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# all too easy

I'm so bored
(, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Like shooting a sleeping legless Dog.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:42, archived)
# I fyou're 14, how come you're quite funny,
and not a snotty little arsehole? I know I was a snotty little arsehole when I was 14.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:47, archived)
# Now im 20,
I can see why I was bullied in school.

I wonder what I'll think when im 40.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:48, archived)
# shut up and give me your dinner money
*slap*
(, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:52, archived)
# Stop it...
or i'll go to the teacher and say your abusing me.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:57, archived)
# *bosh*
i am the teacher

foolish boy
(, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 11:01, archived)
# Quite a humbling moment of realisation
when you turn 19 or 20, and go, hang on, I've been acting like a twat for the last ten years.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:52, archived)
# hahahahaha!
oh yes, you'd better believe it.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:56, archived)
# you'll probably
regret the surgery and remember that you were much happier when you were just taking hormones.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 11:00, archived)
# fucking idiots
british cops dont dial 911.
edit- shit my computers broke
(, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:44, archived)
# are there many
british cops in LA?

(edit) and i thought you could use 911 in this country, but i could be wrong
(, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:46, archived)
# About 12
(, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:47, archived)
# what im saying is,
british cops would dial 999 because theyre in britain.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:48, archived)
# They would dial
118
(, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:49, archived)
# no way
11 88 88 all the way
(, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:50, archived)
# I thought you prefer
0870 50 50 50
(, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:52, archived)
# That isnt the sexline is it?
no it isnt actually
explain please
or is it actually directory enquiries
(, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:57, archived)
# Chatback


(I can't remember the beging bit, just the really loud 50 50 50)
(, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 11:02, archived)
# what's that?
(, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:52, archived)
# I love that more than life itself,
I think if I had sound, i'ld have to wet myself.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:53, archived)
# you no sound?
aww - the sound is what makes it - real bit of cutting n splicing going on there - get yerself a soundcard - £16 for a semi-decent one

[edit: cheaper than that - look under storemap/soundcards
(, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:55, archived)
# It's work, with no speekers.
I actualy plug in my headphones, and can just-about hear b3ta radio, once a week.

I can't even get bloody FM here !!!
(, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:58, archived)
# so you have got sound
(, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 11:01, archived)
# might find it
a bit of a nightmare on headphones though - screetchy highpitched sounds n all
(, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 11:05, archived)
# im surprised they havent used that animation
as an advertisement
(, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:56, archived)
# Or plenty of other countries' police forces.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:46, archived)
# even a stopped clock
tells the right time twice a day

/mindpiss
(, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:48, archived)
# Depends if it's a casio or not.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:50, archived)
# true, a stopped digital clock
dosn't tell any time any day
(, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:57, archived)
# But it can help you brake into cars
I did that with a teacher's car and my mate's watch.

Suddenly they were baned from school.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:59, archived)
# Orbital - I know that much....
...but was that sample taken from the 'The Time Machine' Starring HG Wells and Pauline Fowler from Eastenders?
(, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:54, archived)
# does Pauline tell hte right time twice a day then?
.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:56, archived)
# re e post
and the crowd say NO selecta
(, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:44, archived)
# Reh, reh, re-re-re.... RETARD !!!!
(, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:46, archived)
# reminds me of what my mum used to say..
'bored people are boring, now fuck off and play with the traffic you cunt.'

she had a point i suppose.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:44, archived)
# indeed





you cunt
(, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:46, archived)
#
*goes to play with the traffic*
(, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:49, archived)
# I think without boredom / work / school etc...
there wouldn't be a b3ta.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:47, archived)
# there would but without
bored reposters/ whingers / trolls.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:48, archived)
# you forgot
supermoore
(, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:48, archived)
# but he's
special
(, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:50, archived)
# yes.
without supermoore, all his bad luck would be spread to us i suppose
(, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:51, archived)
# he
brings it upon himself by having pubic hair on his head
(, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:53, archived)
# yes.
very true.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2003, 10:54, archived)