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# My first post
I was sent this, and seeing as you guys have had me chuckling for a while now I thought I would (try to) give you one back ( a chuckle, that is )
Description: This is worth playing for the death scene at the end alone. But probably not so comforting for Blaine's PR people.

Page: www.brianmung.com/blainegame.htm

(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:21, archived)
# wow
where did you get that from?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:21, archived)
# Ah, now
that, you see, is something that we all call a "Glass cock".
But nevermind, perservere and we shall all cheer and eat jam and dance happily...like jam eating, cheering, dancing Elves.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:22, archived)
# Very restrained
Isn't anyone going to be unnecessarily nasty ?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:24, archived)
# it's first post,
i'll cut off the nads of anyone that is
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Don't make me goatse you
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:26, archived)
# i thought
goatse had his nads.
you'd be a eunuch
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:55, archived)
# bah
they are on a first warning though
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:31, archived)
# and a first warming
*group hug*
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:32, archived)
# And a warm fisting.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:39, archived)
# Not today,
not on my shift.
GET BACK TO WORK, we need more Ho's in the slammer.
And hey, let's all be careful out there.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:25, archived)
# ninja and black guy
;)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:29, archived)
# Working the beat,
kicking some meat.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:31, archived)
# i use my sword
on bovine's accord
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:32, archived)
# I user my Jive
by Elephants side.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:39, archived)
# *waves*
hello :)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:23, archived)
# Sorry, but
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:23, archived)
# that was surprisingly nice...
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:23, archived)
# I'm not all
"cunt, cunt, cunt" you know!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:27, archived)
# good
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:29, archived)
# is that not from here in the first place?
nice try ;)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:23, archived)
# Ermm... Shinny Translucent Cock Shaped Object.


Out of interest with this chat-room thinggy that Microsoft are 'stopping', is it true that they are keeping there 'paid' chatrooms - and the rest is cleaver marketing?

or am I the only one to realise this?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:23, archived)
# Do Microsoft
Market Cleavers?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:24, archived)
# *ahem*
"Microsoft" is the American term for "Marketing engine". Didn't you know ?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:25, archived)
# agreed
It costs a lot of money to run free chatrooms. My reaction is that they pulled the plug for financial reasons and gave a bit of clever spin to the press.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:25, archived)
# how
cleaver
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:26, archived)
# No, no,
it is a "bold move".
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:27, archived)
# and Carol Vordermann made them do it
She's a saint.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:28, archived)
# Her and
"technology expert" Phillipa Forrester should team up.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:29, archived)
# ha ha ha
maybe Connie from AOL could provide the phone support
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:32, archived)
# Together,
they are...I.T BAYBZ
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)
# Tomb Raider style nude patches !!!!!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:44, archived)
# consonant
consonant
vowel
vowel
blessed

AHAR!!!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:31, archived)
# But,
That would be misleading the public, wouldn't it ?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:28, archived)
# And still look like they are doing good,
by jumping on the peddo bandwagon.


Apparently all the other chat-rooms are going to follow what they belive MS are doing. Therefore giving MS a monopolly in chat rooms.

By-gosh, I have to tell the UN !!!!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:30, archived)
# what is yahoo doing?
surely they are the dominant force in this area?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:30, archived)
# Im not sure, but I think AOL will do it.

I think it would go into a paid version of some kind or another.

After-all, don't BT Openworld now own Yahoo?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:35, archived)
# THEIR.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:27, archived)
# newsletter worthy ;)
welcome and all
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Even though its apparently GC it's fucking ace.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:32, archived)
# thats uncanny
thats almost the same as the game in the newsletter... wait a minute..
!it is the same as the game in the newsletter.

Boink!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 13:38, archived)