first time I posted it!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:15, archived)
# ha! get all my news from b3ta :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:33, archived)
# Ahh!
For me, I keep hearing a bit where I think it's about to burst into Police Academy.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Now that was a good western!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:53, archived)
# Something a five year old would take to the beach if he wanted to dig to Australia...
While have something handy to fend off an alien invasion and cut up there lunch at the same time!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:39, archived)
#
Chinese Military Swiss Army
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Swiss Tony, using this shovel is a lot like making love to a beautifull woman....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:42, archived)
# You've got to...
Place the end deep into the hole, stir it a little before you bring it out...
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Placing one foot firmly on top of it for extra leverage......
Then push it in as hard as you can
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:03, archived)
# o_0
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:06, archived)
# It's always good to keep an old wallpaper scraper handy, to clean all the dirt off it after use...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:12, archived)
# And if it's a hole that's been dug before, don't rush in too quickly
The sides might be delicate and prone to cave-ins.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Back filling with compost may help...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:42, archived)