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# Technical question
are there any database specialists here?

Got a question.

Have embroiled myself in a debate on ID cards on collective

I would like to know how plausable/implausable is it to create, run, manage, and extract data on every inhabitant in the UK (60 mill. Saying that it logs an average of 12 events per person per day.

Cheers
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:49, archived)
# i reckon it would be a piece of piss
and am prepared to offer my services
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:50, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)
# would you be using photoshop 7
or photoshop CS?
(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)
# or photoshop CE?
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:06, archived)
# very feasible
but unlikely to work, as this government has a habit of employing super-retarded monkeys for its IT projects
(edit) in the management of course. i'm sure all the hard working coders are perfectly competent in their jobs :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)
# Woo!
Its government work for me then!
(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)
# Someone has to employ me..........
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)
# haha!
woops, sorry. present company excepted of course :)
(edit) i fear i may have just inadvertantly offended half the board
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)
# as long as it's that half it doesn't matter
I recon you could take 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:59, archived)
# im leaving my job
i work for a government funded thingy mabob..
but it seems i may be leaving soon, as im moving house :-\
(Emohawk, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)
# Fujitsu?
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)
# alaska
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:58, archived)
# Jamaica
?
(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:59, archived)
# would be pretty easy...
as long as your server could handle it.
would need a hi-spec server to handle that many commands at once or it could overload!
would need to be pretty Secure too, data protection and all that..
contact me for more
[email protected]
ill be home tonight :D
(Emohawk, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)
# cheers
for that
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)
#
I would suggest posting that question on a website for posting silly pictures and animations.
Let me know if you have any problems
(Rich Chestmat, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:53, archived)
# but its all the bored IT people making all the silly
pictures
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:54, archived)
# Damn!

found out

also it would be piss easy to do
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)
# OY!
I'm nothing to do with IT, I've got a real job!
(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)
# real job?
what is this 'real' you talk of?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:07, archived)
# no.
I'm a bored student. Not of IT, even.
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)
# excuse me
I happen to be unemployed thank you.

But if I had a job, I would be working in IT and be bored.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:58, archived)
# now that's ambition!
(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:04, archived)
# good point
(busted)
(Rich Chestmat, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:59, archived)
# plus it was never discussed with the irish government who have no interest in it,
despite non-passport controlled flights and pretty much unregulated ferry access either way. So it's inherently flawed.

Presumptuous really.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:59, archived)
# I-D cards y'say?


clickum bigbrother

(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:05, archived)
# Ask
the CIA... they've done it already, for everyone in the UK, the rest of the EU and a lot of people in the rest of the world.
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:05, archived)