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# Crazy French
fun.from.hell.pl/2003-02-07/maestro.mpeg
(timdp, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:25, archived)
# that be old
matey
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:26, archived)
# I'd not seen it.
And it's quite funny too.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:28, archived)
# :P
the french are nuts though...

frogs, snails and puppydogs tails, that's what they eat dontchaknow
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:30, archived)
# coq off
and stop being frenchist ;)
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:31, archived)
# But they're foreign.
And besides, they don't speak English, so what they don't know won't hurt them.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:32, archived)
# they do speak english
just not when british/american people are around
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:33, archived)
# miiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
pisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:33, archived)
# mindpiss mindpiss
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:34, archived)
# mindpiss mindpiss mindpiss
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:35, archived)
# mind
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:34, archived)
# Mindpiss mindpiss
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:35, archived)
# Mindpiss mindpiss mindpiss
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:35, archived)
# mind pish
pish pish pish pish pish of the mind
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:35, archived)
# mindpiss mindpiss mindpiss
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:35, archived)
# they
do speak english.

they just speak french fast when brits are about *FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:33, archived)
# piss
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:34, archived)
# lol
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:34, archived)
# my friends very french
and he always thinks that the english are out to get him so if you say his
name with out him knowing and he overhears it hell come over to you and go
JUST SHUP UT YOU R******T B*****D

didnt know if i could use them them there words so i blanked them
just incase
(qwisp, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:36, archived)
# you can use them
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:36, archived)
# we all fucking do
you cockmunching bastard son of a bitch
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:38, archived)
# Yeah, they're OK
People might get a bit tetchy about things like cunt and bollocks, but most swear words are OK.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:39, archived)
# What's the R word?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:38, archived)
# Roquefort?
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:43, archived)
# Riboflavin
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Riboflavin is essential for time travel.
FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:51, archived)
# It's the main ingedient in
Ribena
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:56, archived)
# Shhhh!
Don't TELL eveyone.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:58, archived)
#
roustabout?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Rotter
Skallywag, spelt wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:48, archived)
# They do.
They just pretend not to, so they can be extra uppity.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:34, archived)
# i conc her
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:35, archived)
# okay
the english are cricket playing, pipe smoking, funny speaking wierdos

The Welsh are, well, Welsh

The Irish are all drunk leprechauns

The Americans elected a baby into office

And the scots just F***ing rule
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:33, archived)
# I happen to think
that my cricket really suits me

edit: damn you and your devious editing
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:35, archived)
# I don't know what to make of that comment about the Welsh
/sharpens leek
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:35, archived)
#
/sharpens thistle
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:36, archived)
# stick it up your arse
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:36, archived)
# No.
Stick it up your arse.

Ahahahahaha!

Sharpest reply of the day? I think so.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:37, archived)
# Pffft.
Stick it up your arse.

Aha!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:38, archived)
# Hmm
Give me a few minutes whilst I try to top that one.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:40, archived)
# no
/sharpens thistle
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:38, archived)
# Rule what exactly?
Last I heard, we had them all confined in a cold, wet, mountainous and inhospitable land.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:36, archived)
# actually
we moved to canada as well
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:36, archived)
# Yeah, landed in Virginia, lovely rolling fields, sunshine.
TOO WARM! Further north! End up in Hudson's Bay, freezeing to death and eating seals. Aw, you kerazy Celts!
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:40, archived)
# actually
scots were originally a combination of Celts, Picts and a couple of other tribes in the east of (what is now) scotland
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:41, archived)
# I know, but Celts was the only one I could think of
which alliterated with 'kerazy'. I'm half Scottish, so I'm always taking the piss to wind my dad up :)
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Isn't Canada a place
with an inferiority complex about their more dynamic neighbours in the south?

Can't think of anywhere else like that, can you?
(Mattyboy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:46, archived)
# i think
you should be a lot stronger about george bush.
(qwisp, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:37, archived)
# No we f***ing don't.
We're bloodshot, drink-sodden, jingoistic, self-pitying cultural pigmies from a corrupt and insignificant backwater.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:37, archived)
# Great ain't it
!
(Mattyboy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:43, archived)
# the french do chomp on onions and go
haw-hee-haw-hee-haw
(Mattyboy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:33, archived)
# i love the french though
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:35, archived)
# Oh I think they're great
when they're not setting fire to livestock on a motorway
(Mattyboy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:38, archived)
# Fuckin'
corporate firewall shit!
(I helped save b3ta! D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:34, archived)
# Can't look at movies from work, but I agree whole heartedly.
Those crazy french, what larks are they getting up to this week, I wonder?
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:28, archived)
# warning: needs sound!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:29, archived)
# i'll stop DL'ing it then.
no sound at work :'(
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:29, archived)
# i didn't have sound at work until monday
when I brought in my own headphones
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:32, archived)
# well done
^ that up there is clever.
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(qwisp, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:33, archived)
# Thread Jack
Sorry to do this but does anyone know how long the XML challenge is going to be open for?
(I helped save b3ta! cheeves, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:32, archived)
# at least
another week, by the sounds of things.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:33, archived)
# but the functionality isn't going anywhere
so there's not really a deadline for ideas, I don't think.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:33, archived)
# good
Then I can keep working today
(I helped save b3ta! cheeves, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:35, archived)
# What's
the XML challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:40, archived)
# There's an XML feed from the board
The challenge is to do sommat interesting with it.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Where
abouts?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Look
at the newsletter...
(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha
that's fucking excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:40, archived)
# PARP!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:48, archived)