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# Can't believe it's not 'never been done before' butter
(MattDP (Squiggle), Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:29, archived)
# hahahahaha!
I'm sure it has but its a new one on me.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:29, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahhahahahahha
who are Mud I'm far too young to know about them...fatbaob mumbles something about them when someone bumps his bathchair
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:30, archived)
# I believe you
thousands wouldn't
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:31, archived)
# bumps his bathchair?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:33, archived)
# yes while he sojurns at the
b3ta home for unstable silver surfers
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:37, archived)
# sorry i thought it was a euphemism
a b3tan old folks home is a top idea - and has been discussed in the past. We could all chip in and be a co-op... buy a cheap block of flats in, oh i dunno, croatia, or something!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:40, archived)
# did they do Tiger Feet?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:34, archived)
# That's right,
that's right, that's right, that's right
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:35, archived)
# neat has to come into it somewhere
otherwise you can't rhyme with feet!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:36, archived)
# it'll be lonely this christmas
(smoglane!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:38, archived)
# without you to hold
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:39, archived)
# ooh
rude bugger
(smoglane!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:40, archived)
# and a bit of ratatatatatatatatatatatatata
so I'm told
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:38, archived)
# what are you old folks on about?
Get switched on to electric skiffle. It's boss.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:40, archived)
# it does
Yea-a-a-ah! Yeah!

All night long, you’ve been looking at me.
Well you know you’re the dance hall cutie that you longed to be.
Oh well now, you’ve been laying it down,
You’ve got your hip swinging out of bounds,
And I like the way you do what you’re doin’ to me

Chorus
Alright.
That’s right, that’s right, that’s right, that’s right I really love your tiger light.
That’s neat, that’s neat, that’s neat, that’s neat,
I really love your tiger feet.
I really love your tiger feet.
Your tiger feet.
Your tiger feet
Your tiger feet.
Well alright

Well flash your warning lights just as long as you like.
I know you’re aching to be making me tonight.
I’ve got a feeling in my knees,
It’s a feeling only you can please,
There ain’t no way I’m gonna let you outta my sight .

Chorus

Break

Chorus

Well now you’ve been laying it down.
You’ve got your hips swinging out of bounds
and I like the way you do what you’re doin’ to me
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:40, archived)
# you see?
NEAT!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:41, archived)
# I know
that's right is in there as well though
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:44, archived)
# arf!
made me laugh too much!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:30, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
And un unfortunate TJ:

www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1840035218/ref=sr_aps_books_1_3/202-8593249-7783834
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:31, archived)
# Ohh',
£3.00 gift certificate if you join up....

I might have to make a new account.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:32, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:32, archived)
# It's in the Viz Book of Crap Jokes,
despite which, it's rather woo.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:31, archived)
# Hehe
Sneaky repost:
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:33, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Urchin Ceviche, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:34, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:34, archived)
# It has in Viz , but in cartoon form
woo
(smoglane!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:37, archived)
# Has been done, in Viz,
circa 1990.

They also did the Sweet trolley and
possibly other glam-rock-related punnage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Nostril, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 14:40, archived)