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# Newsletter subject line compo
c'mon females and blokes
got any original jokes?
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:37, archived)
# Savile - the story that just keeps giving
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:37, archived)
# Like this, you mean?

Couldn't shoehorn a Disney reference in here; not for lack of trying.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:05, archived)
# Flooding your inbox like.. etc
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:38, archived)
# Flooding your inbox like Sandy and Savile dogging in a New York kindergarten
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:40, archived)
# Molesting your inbox like Saville's cigar of flesh spewing lovejuice all over Sandy's cheek
..
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:45, archived)
# Filling your inbox like Savile's creamy man-goo and Sandy's salty wetness
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:48, archived)
# The last newsletter of the free world
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:38, archived)
# Now with added Starr Whores, brought to you by Disney and the BBC.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:38, archived)
# COMING AT YOU LIKE A 70s ENTERTAINER.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:39, archived)
# written by people who took GCSEs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:39, archived)
# written during a Haribo rush
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:40, archived)
# Infringing Apple patents since 2001
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:41, archived)
# How come Bill Wyman gets away with it?
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:41, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:43, archived)
# Winnar.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:45, archived)
# Looney Toons buys Star Trek!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:41, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:43, archived)
# This week featuring Saville's Glittering Starr
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:41, archived)
# ^ This one ^ This one ^ This one^ !
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:43, archived)
# do you want that one?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:44, archived)
# What one?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:48, archived)
# How to Fossilise your Hamster
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:42, archived)
# no, we don't know who Alt-J are either.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:43, archived)
# One of them is in disguise


and another of them is farrrrrr away
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:53, archived)
# Billy Bragg love-child shocker!
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:14, archived)
# Which one doesn't play synth?
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:39, archived)
# I have no idea
Mrs S kept blabbering to me during the awards prog last night about all the bands and their albums. I just played with my phone and pretended to listen. As usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:55, archived)
# SMITE THY ASS
HUG THOSE PUPPIES
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:43, archived)
# exposing 'men' who are scared of spiders
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:44, archived)
# bullshit, all lies!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:46, archived)
# LOOK! ON YOUR SHOULDER!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:53, archived)
# we ate freddie starr's hamster
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:44, archived)
# No longer available on Ceefax
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:44, archived)
# ^ this
(waxdart hello., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:08, archived)
# Fixing it like Jim since 2001
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:47, archived)
# Mickey Mouse is a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:48, archived)
# ..
i wish Kate Bush had sexually abused me when i was underage
(I_am_B, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:54, archived)
# in my dreams, she did
abuse me, I mean, not you. I don't even know you. WHO ARE YOU? GET OUT OF MY DREAMS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:55, archived)
# the list is growing
police believe more than 300 underage boys wished Kate Bush had sexually abused them in the 70's
(I_am_B, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:59, archived)
# I used to call her,,,,,,, KATE'S BUSH!!!
ahahahaha
hahahahahahaha
hahahaha
haha
ha

ahem
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:08, archived)
# I'm sure there's a saying...
that three in the hand is worth one in Kate Bush. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:15, archived)
# aaaaaaaarghhh
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 2 Nov 2012, 15:30, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Win
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:26, archived)
# Filling the gaps in Pete Townshend's long-awaited autobiography
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:55, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:56, archived)
# lets face it, secretly we are all rather impressed with Jimmy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 10:56, archived)
# Reminds me of the Reginald D Hunter thing on Fritzl
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ab1oCPru664&t=330

He was good at DIY and multitasking.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:00, archived)
# Heal those psychological wounds with all-new Jimmy Savlon.
(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:00, archived)
# Please America, not the pro-rape one. Love & hugs, rest of world.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:02, archived)
# Hey - how come I didn't get a candle yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Austerity
Rob can't afford the wax any more. We're all in it together.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:04, archived)
# Donald Trump Offers $5M to Charity if all of Savile's accusers show their birth certificates
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:13, archived)
# You don't know what you're doing.
Sheesh, it's 4am where I am. What am I doing up.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:21, archived)
# HERE'S SOME SHIT IN YOUR MAILBOX!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:23, archived)
# Thrusting into more boxes than Jimmy Savile's nob
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:23, archived)
# Giving you a Triple A***+ for coursework.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:29, archived)
# Storm Force Nonce - The clean up.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Hitler. Hitler! It's always something about Hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:01, archived)
# Filled with Glitter and Starrs
(waxdart hello., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:03, archived)
# Yoda fucked me hard in my soul.
(waxdart hello., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:04, archived)
# B3TA - Sold to Disney for a penny.
(waxdart hello., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Dear Jim, please fix it for me to meet Michael Jackson :(
(waxdart hello., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:07, archived)
# this udder feels strange can i take my blindfold off?
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:16, archived)
# Moooo
(waxdart hello., Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:27, archived)
# Disney Fucks Kids.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 12:50, archived)