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[challenge entry] Why?


My first post here ;)

From the Hollywood Premakes challenge. See all 595 entries (closed)

(tylortyler, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:26, archived)
# you're
or is this in a 'your all gay' gag kinda way?
(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:28, archived)
# Oh Piss off
you pedantic bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:29, archived)
# its actualy one of the unwritten rules.
if someone uses "your" incorrectly, we have to correct them, and if someone uses "you're" correctly, we have to tell them it shoudl be "your". a Catch-22, in a way
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:31, archived)
# he hee
ANNND, when someone tells you to piss off for perpetuating the loop...you have to correct them too!

Cheers OrIsIt ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:33, archived)
# I read that
as penetrating
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:33, archived)
# you were
penetrating when you read that?
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:38, archived)
# If
you like
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:42, archived)
# yarrrr all gay
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:33, archived)
# when cliches collide
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:38, archived)
# That sounds like
some bad Sky1 tv show!
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:40, archived)
# it's on on wednesday
presented by Steve "Steve Penk" Penk.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:42, archived)
# i hate
that cunt
(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:44, archived)
# argh
that bloke is almost as irritating as the dell advert salesman
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:44, archived)
# he
is, but not as irritating as the man from the link adverts, or crabs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:46, archived)
# well
man from link ad

never had crabs

as they are too small to penetrate
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:51, archived)
# Your All Blokes
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:40, archived)
# argh
no, I just got my last case of bloke cleared up

off to the doctors with me
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:41, archived)
# :-D
What if you use you're in the wrong way?
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:37, archived)
# What if we just
forgot about vowels and grammar completely?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:46, archived)
# k
fnewth m sndstht
(otterDave, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:00, archived)
# Welcome! :)
Nice work on the wording there!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:28, archived)
# Hi Collatallie,
What's the word on the European Currency Arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:30, archived)
# Or...
...the currency Susan.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:31, archived)
# what do you get
for 100 susans?
Or is it not a decimal currency.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:33, archived)
# another small dumpy susan
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:34, archived)
# And
I so nearly went for Susan too...
(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:33, archived)
# probably best to stick
to the traceys
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:35, archived)
# or
the frequency kenneth
(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:33, archived)
# Monster
!
(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:34, archived)
# indeed
must go and find that now for a late-night listen...
(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:35, archived)
# Up 22
Tangerines, resting against a milk float.
Chris.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:34, archived)
# Do you know what...
I'm going to start a campaign...

here & now....

to get BBC/Talkback
to release all 'The Day Today's
on DVD

(with the mini Wednesday night ones
as extras!)

anyone wanna help....?
(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:40, archived)
# I'll help.
I have them all on VHS if that helps at all?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:43, archived)
# I heard a rumour it was going to happen...
..but issues with Chris Morris being famously arsey and odd about it all... That was ages ago though.. so give it a go! Woo! That would be grand!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:43, archived)
# did anyone buy the
jam dvd?
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:44, archived)
# why bother?
the show had a couple of laughs. But not many.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:46, archived)
# gasp!
it was the hit or miss cutting edge of tv comedy, or something. that said it didn't work as well as the radio show and I've got all them on mp3...
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:47, archived)
# That's exactly it..
...the images that radio Jam conjured in your head, could never actually be portrayed effectively on TV..
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:49, archived)
# yup
Didn't Chris Morris get a Sony Radio award for Blue Jam?
(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:49, archived)
# pass
next question.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:52, archived)
# not
as yet
But got BrassEye day#1 - just had to!
(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:48, archived)
# see here for
talkback related petitioning.

http://www.petitiononline.com/tmwrnj/petition.html
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:44, archived)
# not really
it'll happen if you wait.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:44, archived)
# just found
these
(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:54, archived)
# because it's there!
;)

woo! welcome
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:30, archived)
# don't listen to rogan
look what he says...
www.b3ta.com/board/638332
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:31, archived)
# actually
I think that is an official rule now, or maybe a standard...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:32, archived)
# Welcome :)
Just what we need! Fresh blood ;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:31, archived)
# fresh blood
that doesn't think they are martian...

if i was going to pretend to be a b3tan I wouldn't choose martian... *ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:32, archived)
# Jeff
was the greatest
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:33, archived)
# I wasn't on the board much when Jeff was around
I also missed the A****w W********n debacle :)

I have heard good things of Jeff mind! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:34, archived)
# he
only ever posted 1 message. somebody claimed to be him afterwards, but I doubt it was. Jeff made his point and moved on. he wasn't the kind of guy to over egg the pudding.
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:37, archived)
# that adds to the legend though...
it's like dj hudson hetz.
i don't fully believe he is completely for real.
he can't be.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:38, archived)
# agreed
he's fucking nuts
(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:39, archived)
# I'll believe it
when freshlegs gets the shirt, or you get the sock...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:39, archived)
# I have also been promised a t-shirt
if whoever is pretending to be him makes t-shirts for the cause then s/he *deserves* someone to fall for it :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:41, archived)
# I think
it's fnord, but he hasn't realised it's him yet. like jekyll and hyde...

anyway, I should go to bed, I've got work tomorrow - unless some cyber stalker has gotten me fired...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:43, archived)
# Your ISP is going to BURN!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:44, archived)
# haha, that is a definite possibility...
i'm off to bed too. night everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:44, archived)
# :)
Night!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:45, archived)
# They're all CCC
alter egos.. I'd put money on it!!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:41, archived)
# i would choose supermoore.
he's like the mother i never cherished
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:34, archived)
# That's a good point....
... and well made...
Welcome to B3TA.. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:35, archived)
# hehehehehe
why indeed.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:36, archived)
# yes, welcome...
don't take my (pedantic) gramatical corrections the wrong way....I have this condition y'see...
(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:38, archived)
# no reason
honest
www.fatpigfarm.com
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:07, archived)