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# One of my pals has taken a hideously posey 'selfie' ... queue photoshop trolling by all his friends!
His facebook page now resembles a b3ta challenge thread, so I thought I'd share, maybe you can have fun with this too:

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(MarkyBee life is short, waste it properly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 14:56, archived)
# You forgot to post an image, but don't worry! You can borrow mine.


I don't have a facebook so your fabulous tale is wasted on me.


Edit : oh, I see you've included an image now. I should feel foolish, I don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 14:58, archived)
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The preview lied to me!!! But this thread has become all the richer for your contribution.
(MarkyBee life is short, waste it properly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:03, archived)
# Everything can be improved by washing a ferret.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:09, archived)
# filth!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:27, archived)
# Certainly a ferret can be vastly improved by washing a ferret
in my experience of ferrets, which are stinky.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 17:08, archived)
# Wringing out the soapy ferret, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:03, archived)
# stoatfrothing
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:22, archived)
# you've been here long enough
you should know better...
{inserts comical image depicting instructions to be taken}

EDIT: what shelvey said...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 14:58, archived)
# What is this "facebook" thing that people are talking about?
And what is a "selfie"? Are they those Scottish seal-mermaid-type creatures? And why would your friend take one? Did he take one as his wife?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 14:58, archived)
# Ay up Tribs, we'll drag you kicking and screaming into the 18th Century yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:09, archived)
# I believe it's what the kids call 'speshal private time' now
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 17:03, archived)
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(MarkyBee life is short, waste it properly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:07, archived)
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(MarkyBee life is short, waste it properly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:08, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:10, archived)
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...apologies for width...
(MarkyBee life is short, waste it properly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:11, archived)
# never apologize for girth
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:24, archived)
# :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:24, archived)
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(MarkyBee life is short, waste it properly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:10, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:37, archived)
# Haha nice
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:47, archived)
# You can't spell "cue".
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:44, archived)
# Shit and dirty
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:03, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:06, archived)
# How is he meant to have taken a 'selfie' from that distance?
Or is 'selfie' now just a synonym for 'photograph of a person'?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:37, archived)
# that's a very good point.
also, why is 'twerking' called 'twerking' to me, that'd be texting at work (join the words together to make a new word sorta thing).
I tell ya, this modern world is rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:47, archived)
# VeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrryLongArms
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 18:21, archived)
# This ^^
Also, QOTW seem to have spread to the comments on Daily Mash posts on Facebook. What's with that?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:33, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 17:05, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 21:30, archived)
# Haha woo
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 10:57, archived)