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# Mime Killer


Sorry, couldnt resist
(Palleon, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha
if you did that to a mime, would it scream?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:57, archived)
# only if
a tree fell on it in the woods
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:58, archived)
# what is the sound
of one mime falling?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:58, archived)
# The same as
one hand clapping?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:00, archived)
# "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
only muted.
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:00, archived)
# *boom*
shhhh!
(KnitWit, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:00, archived)
#
 
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Not if you cut his vocal cords out first
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:00, archived)
# Going back to the mime thing
I thought mime artists had been outlawed, on penalty of death
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:57, archived)
# I thought
they were imprisoned in invisible cells
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:58, archived)
# anyone here seen
Shakes The Clown?
bobcat goldthwait plays shakes the clown, an alcoholic clown who joins up with his buddies in a bar (in full clown regalia at all times), get drunk and then go to the park to beat up mimes.

very amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:00, archived)
# was that the one with
Laurence Olivier in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:03, archived)
# Jerry!
Get out of that box before that bird pecks your eyes out!

/kids in the hall
(KnitWit, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:01, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:06, archived)
# Only
on the Discworld
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:58, archived)
# Discworld ist sehr gut
ja
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:59, archived)
# ja
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:01, archived)
# dsbodsopkokokokokokok
dslib dkhjbfkhb sf vn svkhvsvbdsbob
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:01, archived)
# ist es ein buch oder ein film?
alt oder neu?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:02, archived)
#
sajoiahkgdsipksfiH!'pzdg
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(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:03, archived)
# sorry
Iwas just typing German for comedy effect. I actually know very little. Way less than I should.
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:03, archived)
# you know more than enough.
no one should know any.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:04, archived)
# I used to live in Germany
and I know how to count to 20 and how to say yes and no
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:06, archived)
# ha ha ha
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:07, archived)
# ein buch
Veile buche
(Ellis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:08, archived)
# wbudsbiub
gapsnkl;zndgsdinsdihsgpsi087899429bjhfbasbifiu8bn
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:10, archived)
# Viele Kaninchen
oh yeah german at its best.
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:11, archived)
# Discworld am the best
penalty for a first offence should prevent the possibility of a second offence.

corporal nobby nobbs - disqualified from the human race for pushing

dragons - the only animal suffering from indigestion to which the term blast radius can b applied
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:06, archived)
# if only that were true.
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:58, archived)
# somebody should
point a large fan at them and make them walk against the wind.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:59, archived)
# You could shoot them
if you had a silencer.


/Steven Wright
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:02, archived)
# Gobshitting technicolour monk-turds.
The bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 19:59, archived)
# Gobshitting technicolour monk-turds Batman!
Sorry I thought that was funny.
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:02, archived)
# Holy Gobshitting technicolour monk-turds Batman!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:04, archived)
# only on b3ta
would that phrase appear.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:05, archived)
# and aren't we all happy
for that fact
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:07, archived)
# hee hee
i just read your profile.
"poona" sounds really dirty.
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:10, archived)
# That's might be
a contributing factor to why they changed it
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:13, archived)
# shit yeah!
I forgot the "holy" I'm gonna go somewhere quiet and kill myself.
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:08, archived)
# i would love to
stamp on the foot of a mime to see if they screamed in pain. or something similar that may provoke an audible outburst
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:03, archived)
# When i went to Germany.
there was human statue. he was dressed like a pharoah or something. but he was in a suit which was basically like a straight jacket (he couldnt move his arms basically. He was standing on abox. It was soooooooooooo tempting to push him off. But I refrained. I made up for this lack of entertainer beating by playing a guy who dressed up as arabbit for money's head lke the bongos.
(Squid Bunty, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:07, archived)
# fisting?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:07, archived)
# no thanks
im alright for now
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:10, archived)
# i'll save the lube
for later then?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 20:15, archived)