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[challenge entry] And now, the inevitable . . .
the inevitable . . .

Unleash the 'wood pecker' jokes!
EDIT: removed second 'And now'

From the Hack Springwatch challenge. See all 104 entries (closed)

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:32, archived)
# Woodpecker jokes?
It looks more like some sort of gull to me
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Of course she's a gull.
Buoys don't wear hats like that.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:20, archived)
# The more I see this exceedingly strange choice of headwear
the more I wonder what the fuck she could have possibly been thinking when she looked in the mirror and thought 'lovely'
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Presumably because it does a good job of drawing attention away from her face...
Springwatch-related compo repost:


(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Hahaha!
Observation!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:45, archived)
# Ha!
Plus - plugaroonie
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:07, archived)
# i'm pretty sure she doesn't ever look in the mirror and say
lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:04, archived)
# It
looks like that thing* that used to chase Tony Hart around on 'Vision on'.




*yes, I know it was his signature.
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:07, archived)
# poor lass
she is quite pretty... it just looks like her features are just misaligned
(likeajackhammer, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:52, archived)
# There's an air of mid-60s Nancy Sinatra about her...
In that she looks kind of unreal.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:58, archived)
# I think the combination
of a bit too much eyeshadow plus her eyes being shaded by The Hat™ makes her look a bit like a raccoon, or a go-go dancer.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:02, archived)
# And the unnaturally white / wide teeth....
If you stare at her for long enough you can see the rest of her face moving while the teeth stay still, a bit like HT's Donald Sutherland pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:06, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
It does 'n all
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:21, archived)
# she got all the worst parts of both her parent's faces
She looks like George VI in drag
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:07, archived)
# haha
she certainly has a busy face
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:12, archived)
# eh?
isn't that how we'd describe the elephant man?
minus pretty
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:17, archived)
# well, no... because he was horrendously disfigured
I'm saying that it just seems like if, for example, if her eyes were a little further apart, her mouth a little wider etc

as it stands, the individual parts aren't that bad, just as a collective it isn't conducive to being what one would describe as "attractive"
(likeajackhammer, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:42, archived)
# Like someone's been arsing about with the sliders in the Oblivion character creator
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:55, archived)
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Who's there?

A woodpecker
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:00, archived)
# hahahahhaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:05, archived)
# Pecker who?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:11, archived)
#
Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:12, archived)
# who's there?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:26, archived)
# A woodpecker walks into a bar
The barman says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you" and the woodpecker replies, "Nigga look at yo hair! you ain't about shit and yo hair ain't neither"
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:06, archived)
# White Russian?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:09, archived)
# What do you call a woodpecker with a car on its head?
Roadkill
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:08, archived)
# Ford Ka cass
Or if you build it yourself, Ford Ka Kit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:12, archived)
# A woodpecker, a woodpecker and a woodpecker were in a bar drinking somewhere in South America
They noticed a pot of money in the corner and asked the barman what was it there for. "Well" said the barman "that is there for the taking for anyone who can 1:Drink a full bottle of tequila in two minutes 2:Go into that box over there with a lion inside and pull a thorn from the lions foot. 3: finally go upstairs and make love to a 100 year old woman". What happens if we fail they enquired. "If ye fail and survive", the barman said, "ye'll be sold as sex-slaves to a local tribe". Despite the risks they said they would try it. Woodpecker number 1 goes first and after half the tequila he collapses drunk and is taken away to be sold. Woodpecker number 2 is next. He downs the tequila and staggers to the lion cage.The door is closed and there is a quick scream as he is eaten alive by the lion, unable to defend himself. Woodpecker number 3 drinks the tequila and stumbles towards the lions den. The door is closed behind him and almost immediately there are the most spine-curdling screams and shouts coming from the cage which lasts all of ten minutes.There is banging up against the sides of the box and everything and then silence. The woodpecker emerges battered,bleeding and torn - "now" he says " where is that lady with the thorn in her foot?"
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:11, archived)
# there are a lot of Cornish barmen in South America
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Ooh arr.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:15, archived)
# Hahaha
She did lend it out at least.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:55, archived)