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# Hmm


Suspect it may be too small to see what it is. Arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:26, archived)
# Nope me get it
Hee hee!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:27, archived)
# is it the 'car' (for want of a better word) from aliens?
what school is that a picture of?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:27, archived)
# Yup
And the school is a Google school.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:28, archived)
# I wish i went to google school
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:29, archived)
# Me too!
Google knows everything!
Including where all the free pr0n is
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:30, archived)
# If Google came to the pub
I'd buy him a pint.
(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:33, archived)
# tank?
(snitchell, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:27, archived)
# would you pay
congestion charge on those things?
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:28, archived)
# Not if you didn't want to.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:29, archived)
# Aliens! Yay.
'the trans-axle's broken you're just grinding metal' etc...
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:28, archived)
# FOR SALE
APC Military Tank.

Slight acid burns on main doorway.
General 'wear and tear' scratches and dents.
Needs new trans-axel.

Spares or repair.

£5000 o.n.o. or exchange for vehicle Power Loader.

No Canvasers.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:36, archived)
# A guy in my flats
used to own a tank. He left it parked opposite, until one day someone commited suicide by driving into the back of it at 90mph. He'd have had more chance if he'd hit a house, the thing never even moved an inch.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:42, archived)
# 'kin hell!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:44, archived)
# Ooooh
Was that in Manchester (even Didsbury I think) and then they made him move it afterwards because it was dangerous??
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:55, archived)
# That's the one
I used to live above those shops directly opposite.

Fucking nasty it was too.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:08, archived)
# haha
class

(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:54, archived)
# Looks like a futuristic tank.
Is it the one Mick Jagger rode in Freejack?
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:28, archived)
# nope.
it's the apc from Aliens.
As everyone is excitedly pointing out.


/geek
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:30, archived)
# Yeah, realised that a bit late.
Oh well, at least I can remember crap films.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Am I
the only one who thinks Freejack is a bloody entertaining film?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:32, archived)
# we don't trust your judgement any more
you're a fully grown* man and you still own a woggle


* relatively
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:33, archived)
# Actually,
as I discovered last night, I don't own a woggle...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:35, archived)
# ah, ok
i missed the thrust of the conversation ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:38, archived)
# Haven't seen it since i was twelve,
but probably, yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:33, archived)
# I'm not saying it's good,
cos it ain't.
But I think it's one of the funniest films I've ever seen - Mick Jagger is quite simply hilarious!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:36, archived)
# "I'm not testing you,
I'm testing the machine"

Class. Sheer class
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:46, archived)
# I though you would prefer Free Jack.
see what I did there?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:35, archived)
# Grrrrr...
Bastard.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:37, archived)
# Yay
Nice work, as ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:29, archived)
# Bang on
Proper term is an APC
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:29, archived)
# when
does a tank stop being a tank and become an APC?

Or vice-versa?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:30, archived)
# it's the size of it's weapon
it always comes back to that doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:31, archived)
# Guns
Lots of guns
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:32, archived)
# When it carries personnel.
Hence APC.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:32, archived)
# one carries troops
hence armoured personnel carrier

One for the FAQ, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:33, archived)
# that's the line
then is it?

I mean- a tank with seats stuck in it is an APC then?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:34, archived)
# Not much room in your average tank,
so it's basically a really heavily armoured and lightly armed car.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:37, archived)
# WAW?
YWTDBATAAAB?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:37, archived)
# Errrk
Are you now conversing exclusively in shouty acronym speak?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Y!
what are we?
your what's the difference...... bitches?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:43, archived)
# ROFL!
YKI!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:45, archived)
# Arrf!
Alles klar, jetzt.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:46, archived)
# LOOK
I know what I am talking about....


/goes back to sniffling, being ill, feeling sorry for self.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:44, archived)
# after it has pupated
inside the chrysalis
(psausage76, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:33, archived)
# I feel like an alien tank thingy this morning
after succesfully drinking 3 litres of somerset scrumpy on top of a bottle of wine last night. Why oh why do we do it to ourselves?
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:31, archived)
# Eeeeeeeeeeeeeargghh!
Blimey, your guts must be a war zone in their own right!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:34, archived)
# i can safely say
i've never done that to myself. fool
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:34, archived)
# new matt
K likes your 'village people' pic from Brighton
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:36, archived)
# i'm not sure whether that's a good thing or not ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:38, archived)
# well
she hasn't asked me to grow a tache
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:39, archived)
# she will
women always do...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:43, archived)
# I feel terrible
Luckily only an hour late for work but I seriously do not recommend anyone doing that. I just got far too excited for a Monday night.
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:38, archived)
# in cambridge tonight
it is the world air guitar championships qualifier. i wish i could go, i wish i wish i wish.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 10:39, archived)
# aye
I'm going to be there, last years was an utter laugh. Don't think I'm going to be able to see it all the way through to the end though as I've got to DJ tonight.
(darkwavepunk, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:45, archived)