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# fuck.
my uncle's been arrested by Mugabe's thugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:54, archived)
# what?
that's terrible
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:54, archived)
# just found out.
he's in a cell with 16 others in Bulawayo jail.

Not much we can do. the british consulate there is more or less powerless.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Charge? Circumstances?
Political? Hostages?

*feels concern*
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# shit
is not even friday the 13th yet
that is shit news im sorry...


I posted this a minute ago, but now its more important edit:hold on i was dumb enough to think that was real. sorry.. i didn't notice the robot aspect of it or the date 2111
(doktored, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:03, archived)
# is your uncle a british national?
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:59, archived)
# Oh my God
That's awful. Are you ok? (if you are taking the wee then I feel very silly but if not then sorry, that is really awful) :(
(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:00, archived)
# You can
pray, no joke
(noahlovesnesquick, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:00, archived)
# Well.
That's a matter of opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:02, archived)
# what do
you mean?
EDIT: oh well, got to get the bus. see yous (again)
(noahlovesnesquick, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:02, archived)
# I mean
praying is a bit of a joke, cos it'll do bugger all use. you'd better spending your time doing something constructive.

www.b3ta.com/board/1370158
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:04, archived)
# it's asking the whole fundemental structure of the universe
to be altered for someone who is self-confessedly not worthy.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:09, archived)
# 'pends how you pray
/holierthanthou
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:19, archived)
# no,
you can, that's 100% of FACT. whether it works or not is a matter of opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:03, archived)
# bullshit
make a stink

call the papers - make a noise - then they have to be careful with him....
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:00, archived)
# I think Amnesty still have a presence in the country
might be worth calling your local office...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:06, archived)
# tried some papers (grauniad, indy + beeb)
not a massively enthusiastic response so far...
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:15, archived)
#
that's a bit shit
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:55, archived)
# Eeek :(
Fingers crossed for him being okay.
(Amerella, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:55, archived)
# Really?
Mines just had a hernia operation.
Coincidence? I think not.
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# it's a conspiracy
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:57, archived)
# *chuckle*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:58, archived)
# tee hee!
(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:00, archived)
# Shit.....

not good!

Sorry to hear that!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:55, archived)
# is that as painful as
being caught by the fuzz?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:55, archived)
# What are we?
Your uncle-releasing-from-evil-African-dictator bitches?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:55, archived)
# you seem to be getting more cruel these days baz
i think you need more fluff in your diet.
(icedragon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:03, archived)
# Well, I'm not sure why it was posted here.
Unless he wants us to make humourous photoshop interpretations of the whole situation?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:06, archived)
# just posted as I wondered if anyone might have any advice
or know a good way to publicise it.
I'll come back to you on the potatoshop effort tho.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:13, archived)
# I was thinking of something along the lines of
"Fuck, my Uncle's been arrested by Um Bongo thugs", but haven't thought about the best way of executing it yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:17, archived)
# you have such
a way with words = )
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:04, archived)
# ha ha
i respect and admire your evil.
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:05, archived)
# Someone gave a seminar recently and finished it with
"I'd like to thank everyone else in Cell Biology - except Barry, because he's evil." 100% of FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:06, archived)
# ha ha
my nickname at college was "evil bastard", or "bastard" for short...
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:07, archived)
# Ooh shit
That's a bad thing
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:55, archived)
# eep.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:55, archived)
# mugabe's thugs?
explain? Ican't follow, i'm just a wee-cocked continental.

okay he lives there. now what is likely to happen to him? i'm a bit ignorant of what is happening in the world because of the exams and b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:55, archived)
# Robert Mugabe
evil dictator of Zimbabwe.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:56, archived)
# You mean
Robert Mugabe OBE?
(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:01, archived)
# The very same.
Lets put him and Dubya in a big pit, then make fight to the death. Then release the bears.



or maybe just thebear, i heard he's tasty in a fight
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:05, archived)
# I hope your
uncle is ok dude, I don't give Mugabe much more time though - I reckon he is O U T soon
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:57, archived)
# thay said that about saddam in 1991
when we first went in to iraq to 'sort it out'.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:59, archived)
# just wait
for america to deliver some weapons to a nearby country and that'll sort it out.

heck what is going on there? any news posts about it?
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:01, archived)
# no
we really don't post that sort of stuff on the board, we like fluffy stuff here and try and forget the outside world.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:02, archived)
# i meant lynx
.
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:04, archived)
# lynx
the text browser?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:08, archived)
# Hmmm
sure but how much longer can you keep the hords on your side when people are starving because of your actions?
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:02, archived)
# easy
feed the hordes.
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:04, archived)
# with
what?
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:06, archived)
# food you
've taken from those that do not belong to the hordes
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:07, archived)
# Tea and biscuits.
Rich tea are best, in my opinion.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:08, archived)
# my Uncle has been sent to Basra for peace keeping duties.
He wasn't going to go but then 4 british soldiers died from heat stroke so they needed some replacements.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:56, archived)
# my friend was working out of the presidential palace
in basra.

but he's been posted back here now.

pockets laden with gold taps and plug sockets.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:59, archived)
# Well, if they will let scousers join the army...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:16, archived)
# uh oh
hope he's ok.

edit: on a slightly more frivolous 'tip', i like the fact that your first instinct was to tell us...
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Shit!
Whats the reason? (like he needs one)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:57, archived)
# holding MDC meetings in his house
been trying to get the press interested, but there are so many arrests there, and no foreign journalists so there's not much they can do.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:12, archived)
# Seriously?
???
(Divvy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:58, archived)
# cunts
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:58, archived)
# Shitbags, I'm sorry to hear that.
Hope he gets out OK...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:58, archived)
# must be true
because no-one has shouted threadwaste at you - seriousness. Hope it works out ok.
(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:01, archived)
# Mugabe is a cnut...
...and I say that with all due respect to
cnuts. Hope he gets out soon and Mugabe's
police state is smashed a.s.a.p. Democracy is
the only political legitimacy.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:01, archived)
# I doesn' t help you in anyway but,
Robert Mugabe is in the final stages of Syphalis dementia. He had to have his cock cut off in the mid 80's as well.
100% bloke in pub said FACT
(Blessed Rolo, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:13, archived)