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Darryn.R, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:28, archived)

arf

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GTA, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:29, archived)

ha ha!

woo!

(martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:29, archived)

lovely.

who wants to fill me in on all the bash gossip then? eh? eh? someone must do.

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stouffer, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:31, archived)

there am pics

but I can't never remember where. somewhere in the region of mattsimpk there is a list, but I keep forgetting to look for it.

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:32, archived)

felt like being all subversive and shitting in the face of people's expectations and so was the absolute model of decorum, something quite a few people expressed disappointment at.

but I am NOT a MACHINE!

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mikeisbrill, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:33, archived)

i see you're

in busted. i have plans for a busted tribute band called cunted.

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stouffer, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:36, archived)

can i be

matt "mad dog", the badger-esque bassist? cos he's the best.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:39, archived)

bastard.

i wanted to be him.

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stouffer, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:41, archived)

tough.

i called dibs.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:46, archived)

I can back him up on that

and you owe me a pint... though i think i owe someone from the ruby lounge as well

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alistair, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:40, archived)

yeah

i owe about six or seven people pints actually. i was kind of hoping they'd all get so twatted they'd forget. you were fucking wasted by the ruby lounge.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:43, archived)

ruby lounge?

was I still with you at this point?

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:44, archived)

dunno mate

i decided to stop paying attention to you long before.....

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mikeisbrill, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:47, archived)

a fine plan......

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:48, archived)

nah

I don`t think you were there dude - I would have been rubbing your cheeky wee curly hair if you had been

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:53, archived)

*glares*

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:54, archived)

ooohhhh yes

i hate drinking grolsh

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alistair, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:46, archived)

yeah

you wanted that stuff with the really long, gay name

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:53, archived)

Go through

this morning's spazz and you'll pick up plenty.

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:34, archived)

*sigh*

if only i wasn't so lazy.

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stouffer, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:35, archived)

Well

scroll down the page and you'll get most of it :)

(Amerella, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:38, archived)

again,

too lazy.

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stouffer, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:40, archived)

you could click this...

mat.rubberfeet.org/pics/index.html

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:42, archived)

I knew there were

lots of pics I hadn't seen yet... and some scary ones too!

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:47, archived)

i am chuffed

at how few i'm in this time (as opposed to last time when every colection had at least one 'mike in a coma' picture)

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mikeisbrill, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:49, archived)

Mike got drunk as a lord

dribbling, taking his clothes off all over the place. Sick everywhere. Licking everyone.
Aside from that, all was calm.

oh.

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pep, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:35, archived)

and

pixelchimp jumping off a balcony
and quelabra decorating a sofa
and martian snogging the boys
and lots of marrow action ...

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:36, archived)

hmm - good job I left

when i did...

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pep, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:38, archived)

all

I did was destroy a marrow on the balcony.

It was fun, honestly.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:42, archived)

what did you

destroy it with? was it hulk-style bae-hands action or a slasher film -style weapon?

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mikeisbrill, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:44, archived)

was hulk style bare hands. I injured about 3 of the knuckled doing so. But if I don't come away from a bash without some sort of injury, then I can't have had that good a time.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:46, archived)

you could have

followed pixelchimp`s "example"!

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:47, archived)

what did

pixelchimp get up to then?

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:59, archived)

a fine philosophy.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:54, archived)

I`m

surprised you could stand / see*

*delete as appropriate

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:46, archived)

I am

amazed I managed to navigate across london afterwards... On top of that, the bloke driving the cab didn't seem to have a meter, a license, or in fact, any driving skills. I could have driven better myself. And I was pissed.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:55, archived)

i should slap some sense into you

woman.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:38, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/1631725

(martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:35, archived)

ha ha ha ha

you fuckass.

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stouffer, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:39, archived)

well, quite.

(martian, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:39, archived)

I keep missing bashes !

Curse having to live in Amsterdam...

(Although.........)

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Darryn.R, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:36, archived)

in the

port.. of Am-ster-dam....

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:37, archived)

going

clip-clipetty-clop on the stairs

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:38, archived)

where?

......

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rogue Big knickers, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:44, archived)

alaska

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evil pixie, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:51, archived)

I fell down some steps

no change there then.

Oh, and got stuffed with crisps. In my pants. Nice.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:36, archived)

hee hee

my friend has a tatoo of the intel logo on his arse

(Wh1teLeopard - New look for max-car.com and a new ant and colesie animation, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:31, archived)

are you

saying darryn copied it off your mate's arse?

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stouffer, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:32, archived)

nope

i was just mentioning this fact because i thought it was relevant

(Wh1teLeopard - New look for max-car.com and a new ant and colesie animation, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:32, archived)

You're on the front cover of the Metro today.

100% FACT!

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:32, archived)

what the car?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:33, archived)

who's

metro?

(Wh1teLeopard - New look for max-car.com and a new ant and colesie animation, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:34, archived)

What's he been doing

now?!

(Amerella, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:35, archived)

here

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:36, archived)

Ohhh.

(Amerella, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:40, archived)

scan it

so we can all see!

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:36, archived)

yes I noticed that

Stouffer has been quite ill recently with drink-related problems

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:36, archived)

it's funny

because it's true.

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stouffer, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 12:42, archived)