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# he stuck a pen up his nose?
how does he smell?
(martian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 19:03, archived)
#
jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 19:03, archived)
# No she went by aeroplane.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 19:05, archived)
# i think
alaska.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 19:06, archived)
# To get to the other side.
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 19:11, archived)
# yesterday,
my friend was playing with an eye toy on the ps2.
He was using an umbrella to help him hit ninjas, and it flew out of his hand and into my face.
Now my nose hurts.
FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 19:04, archived)
# didnt your mother ever warn you
not to play with umbrellas inside?
(Beware The Big Scary Badgers, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 19:09, archived)
# ahahaha
he should've used a knitting needle
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 19:03, archived)
# What a freaking
nutjob!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 19:03, archived)
# I'm not going to click that, it sounds horrible.
I've already had a wee sob today at how horrible the world is, thanks.

On the upside, here is Erasmus with his nice eyes fully visible.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 19:04, archived)
# aww *hugs*
have a tiggercat

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 19:05, archived)
# we need a new camera
then I could post you a Deeleycat or a Stevenscat in return...

Tiggercat is lovely though, I send him hugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 19:06, archived)
# I re-did swearing graffiti cat today.
Now with added paw-smeariness.

(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 19:16, archived)
# that's a bit
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 19:20, archived)
# that rock my entire world
more than I can truly say.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 19:36, archived)
# hahaahah
fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 19:38, archived)
# That is sooooo
amazingly cool
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 3:04, archived)
# wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
fab class
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 3:04, archived)
# A bit late, but
That is sodding brilliant.

woo yay and a major houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 2 Aug 2003, 4:08, archived)
# Haaarrr
That's wicked. I am humble before it's wonderfulness.
(hiccup *cough*, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:13, archived)
# that
is truly a work of genie-arse!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:36, archived)
# Subtle and somewhat woo
(they are human eyes right?)
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 19:05, archived)
# meep
its looking at me!
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 19:06, archived)
# he needs a twiddly french-waiter
mustache.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 19:06, archived)
# and a mullet.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 19:07, archived)
# and some salami.
or milk of magnesium.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 19:09, archived)
# don't forget
a big bag of salt, for afters
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 19:13, archived)
# when you image-google the words
"french moustache", the first image you get is this: Totally SFW linky - I swear.

I do not understand this.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 19:08, archived)
# oh jesus
when you image-google just "moustache", even with moderate safe-search on, the first picture you get is rather... um. Well. Just go and look.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 19:10, archived)
# erm.
(martian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 19:11, archived)
# what a
fanny-tache-stic image
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 19:15, archived)
# I'm rather a fan of
Steve's tache in number 5.
(muppit, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 19:17, archived)
# I've come across that picture before
erm
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 19:15, archived)
# thats better
it takes away the whole satanic and soulless look
(Beware The Big Scary Badgers, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 19:06, archived)
# eep!
he looks well shifty now
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 19:12, archived)
# do you mind
that I did that to your cat? Only I'd rather like to turn him into a french waiter now, if I may.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 19:14, archived)
# I've just checked with erasmus
he bit me, which I will take as a yes

but do it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 19:16, archived)
# hooray!
I shall.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 19:17, archived)
# That am weird
(evenin')
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 19:07, archived)
# eh?
"... and the patient made an uneventful recovery..."

is that good or bad?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 19:35, archived)