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# Whatever you do, whenever you check the time from this point onwards
be sure not to think of this

and be sure not to visualise goatse on your wrist as well
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:13, archived)
# *sob*
my life is ruined....shemale vag whenever I check the time....
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:13, archived)
# goatsetastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:16, archived)
# aaaaah
now i get it!
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:20, archived)
# i'm soooooo tempted to repost
Gareth Goatse ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:23, archived)
# am i going to regret it
if i encourage you?
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:24, archived)
# Do it do it
That was great!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:25, archived)
# my wish is your command
(3% fact).

(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:26, archived)
# oh my
how lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:26, archived)
# oh god
that disturbs me
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:27, archived)
# on many
levels
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:33, archived)
# no.
no nonononononononononono!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:27, archived)
#
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:28, archived)
# goatse will never die
I like this "make goatse work safe" theme. Er aslong as it IS work safe.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:33, archived)
# "goatse will never die"
except that he did. (allegedly)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:34, archived)
# did he goatse too far
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:35, archived)
# it hurts so much
in that is is so painfully close to the truth
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:29, archived)
# the fact that
he has a ring on his wedding finger disturbs me. lots.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:31, archived)
# he's married to you.
you're his bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:32, archived)
# He also has a finger on his ring.
Which is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:36, archived)
# *Cries*
boowooo
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:16, archived)
# Not Safe For
Wrist
(snitchell, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:19, archived)
# nooooooooo
you git
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:20, archived)
# What is it
National Goatse day or something!?

On a completely related note, I just got this e-mail :o)


Subject: possible wider audience for your picture 
From:    "Dillon, Janet - TWellsx" 

hi ranjana

a woman from west kent county council who organises picture competitions
would like yours to go into one called the Big Draw. she tried to get you
via the school, but has drawn a blank.
if you'd like to contact her, the e-mail is  (removed) 
i have not released your e-mail, and if you'd prefer her to write to you,
you can let me or her know your address.
she sounds enthusiastic, ranjana. good luck

regards
 

Janet Dillon
Telephone: (removed)

The Courier Printing & Publishing Company Ltd
Longfield Road
North Farm Industrial Estate
Tunbridge Wells
Kent
TN2 3HL
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:24, archived)
# hahahahah
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:25, archived)
# yes
get it published in a kids art book.

you know you're going to hell anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:25, archived)
# hahaha...
do it, do it, do it, do it!
(LaFamilleCatt, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:25, archived)
# This is fucking fantastic.
And why the fuck can't someone who works in publishing use capital letters?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:25, archived)
# capital letters are so
last year, darlink.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:26, archived)
# yup
and the full stop went out of fashion in early 2001
(LaFamilleCatt, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:29, archived)
# fck vwls
thy cn jst fck ff
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:30, archived)
# heck I still remember Bovine 2000
.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:31, archived)
# hello fnord.
it seems i won't be needing a ceiling, after all. my friend has scheduled a stag night thing that weekend. oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:33, archived)
# sounds like you'll need a stomach pump maybe on the Monday
good luck :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:36, archived)
# hahahahaha!
Fantastic! Enter it! Win! Win! Win!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:25, archived)
# ha
class :)
(I helped save b3ta! idlesod, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:25, archived)
# that's so
evil!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:25, archived)
# that would be
the ultimate 'win' - but you would go to hell, you know that...
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:30, archived)
# brilliant
that's one of the best things ever
*100% FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:31, archived)
# hahahah
Now you're for it!

If they tried to get to you through the school they must be trying to track you down!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:38, archived)
# You've also
made it to stileproject.com!

Dunno if this works, normally direct links dont. but www.stilemedia.com/?id=8813a
(I helped save b3ta! bowdie, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 18:21, archived)
# hehehe
"Subject: possible wider audience for your picture " Little do they know.. Class!
(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 13:46, archived)