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# new newsletter
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue552/

QUESTION: What noise is the worst?
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:46, archived)
#
The relentless noise of your dying dreams as you realise that suddenly you're getting older quicker and you spend every waking moment thinking about death, resulting in insomnia and the loss of all energy with which you might have a slim chance of doing something worthwhile with your life. That noise.


Wait, I mean Toploader.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:48, archived)
# that whimpering noise kids make when they don't appreciate how famous you are?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:49, archived)
# When the spine snaps just as you get to the vinegar thrust.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:50, archived)
# What the Fuck my tree animation was the most popular all week well beyond when the Image Challenge closed
What is it just pick your friend's images is it Happy Toast/Fraser?

I really don't know why I fucking bother.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:53, archived)
# Not sure if you can chalk this up to HT... Don't think he writes the newsletter.
But it's a bit harsh that yours isn't in there. Was a time when the image compo was The Top Three As Voted rather than some discretionary thing like the QOTW.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:59, archived)
# It's always been the top three I've never known it to be different.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Think lately there's been an element of subjectivity to them.
Although from my perspective it's pretty academic cos I rarely trouble the popular page these days :'o(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Oh well fuck this for a game of soldiers.
What's the point of being a b3tan if it's all for nothing? Don't bother answering that, it's time I left this site.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Wait, that wasn't a flounce was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:19, archived)
# I didn't know the point of challenges was to be in the top three
Nor did I know the point of posting was to be on the popular page, let alone the front page. For me that's probably a good thing since they're all well out of my fliddy reach. But then I never check the front page or the popular page and rarely pay close attention to the image challenge part of the newsletter.

I think it's all too possible to take this place too seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:33, archived)
# I have observed this also.
Happened with one of mine, but it was a bit quick and shit, so I wasn't overly perturbed. It's not a democracy, but still.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:18, archived)
# Yeah, you came first with no mention
2nd, 10th and 23rd got a mention
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:21, archived)
# This weeks image challenge will be judged by
Brian Sewell.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:28, archived)
# ^Please can we make this happen?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Oh, yeah...
...how did that happen?
b3ta.com/board/10872147
Ah, my laurels are soiled now.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:49, archived)
# It was the Week in Pictures challenge
Here
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Nor is it a meritocracy
Have seen plenty of good stuff on here that barely gets any attention (I don't mean mine - I'm fully aware that most stuff I post is shit), but when a well-known name posts something it immediately garners comments and votes even if it's low in hummus. I think everything in life is like that though. It's whom you know...
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:26, archived)
# The whole point in the challenges is that it IS a democracy
So they shouldn't be screened by the mods at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:30, archived)
# There was a period when " I found this I think it should win the compo "
seemed to be in the top three every week. Some of them were funny, but some were just faceswaps. I can see whoever placed 4th getting pissed off with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:43, archived)
# Good point. You can apply that to smug too
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:44, archived)
# But not so much to FUCK and flan.
Overexposed.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:46, archived)
# I came 3rd in the recent comic challenge with a freebase/flan pic and it didn't get a mention
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:56, archived)
# Isn't that exactly what it is if it's not a democracy but based on someboy's view of the effort of individuals
misguided or not.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:43, archived)
# "Image challenge by Fraser Lewry."
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Well we should lobby him for a return to accountability.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:05, archived)
# I've noticed this happening before
One week I was third and didn't get a mention. Another week I was 23rd and did get a mention.
It balances out in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:14, archived)
# got a qotw first
not a mention. last week got a mention and i was nowhere near first.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:18, archived)
# One week I was third.
And then my entry was mod-edited out of the compo on the Thursday for some reason, and I flounced like some sort of Clay.

And then I realised that it DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER and came back :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:22, archived)
# I remember that
It happened to my Mo compo entry as well, but it got FP'd so I didn't moan :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Strange days indeed ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:25, archived)
# LINK ME SOME FLOUNCE BABY
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:39, archived)
# the sound of cunts singing "meeeeeeennnn"
after EVERY FUCKING SCENE on the pile of rancid dribbleshite that is two and a half men.
either that or anyone saying "wowcher!"{
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 15:57, archived)
# w*wcher
makes me want to kill my television.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:21, archived)
# it has me scrambling for the mute button every time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:23, archived)
# WHY AM I NOT IN THE TOP 3!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:30, archived)
# OMFGWTYOAOPUTL!
Fuck yeah! I've been on here ten years, and I think that's the first time I've been in the newsletter. Frankly, I've got a semi just thinking about it.

Sorry, got a bit excited there. Just off to blow my own trumpet.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:36, archived)
# the sound of jimmy savile fucking dead bodies
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 16:40, archived)
# I made that Pumpkin Carving video
I carved it, filmed it(using a chair with celotaped Duplo bits to it, as a camera holder), edited it and added the sound. It should proudly be in the "What the B3ta'ns did this week" section.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 17:29, archived)
# I just finished watching that and thinking the same thing
Fucking epic work btw
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 17:44, archived)
# once gebissen twice scheiße
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 17:55, archived)
# Anything: Gangnam style.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 18:28, archived)
# Last orders bell.
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:30, archived)