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all too easy

I'm so bored

(xuenylom, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:42, archived)

Like shooting a sleeping legless Dog.

(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:42, archived)

I fyou're 14, how come you're quite funny,

and not a snotty little arsehole? I know I was a snotty little arsehole when I was 14.

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charliedontsurf, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:47, archived)

Now im 20,

I can see why I was bullied in school.

I wonder what I'll think when im 40.

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.90Nz0., Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:48, archived)

shut up and give me your dinner money

*slap*

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:52, archived)

Stop it...

or i'll go to the teacher and say your abusing me.

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.90Nz0., Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:57, archived)

*bosh*

i am the teacher

foolish boy

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 11:01, archived)

Quite a humbling moment of realisation

when you turn 19 or 20, and go, hang on, I've been acting like a twat for the last ten years.

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charliedontsurf, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:52, archived)

hahahahaha!

oh yes, you'd better believe it.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:56, archived)

you'll probably

regret the surgery and remember that you were much happier when you were just taking hormones.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 11:00, archived)

fucking idiots

british cops dont dial 911.
edit- shit my computers broke

(Squid Bunty, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:44, archived)

are there many

british cops in LA?

(edit) and i thought you could use 911 in this country, but i could be wrong

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Spoon, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:46, archived)

About 12

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.90Nz0., Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:47, archived)

what im saying is,

british cops would dial 999 because theyre in britain.

(Squid Bunty, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:48, archived)

They would dial

118

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.90Nz0., Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:49, archived)

no way

11 88 88 all the way

(Squid Bunty, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:50, archived)

I thought you prefer

0870 50 50 50

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.90Nz0., Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:52, archived)

That isnt the sexline is it?

no it isnt actually
explain please
or is it actually directory enquiries

(Squid Bunty, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:57, archived)

Chatback

(I can't remember the beging bit, just the really loud 50 50 50)

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.90Nz0., Thu 28 Aug 2003, 11:02, archived)

what's that?

118 you say?

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:52, archived)

I love that more than life itself,

I think if I had sound, i'ld have to wet myself.

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.90Nz0., Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:53, archived)

you no sound?

aww - the sound is what makes it - real bit of cutting n splicing going on there - get yerself a soundcard - £16 for a semi-decent one

[edit: cheaper than that - look under storemap/soundcards

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:55, archived)

It's work, with no speekers.

I actualy plug in my headphones, and can just-about hear b3ta radio, once a week.

I can't even get bloody FM here !!!

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.90Nz0., Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:58, archived)

so you have got sound

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 11:01, archived)

might find it

a bit of a nightmare on headphones though - screetchy highpitched sounds n all

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 11:05, archived)

im surprised they havent used that animation

as an advertisement

(Squid Bunty, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:56, archived)

Or plenty of other countries' police forces.

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:46, archived)

even a stopped clock

tells the right time twice a day

/mindpiss

(Clockwork, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:48, archived)

Depends if it's a casio or not.

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.90Nz0., Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:50, archived)

true, a stopped digital clock

dosn't tell any time any day

(Clockwork, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:57, archived)

But it can help you brake into cars

I did that with a teacher's car and my mate's watch.

Suddenly they were baned from school.

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.90Nz0., Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:59, archived)

Orbital - I know that much....

...but was that sample taken from the 'The Time Machine' Starring HG Wells and Pauline Fowler from Eastenders?

(tinpixel, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:54, archived)

does Pauline tell hte right time twice a day then?

(Clockwork, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:56, archived)

re e post

and the crowd say NO selecta

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The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:44, archived)

Reh, reh, re-re-re.... RETARD !!!!

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.90Nz0., Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:46, archived)

reminds me of what my mum used to say..

'bored people are boring, now fuck off and play with the traffic you cunt.'

she had a point i suppose.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:44, archived)

indeed

you cunt

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Tedmus, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:46, archived)

*goes to play with the traffic*

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:49, archived)

I think without boredom / work / school etc...

there wouldn't be a b3ta.

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.90Nz0., Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:47, archived)

there would but without

bored reposters/ whingers / trolls.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:48, archived)

you forgot

supermoore

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:48, archived)

but he's

special

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:50, archived)

yes.

without supermoore, all his bad luck would be spread to us i suppose

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:51, archived)

brings it upon himself by having pubic hair on his head

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Tedmus, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:53, archived)

yes.

very true.

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:54, archived)