
Moggy - take note. If you're going to combine animals and sex, at least make it funny.
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Tue 1 May 2012, 19:50,
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Contains obligatory Cirenester reference
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Tue 1 May 2012, 20:36,
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Contains obligatory Cirenester reference

Sudenly the young bull started jumping up and down all exited and started shouting "Look look! there is a field full of cows down there, lets run down as fast as we can and have ourselves one" the old bull turned around and replied " Why don't we walk down instead, and have all of them"
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Tue 1 May 2012, 19:54,
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Violent buggers, I hear.
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Tue 1 May 2012, 19:59,
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on the same vein:
My missus had our second child wrenched asunder through the sunroof, under a full general anesthetic this morning (thanks to NINE separate failed spinal taps - fucking ow!). it's been a busy day, but i'm now a proud dad for the second time, to a bouncing 9lb boy. *preens*
/wairayo?
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Tue 1 May 2012, 21:25,
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My missus had our second child wrenched asunder through the sunroof, under a full general anesthetic this morning (thanks to NINE separate failed spinal taps - fucking ow!). it's been a busy day, but i'm now a proud dad for the second time, to a bouncing 9lb boy. *preens*
/wairayo?

best wishes & good health to mother &child
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Tue 1 May 2012, 21:47,
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