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[challenge entry] Afternoon all!
Nuts...

click bukkake bigness!

From the What should be on the cover of The Face? challenge. See all 434 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:19, archived)
# I was hoping someone would do that.
And I might have known it would be you... hurray!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:20, archived)
# Hurrah for me!
Magazine covers are my favourite thing to shop....I have been away and missed this! Will make up for it this afternoon.
EDIT:like so:
Nuts...
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:21, archived)
# I think Gary Larson did that to her first.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:22, archived)
# .
*snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:25, archived)
#
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:26, archived)
# It's the new
"I would"
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Really?
Gosh.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:28, archived)
# in that it's
wearing, tedious and repetitive
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:31, archived)
# Ah, just like sex

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:42, archived)
# you just need a new partner.
I find a variety of pets keeps my interest keen.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:43, archived)
# Lose the word "new"
& you're closer to the mark...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:46, archived)
# saw a great sex doll in harmony the other day.
Only a couple of hundred quid. Bargain.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:48, archived)
# Ah....I remember.
Ice Zebra i think!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:31, archived)
# yup
think that's where it started.
Or was it one of my posts... erm.

One of us anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:36, archived)
# Ha!
Great look on his face
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:24, archived)
# I know I shouldn't
like that, but it is making me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:27, archived)
# I thought of something similar,
and then thought of the consequences when overzealous IT bigots review my web usage, and find out Im a pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:23, archived)
# Fuck 'em.
Fuck 'em all. Right in the ear.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:24, archived)
#
what he said!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:25, archived)
# *ahem*
b3ta.com/board/2178779
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:27, archived)
# I do like a good bit of Bukkake. I love the way it makes the ladies smile.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:29, archived)
# Ah well....
But it doesn't say facial....and IS THAT SARAH JESSICA PARKER?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:29, archived)
# hahaha
hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:30, archived)
# She has a very bizaare face
(and not just coz it's got jizz photoshopped on it).
Sometimes she looks like an utter bowwow and sometimes she is remarkably pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:32, archived)
# I'm not sure
that is photoshopped jizz...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:33, archived)
# I
think you are right.

Insofar as I have limited bukkake knowledge...
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:34, archived)
# You have the
internet don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:35, archived)
# hmmm....
AOL keyword 'bukkake'

Not getting the right results here...
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:36, archived)
# Are you saying she
looks like that all the time?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:35, archived)
# yes,
like a hot day at the waxworks.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:36, archived)
# certainly during "working" hours.....
edit: you change your post, making mine look dumb now.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:36, archived)
# *snigger*
.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:37, archived)
# Yeah but I changed it back
as soon as I'd seen the reply.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:39, archived)
# I still look dumb though : (
and no comments from you smart arses!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:41, archived)
# Eh? Why?
You've replied to my original post and it all makes sense - well as much sense as anything on b3ta does.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:43, archived)
# no, just as a northern skin'ead,
I dont look too bright.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:44, archived)
# Aaah. Oh well, never mind.
Right, I really do have to do some work now so I'm off.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:45, archived)
# don't worry about him
thickie northern skinhead

;-p
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:47, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:43, archived)
# that would be aural sex, right?
Im guessing earwax makes the process self lubricating?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:27, archived)
# Yeah, the taste of earwax when they suck your cock afterwards
is particularly demeaning.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:28, archived)
# You're in high-spirits today sir.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:20, archived)
# mommy????
why mommy, why????
(baaa, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:21, archived)
# I'm really fat
because every time I have sex with your Mum, she cooks me dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:23, archived)
# Aha! I wondered whether
this mini-challenge might inspire you.
How was Oirland?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:22, archived)
# T'was very good/drunken...
...I am in recovery now.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:22, archived)
# Glad to hear it
and welcome back!
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:26, archived)
# yay
it's work safe Bukkake hour!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:23, archived)
# I certainly hope so!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:24, archived)
# *shudders at udders*
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:25, archived)
# Brillaint :D`
Hurrah for that!
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:27, archived)
# yay!
see
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 14:27, archived)