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[challenge entry] poor.

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(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)
# Made me smile though
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Exactly what kind of
Reverend are you, anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:06, archived)
# he's the Right Reverend Reverend Wright.
/kytv
(martian, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:07, archived)
# You're never stuck...
...with KY Telly!
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:16, archived)
# I loved that show
#ky-tv, ky-tv, KY-TV#
(prehensile, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 16:33, archived)
# The kind of reverend
who'll kick your arse if you don't stop asking stupid questions...
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:09, archived)
# ahh
pentacostal
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:10, archived)
# no, it's just the way my trousers hang
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:11, archived)
#
alaska
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:12, archived)
# because the paracetamol
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:15, archived)
# shit in her cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:17, archived)
# and the other one says
"Can you smell fish?"
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:18, archived)
# at which point
the goat popped out and the vicar said 'So that's where he gets it from!'
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:17, archived)
# Jamaica
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:15, archived)
# woo!
punchline chevron!
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:24, archived)
# in Dorset?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Not so fast, Count!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:28, archived)
# I spent
about a minute trying to see if it was a monologue joke. then I realised how stupid I was
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:07, archived)
# yes
I've found using kays does indeed make you poor...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Not at all!
Rich in hummus!

Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:09, archived)
# Nicely done
I'd say. And I'm never wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:10, archived)
# First a woo! to your picture.
Secondly, I would just like to say Kays (infact the entire Argos group of companies) are complete bastards!

Don't buy anything from them. I haven't yet they still cause me strife.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:11, archived)
# In case you are wondering
The argos group includes:

Argos
Argos Additions
Bargaincrazy
Kays
Great Universal
Choice
Abound
Homebase
Marshall Ward
McCord
Innovations
Home Free
Wehkamp
Halens
Style Plus


Bastards the lot of them.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:13, archived)
# Homebase?
I thought Sainsburys owned them? When was that sold?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:19, archived)
# sometime ago now I think.
To be honest, I'm only really annoyed at the mailorder side of things, so homebase and argos itself are probably okay to shop at.

But only if strictly neccessary.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:22, archived)
# I get all of my Jooowellree
from Argos.

I'm sooooo pretty :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Elizabeth Duke
ROCKS
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:18, archived)
# It rocks socks
I go there for all of my gold coloured tin needs... signet rings, crosses, those scary clown things with moving limbs...

I LOV IT
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:20, archived)
# I have 487 gold hoops
in each of the 7,932 holes in each of my ears.
This comprises a total of approximately half a carat of real gold.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:22, archived)
# you flashy cow
I have 10 rings on each finger so that I can't actually flex my fingers or lift my hands under the weight of all the zinc
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:24, archived)
# not to worry
the top-quality metals will shortly cause your fingers to rot and drop off, allowing for a much greater ease of movement.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:30, archived)
# don't bother me non
I live on disability and child benefits, milking the gullible state for everything I can get out of it... I'm hoping to bankrupt the country and force a revolution which will result in a culture where I and people like me may be able to make a worthwhile contribution rather than being treated like drones or worthless cattle... but I'm a dreamer.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:35, archived)
# do you wear
a sovereign ring on each finger and a tracksuit, even though you never go to the gym?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:18, archived)
# he hee!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:21, archived)
# The rings spell my name
and I tend to sport a fetching two stipe track suit en-sem-ble... and burberry house check cap
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:21, archived)
# tehe!
how many mucky faced sprogs do you drag to the dole office?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:23, archived)
# 657687
and I don't drag them, I let them run amuck...

little bastards (litterally)

/social stereotypes
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:25, archived)
# Well,
I hope they all have different dads
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:27, archived)
# they were all brought into the world
through a rampant orgy of immaculate conception. Each on is a little miracle of virgin birth...


not really - I'm a slag - but keep it under your hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:30, archived)
# Twats like that should be shot.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:21, archived)
# I live in Liverpool.
It's all true.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:34, archived)
# groan and woo
hahaha... made me smile :)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:15, archived)
# woot
that's larverly.


What page have you book marked?

page 74?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:16, archived)
# the underwear page.
obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:17, archived)
# clever
I've never thought of that...



until now...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:22, archived)
# woo!
that is humourously hummusy
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:19, archived)