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# Everytime I try to pronounce B3ta.com,
I worry about how I am going to pronounce the 3.
(cvindin, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 21:59, archived)
# it's pronounced 'carrot'.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 22:16, archived)
# But with a silent "c"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 22:32, archived)
# what's red and green and blue and tastes like a carrot
no ... wait ... hang on
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 23:22, archived)
# is it cvindin?
Everytime i try to pronounce cvindin
I worry about how i am going to pronounce the cvindin.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 1:18, archived)
# I avoid this by never attempting to pronounce cvindin
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 9:21, archived)
# if only the faq addressed these kinds of vitally important issues
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 22:26, archived)
# DO A SHIT IN YOUR HAND
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 22:37, archived)
# i do that, then lower it into the toilet bowl to eliminate the splashing sound when in a public restroom
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 0:02, archived)
# we can still hear you
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 1:22, archived)
# that's just the sound of me licking my hand.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 1:32, archived)
# we saw
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 1:35, archived)
# i liked it
thumbs up
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 1:53, archived)
# Easy to way remember is that it rhymes with 'fuck off'
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 22:42, archived)
# out of interest, what brought you to b3ta in the first place?
only you seem a little unaware of how it behaves

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 22:51, archived)
# IF HE'D JUST DO A SHIT IN HIS HAND HE'D BE OK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 22:52, archived)
# well obviously we know that, but do they?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 22:53, archived)
# I tell you what though
it sounds a bit unfriendly but I'm not shaking hands with him afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 22:57, archived)
# oh man, do you think they're trying it without the glove?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 22:59, archived)
# Not even Little Michael Jackson attempted that!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 23:02, archived)
# he's not replying
I think he's gone full faeces and panicked
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 23:08, archived)
# Surely that depends which hand he shat on?
Otherwise you're merely being totally insensitive.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 23:08, archived)
# he seems a simple fellow
i reckon he's used both hands
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 1:28, archived)
# Cool links and funny things
Can't have enough of those in life.
(cvindin, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 9:08, archived)
# This might help
https://soundcloud.com/jake-skelton/01-b3ta-jingle
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 22:59, archived)
# *stands and salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 23:01, archived)
# HAHAHAHA BEETHREETA
I've never heard this before, proper laughing here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 23:01, archived)
# so this website is also responsible for guarding the crown jewels, who knew
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 23:13, archived)
# This used to be required listening before logging on.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 23:08, archived)
# b3autiful
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 1:14, archived)
# I'm glad Rob found it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 1:34, archived)
# motherfucker didn't even mention me
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 6:18, archived)
# same way my username's pronounced.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 23:25, archived)
# Hi! Great first post!
Pop on over to /talk where a friendly ear awaits you.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 23:55, archived)
# b3ta is renowned for its friendly ears
(cvindin, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 9:10, archived)
# Whose sockpuppet account are you I wonder ?
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 10:21, archived)
# Google
I suppose it must seem strange seeing a user who has only been here for a month. Looking at everyone's accounts, I haven't found anyone who hasn't been around for less than two years- most have been using for a decade.

b3ta really grabs you by the balls and never lets go, it seems
(cvindin, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 12:17, archived)
# no, we just bully away all the new users
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 14:20, archived)
# Oh come on
when have you EVER seen an example of that
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 15:53, archived)
# LISTEN, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU LOVE HORSES? DO YOU FIND THEY ARE THE BEST OF ALL ANIMALS? ARE THEY YOUR FRIENDS?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 0:22, archived)
# they've got horses on the telly now
and in books

happy times
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 1:15, archived)
# this is important
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 7:02, archived)
# HORSECOCK
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 6:03, archived)
# HORSEASS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 7:03, archived)
# 'scone'
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 23 Aug 2014, 13:23, archived)