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# I saw this at my local Boot's

Its the perfect Gift
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:08, archived)
# quim!
hahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:10, archived)
# wankbadger!
hahahahahahahahaha!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:10, archived)
# wow
I know someone called Jessica Quim.

*100% FACT*
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:11, archived)
# oh the poor girl
she must get it ripped out of her.




i know a crispian brown though...
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:11, archived)
# and a hugh cumber
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:11, archived)
# my mum taught
a kid called everard dick
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:13, archived)
# hahaha!








(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:14, archived)
# Want to make contact with the Aylesbury locals?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:17, archived)
# umm....
not really....
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:19, archived)
# very wise
they'll only be confused by strangers
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:20, archived)
# and a Hugh Jarse


...not really, but....
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:14, archived)
# you cheat!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:14, archived)
# did he have a mate called
Phil McCavity?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:21, archived)
# Then there's Malcolm Powder...
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:18, archived)
# yes
except mine are REAL
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:19, archived)
# tchoh
all right then
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:21, archived)
# my mum once had a gynocologist named
seymore dick.

100% FACT
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:24, archived)
# don't believe you
at least my friend Pussy (Helen) was real - and I have the psychology files to prove it.

Well, I don't have them, but they exist somewhere. They took her to a therapist and asked her if she'd been abused by the man down her road who called her that.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:25, archived)
# Wasnt there a link
posted here about a gynocologist called Bush or something of that kidney?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:26, archived)
# hahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:12, archived)
# Yeah, it's funny
also, when I was 8, I knew this girl called helen who pretended to be a cat for a year. She spoke only in meows and purrs and she made everyone call her Pussy - even teachers and parents.

Good times.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:12, archived)
# LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:17, archived)
# hehehe
thats ace
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:10, archived)
# i've been told
this smells wonderful!
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:12, archived)
# woo
:)
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:12, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:12, archived)
# That made me laugh
muchos
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:14, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:13, archived)