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# 'give us a kiss'

(thanks to Johnvile for the original pic - hope you didn't mind me shopping it - if so let me know and I'll remove it asap!)
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:39, archived)
# i think menub
os some kind of prophet.

woo to the MAX!
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:39, archived)
# saw that word b4...
what IS menub? :(?
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:40, archived)
# first rule of menub
is don't talk about menub
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:41, archived)
# the second rules of menub
is that there are no rules of menub.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:42, archived)
# which rather fucks up the first one.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:42, archived)
# titter
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:43, archived)
# he
bow down to your logical prowess, and go back to skiving...
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:43, archived)
# the third rule of menub
is: no smoking.

god knows where that leaves you. you can't even put up signs.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:44, archived)
# the fourth rule is
please wipe your feet before leaving
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:51, archived)
# the fifth rule is
please use a coaster.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:53, archived)
# The sixth rule
is never giv
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:56, archived)
# Ah,
words cannot describe him.
He let me touch him once.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:41, archived)
# oh....
so you mean he's like the vicar at the church i used to go to?
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:42, archived)
# No
Please don't mock christs messengers.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:43, archived)
# there's a nice mass
on radio 3 at the minute.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:46, archived)
# arvo part's choral thingies
are really very good - i picked them up for £5 in mvc.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:47, archived)
# kind of on the same subject...
but not really...
I heard this piece of classical music which was choral singing but with a saxophone played over the top of it...
anyone know what it was?
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:50, archived)
# Yep.
(Amerella, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:51, archived)
# and would you
care to tell me?
I promise I'll be nice to a kitten if I see one, in return
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:52, archived)
# Gregorian
Jazz.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:57, archived)
# are you taking the piss?
Or is it *actually* worth me looking on kazaa for that...
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:58, archived)
# I am absolutely taking the piss.
However, please don't let that stop you searching for it on Kazaa - I'd be interested to know if it brings up any results...

Edit: AAAAAAAHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:00, archived)
# I did.
It didn't.
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:01, archived)
# Yes.
It's called 'Jesus' Onions'.
(Amerella, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:59, archived)
# it's by the voodoo saxophone quintet
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:01, archived)
# am I *really* that gullible?
Yes, yes I am.
:c/
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:05, archived)
# Ooh,
I shall tune in on the car radio.
Peace be with you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:47, archived)
# more like a prophet
like i said.

the closest you get to him is 'vestal virgin'.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:43, archived)
# Oh he's much much worse than that...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:48, archived)
# b3ta evolution
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Happens way to fast!
But woo to the pic.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:42, archived)
# Don't be so polite.
You mean: "hope you didn't mind me shopping it - if so stick it up your arse"
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:40, archived)
# Well, I mind.
And so does my wife!

Not really!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:40, archived)
# i like the way
you felt obliged to add the not really
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:41, archived)
# yeah.
he's not married, and the whole parish knows it.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:42, archived)
# nicely done
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:40, archived)
# I was
*_. for a while
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:42, archived)
# relevance?
:)

i was just trying something out :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:43, archived)
# hehehehe
:p
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:45, archived)
# oooh get you
i can't believe i've completely run out of hummus
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:46, archived)
# me too
it'll come back eventually though
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:49, archived)
# you can buy it
in shops
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:53, archived)
# hehehehe
they don't sell the type I want around here :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:56, archived)
# NOOOO
Don't take it down,
If you do you can't get my
WOO YAY HOUPLA
(little minx, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:40, archived)
# woo
tang hoopla
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:41, archived)
# THREADJACK!
not that anyone cares, but i've made my compo enrty a bit better

it's here

(it's a chimp jumping lots of buses)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:41, archived)
# gah!
dead linky :(
I loved it the way it was anyway
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:43, archived)
# not anymore
it's not

must learn to type
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:46, archived)
# don't do that, typing's girly
tis wooness in gif form, that
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:48, archived)
# Now it looks like some sort of gay alien.
Going "Oooh! Get her!" etc.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:42, archived)
# Errr
is that mouth and arse?

A puckering arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:43, archived)
# I think it needs a hat
.
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:47, archived)
# you may not use my picture.
Or if you like, you can (as its you)
lol
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:57, archived)