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# Thought long and hard about whether to post this.


... will delete if too offensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:12, archived)
# That's a scary angle...
look at the plug sockets!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
And you made me long and hard looking at it!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# Ewwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# "I may not be a real doctor
but I'll give it a good looking at!"
(Smudger, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# i'd have to say
fairly offensive.

i don't understand where the whole fish thing comes from.
people must be having it off with very unhygenic women in order for them to smell like fish.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# I think
there are alot of unhygenic women out there! we're just different. and clean.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:16, archived)
# but but but you're all made of sugar and spice
and we're made of puppy dog tails
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Or you use Febreze down there.
;p
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:22, archived)
# some men smell of fish, too...
(not in the trouser department, - just in general)

i have met several gentlemen who seem to suffer from this.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:31, archived)
# and some
just realy realy stink. dont you just hate it when in public and you cant get out the way of a smelly person. *boik*
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:34, archived)
# Stuck in a bus or on
tha tube....OMG.........ya cant escape........ewwwwwwwwww........soap isnt expensive is it
(WolfcubWithAttitude, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 12:05, archived)
# I ran it by
a certain lady b3tan and her sister: the consensus was that "they don't normally rate fish gags, but in this case, the humour outweighed the bad taste"

Likewise, I have no idea as to the origin of the fish thing. And yes, it is offensive. Hence my mulling as to whether to post it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:17, archived)
# I think it derives from....
....fish-wife jibes. It has just come to be associated with the bearded clam through urban-leg ends.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:19, archived)
# read as
'mulleting'
(Smudger, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:19, archived)
# me too
just thort woz another fish gag......:=S
(WolfcubWithAttitude, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 12:07, archived)
# there is a fine line : )
and you are to be admired for having enough care to actually consult people on the matter :)

i think the consensus are right...

(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:19, archived)
# Thanks ma'am
That one is indeed right on the line. I shall post some more charming images later to (hopefully) redeem myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:26, archived)
# FISH GAG - UNDERLYING *100% FACT*
Gardnerella Vaginalis - facultative anaerobe common in the mix that is bacterial vaginosis. Diagnosed in GU clinics by the 'Sniff test'.

1)Get some discharge
2)Put it on a slide
3)Add sodium hydroxide
4)If the odour of fish can be detected at 20 paces then it's garderella

(Some bad infections can be diagnosed as the patient enters the building)
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:22, archived)
# Eeeeewww
Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:14, archived)
# "My that's a big one"
"My that's a big one"
"Ok - there is no need to repeat it!"
"I didn't"
"I didn't"
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:15, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:15, archived)
# Scared!
Scared! Scared! Scared! Scared! Scared! Scared! Scared! Scared! Scared! Scared! Scared!
(Smudger, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:18, archived)
# thats
why its called creepywoo.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:21, archived)
# no matter
I brought my truck...

Wooness!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 12:04, archived)