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# Sophie Ellis Bextor found dead in French footballers hotel room
apparently it's murder on Zidane's floor

sorry, quick cheap and back to work for me!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:47, archived)
# that's clearly
not ellis-bextor as the head is not the same shape as a 20p.

edit: nice punning though
(, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:48, archived)
# and..
you can't see her fat ankles.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:54, archived)
# has she
got fat ankles? blimeh.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:55, archived)
# i don't care
i love her all the same.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 13:03, archived)
# I think she's a babe.
But that green eye shadow on Kumars the other night...
(, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 13:05, archived)
# she dyed her hair blonde as well
but i'll forgive her as long as it's only temporary...
(, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 13:06, archived)
# She never did say whether it was full collar and cuffs...
(, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 13:08, archived)
# i'm going to have to stand outside in the cold
(, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 13:09, archived)
# saw her on stage once
she had to stand on a box so we could all see her.

She is wee.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 13:08, archived)
# Wouldn't she
just run off the box and into the orchestra pit?
/coat
(, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 13:13, archived)
# She should have never left 'The Audience'
Discuss.....
(, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 13:18, archived)
#






ouch!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:48, archived)
# Groan....
....tastic!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:49, archived)
# Arf
Zidane
/pedant
(, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:51, archived)
# nice
but we had the joke on the board yesterday.

and it was groantastic then.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:51, archived)
# S'right.
Still funny today though...
(, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:52, archived)
# i dunno
if it was funny the first time around.

maybe i'm getting harder to please.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:55, archived)
# Have a woo
for top punnage...
(, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:54, archived)
# that moves
very organicaly

I think it's graping my squildo but I can't for the life of me work out why.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:57, archived)
# its the extending exclamation that does it for me
(, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 13:22, archived)
# awful.
well done.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:58, archived)
# badumph
tish!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:59, archived)
# haah
that is fantabulousage
(, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 13:13, archived)
# sophie...
i would ;)
(, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:12, archived)
# Ahhh cheered me up
did that. Hoopla!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:21, archived)
# Someone listened to Sarah Cox this morning
(, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:39, archived)
# HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
God I love puns!
Genius!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 18:13, archived)
# i love
it!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 22:01, archived)
# Its found its way onto another bulletin board...
(, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 20:26, archived)