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# Positively Embarrassing ...
Wanna hear the worst music ever written and recorded by anybody ever in the entire history of the world? Music so bad that you can barely prise your poor ears away from it?

Then you might want to go here: www.wholisticvitality.com.au/affirmations

Jaw-dropping, quality cuts include the not-at-all self-indulgent and misguided 'I Love Myself' and 'Money Comes To Me'.
(I helped save b3ta! Isaac Mangang With Love & Herpes xXx, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 5:34, archived)
# Quim
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 6:03, archived)
# Randy Quim?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 6:54, archived)
# *poke* /links is over there >>>>
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pre-photoshop edit using transparent film and a xerox
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 31 Mar 2014, 6:35, archived)
#
Oh yes, sorry - my bad. Should have gone on the links board. See, this is what happens if I only post a link every four thousand years.
(I helped save b3ta! Isaac Mangang With Love & Herpes xXx, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 6:59, archived)
# 5th element? "Every x thousand years a force of great evil..." etc
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 31 Mar 2014, 7:17, archived)
#
JAW DROPPING

CHIN DRIBBLING
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 6:54, archived)
# I should like this played at full volume over my funeral service, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:32, archived)
# That'll really put the fun in funeral!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:43, archived)
# yeah i'm not clicking that could be a virus, soz
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 6:55, archived)
# we've got a /links board for stuff like that now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 8:34, archived)
# and a /talk board to post it on too… ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:40, archived)
# You've pushed off something from Sunday morning you total bag of cunts
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 8:41, archived)
# I hadn't even finished reading Friday yet :'(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 9:35, archived)
# oh god
if we keep using threads at this rate I'll have to check back more than once a fortnight
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 9:48, archived)
# We could always just keep posting in the same thread instead of starting new ones
See how long it lasts before the database breaks
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 9:52, archived)
# it's running on a zx81
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:22, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:09, archived)
# All taken from her second album, 'Up My Own Arse'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:29, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:27, archived)
# (David Attenborough voice on:)
"And here we see the very rare Duchamps' Pelican..."

(David Attenborough voice off)
(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:34, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:17, archived)