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# Vintage
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 18:47, archived)
# TJ
Anyone know why I can't get a video of the Aussie dude pulling a bike flip at the Olympics?
Apparently I'm in the wrong country to view this content?
(Jason Voorhees ๐Ÿ”ช, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 19:35, archived)
# Because the IOC are complete and total fucking cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 19:41, archived)
# Try using a Youtube proxy site
I don't have a recommendation for a particular one to use, so you'll have to search and try some out (I've forgotten the one I last used, but that was to circumvent age restriction rather than geofencing).
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 20:02, archived)
# You're in the wrong country to view this content.
hth
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 21:49, archived)
# gaz mongychops, he knows about that sort of thing
(Agent Pr1ck llวษฏs วษฅส‡ sส‡I ห™วษ”ษld sแด‰ษฅส‡ วส‡ษษฅ l, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 19:24, archived)
#
I can't tell what it is yet?
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 20:05, archived)
# making fun of disabled people is so funny
well done
(Baggenfork, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 22:46, archived)
# You are my new favourite. x
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 22:53, archived)
# You think it’s funny too? I don’t know what to say.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 19:30, archived)
# If that’s your gf she’s a bag of spanners
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 20:42, archived)
# Someone around here says she's sexy, I can't remember who now.
She's a sausage champion and tipped to be the next PM.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 21:36, archived)
# She gets very excited about cheese and pork, as I recall...
which makes me very interested...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 22:46, archived)
# ^ him
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 22:52, archived)
# Is it really so supplising?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Aug 2021, 23:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 0:18, archived)
# b3ta supplies?....IDGI
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 1:42, archived)
# It's a UHF thing, you wouldn't understand.
Also it's a 'not being racist' thing, so a little niche for b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 14:05, archived)
# Unending Hissy Fit
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:08, archived)
# Vs Cognitive Dissonance
FIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 19:03, archived)
# Grrr grrr grrrrrr grrrr
Who won?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 19:27, archived)
# Even when it loses, cognitive dissonance always wins.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 19:52, archived)
# No need to fight then, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 20:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 21:56, archived)
# It's wordplay, you goon
Both are Joeys, that's the joke. I picked a Joey most here would recognise.

But well done on being offended by something that isn't there
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 6:41, archived)
# The joke would have worked just as well with a conventionally-abled Joey, e.g. Joey from Friends.
In this instance, a differently-abled Joey has been given an equal opportunity to be included in a harmless piece of wordplay.

Anyone finding offence in that is worse than Hitler.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 8:56, archived)
# Yes, I got the joke.
Who said I was offended.
(Baggenfork, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 11:41, archived)
# You'll like this then.......
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 12:18, archived)
# I love you
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 12:30, archived)
# You'll love this too


Click for bigger (482 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 16:01, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 20:23, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 7:17, archived)
# Every schoolkid from the early 80s is going to Hull
(rogerzilla, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 7:09, archived)
# Four decades later and I still sometimes find myself going “uuuhhhhhh”.
Tongue firmly in lower lip.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 9:15, archived)
# Fuck off
B3ta is clearly the wrong site for you
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 10:00, archived)
# you fuck off
m8
(Baggenfork, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 11:41, archived)
# Everyone should fuck off equally.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 16:12, archived)
# Can you image how someone who cannot have sex due to a disability would feel about “you fuck off”? Very hurtful. Think before you speak.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:12, archived)
# I can't believe you would potentially antagonise someone who, through no fault of their own, was born with psychopathy and cannot imagine how other people would feel.
I think you need to take a long hard look* at yourself.

*Or whatever you identify as your primary sense for introspective purposes.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 19:51, archived)
# arf..
you said "long" and "hard" *rubs thighs
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 22:32, archived)
# Sorry but I don’t think it’s funny at all. You are clearly on the wrong website, we don’t do that here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:05, archived)
# can't we just
troll him for a little longer ? Pleeeze...
(davyclam, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 19:19, archived)
# I’ve a good mind to gaz Rob, he takes a dim view of this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:06, archived)
# REPORTED.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:06, archived)
# XD
All rob has to do is push 1 button and this site will be gone forever.
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also: Jokes are better than techno.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 1:23, archived)
# I like to think it's more of a dead man's switch arrangement...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 1:33, archived)
# NOW NOW NOW...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 2:50, archived)
# I think it’s more of a dead horse arrangement
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 20:44, archived)