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# 'get a life' someone said. so i did.


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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:07, archived)
# Woot!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:08, archived)
# 4 bloody months.
not bad considering i knitted half of it with a shattered wrist and a cast on
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:10, archived)
# Far more patience than me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:15, archived)
# just too much time on my hands of an evening
also, it's great physio, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:17, archived)
# Wowsers!
Nice one smashy!
Now get a megaman.
;)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:10, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:11, archived)
# WOO!!!!
did you design it with MSPAINT.EXE? (hee hee hee!)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:12, archived)
# ha!
no. no i did not.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:14, archived)
# 1up?
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:13, archived)
# ta :)
thinking of doing the blue one next, then the red.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:15, archived)
# that would be if some dude was 'pitching a tent' (wink wink nudge nudge) under the middle of it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:15, archived)
# Aww, nice.
Can we see it on YouTube as "One Girl, One Up".
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:15, archived)
# no, you can't!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:16, archived)
# Well I blame Cameron.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:29, archived)
# for anything in particular?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:34, archived)
# RPF? What have you shopped? Please read the FAQ LOLz
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:33, archived)
# you terrible bully!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:35, archived)
# You did Smashing job on it.
(Ha Ha)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:08, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:10, archived)
# congratulations
and I thought I spent a long time on my posts
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:34, archived)
# i take about 30 seconds on the average post
because i can't draw worth a damn. that's why they're all so shit :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:36, archived)
# I'm
gonna bounce on that bed until I live forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:38, archived)
# it's worked for me so far ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:39, archived)
# as I can
see
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:41, archived)
# You knitted it? It is hard to tell...did you knit each square and then sew them together?
If it is all wool it must be very heavy.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:41, archived)
# yep, all done by hand
400 knitted squares altogether, sewn with cotton. i tried sewing with wool, but it comes undone. it is a bit heavy, but they're very warm in winter and, as they're natural materials, they breathe well
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:44, archived)
# I want one...
...which unfortunately will mean teaching myself how to knit, which will take about ten years.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:55, archived)
# i'm planning to sell this one for 60 quid
it's never been used, i only spread it on the bed to show that it's double bed-sized.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:57, archived)
# That is absolutely smashing
And matches well with this t-shirt I have. Even the colours are the same.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:48, archived)
# colour matching is a bitch
but i got lucky with the green in wilkinson's. the space invader one was a nightmare, acid green wool is not easy to find!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:51, archived)
# Smashing job.....
You must have arms like the hulk and the longest kniting needles in the world to be able to make these :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:55, archived)
# 15x15 stitch squares are pretty small
i'd never do one all in one piece!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:58, archived)
# How many squres by how many if they're all the same size I might have a go at designing a couple,
how about a smart phone one...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:02, archived)
# it depends
20x20 stitch squares, 15x15 in size makes a blanket that's double-sized. 15x15 squares, you need 20x20 to do the same
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:08, archived)
# I might have a go.........
What's the blue tubular thing between the head of the bad and the draws, and what's the green painted grooved thing next the the draws?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:13, archived)
# the tubular thing is a bed bar
as my back sometimes locks in place when i'm asleep. the green thing is a watering can.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:17, archived)
# o_O
I want a fucking bed bar! how to avoid that drunken stagger from the living room :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:23, archived)
# it was either that
or 20 minutes of Upturned Turtle every time i roll onto my back in my sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:29, archived)
# Ouch :-(
Do you use your watering can to drink you strongbow Spanish stlye!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:35, archived)
# nah
i had radishes growing in pots right outside the bedroom window, so it was easier for me to just open the window and water them. also good for waking up men who've overstayed their welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:38, archived)
# Haha....
If woman asked me if I wanted her to shove a watering can up my arse I'd be well up for it :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:43, archived)
# good to know
*files away*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:48, archived)
# ah, that's really nice
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:58, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:00, archived)
# EPIC work
Worth a lot more than £60, I’d say? Contact Nintendo and tell them you've made an exclusive range of luxury cotton Nintendo duvet covers and want to offer first sales to their Staff as a sign of appreciation to their work, from a super fan? Or join their Facebook page and stick up a couple of pics?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:04, archived)
# good idea, providing i don't get copyrighted right up the chuff
the money isn't really important, i do them because i like doing them. not really commercially viable, due to the time they take to make
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:13, archived)
# Lovely work there, Smashy
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:27, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:30, archived)
# Patience of a saint...
Great stuff.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:05, archived)
# arms of a stevedore :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:29, archived)
# Excellent work
1 up!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 16:51, archived)
# Unqualified as I am to comment on knitting I award this item an A+.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 19:48, archived)
# Wow, that really is quite a special thing.
Great work!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 19:52, archived)
#
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 19:59, archived)
# *delurks from /board*
That's fantastic!
I'm married to a quilter, and I've been trying for years to get her to do a Space Invaders pixel throw for our bed with no success!
I might do the arty work and design it and cut the squares and get her to do the easy bit of sewing them together, backing it, wadding it, stitching it all together and then hand-quilting a superkingsize throw!!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 23:45, archived)