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# why are you so un-friendly?
(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:22, archived)
# because he's only been
here for 17 days and still doesn't get it
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:22, archived)
# ive been here 190 days
and i still dont get it.*

*may not infact be true
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:23, archived)
# I didn't think there was anything to get
it's a paintmashed chimp getting ready to use the toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:36, archived)
# i've been here six days
and i can manage to post a few copliments
(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:24, archived)
# Probably because his parents never tell
him to shut the watermelon up when he's being a zeppelin.

*tsk*
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:23, archived)
# Is this water melon thing something that just happens
or are you meant to type watermelon or something?

EDIT: just answered my own question
(DMQOB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:24, archived)
# naughty words are getting automatically changed at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:25, archived)
# well I knew about some of them
and kinda answered my own question, but ta muchly :)
(DMQOB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:26, archived)
# like watermelon they are
and why is that anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:27, archived)
# hmmm
watermelon
cranberry
bitch
shit
bastard
happy baby orangutan
(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:29, archived)
# see
http://www.b3ta.com/board/2337774
(Cockfosters!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:26, archived)
# My particular favourite is
New person. Please read our FAQ.

but I do think watermelon and cranberry might make a nice fruity drink
(DMQOB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:29, archived)
# Hagard
seems to think there is a word that provides artichoke, but isn't telling. Which probably means he's massing with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:33, archived)
# ...
New person. Please read our FAQ.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:30, archived)
# me?
i can be if i want to, just that u ppl dont like me
(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:23, archived)
# you can be unfriendly?

(Ellis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:24, archived)
# because
of cocked off comments like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:24, archived)
# Who is 'uppl'?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:24, archived)
# it means
you people
(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:26, archived)
# methinks it was a joke

(Ellis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:27, archived)
# *shoots self*
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:30, archived)
# topol's brother
star of fiddler in the cellar
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:26, archived)
# there are no ppl here
there are however, some people
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:25, archived)
# reminds me of this:


Yeah, it's huge
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:29, archived)
# ARF!
i discovered today that if you use imageready, you can give your gif about 25% lossy compression , makes the pics way smaller and still look alright
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:33, archived)
# Actually
I make ALL of my gifs in Imageready. I just couldn't be arsed to do that one up right at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)
# Hehehe
made me laugh
(Goodie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:29, archived)
# I shall do this now
New person. Please read our FAQ.
(DMQOB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:25, archived)
# With spelling and grammar like that
you're not exactly doing yourself any favours, you know...
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:26, archived)
# Then why are you here
you fucking moron?

What's not to like? You have been a constant source of irritation for the past 17 days.

I personally don't like you because you ignored my help and because you're 12. And I hate kids. Especially 12 year old kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:27, archived)
# I'd love to see you teach

:)
(Ellis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:28, archived)
# I'm told on a scale of
very good-good-satusfactory-cause for concern, on my course, where satisfactory is the level a teacher should be at at that stage, I am at good or very good for everything bar classroom manageement and assessment, which are satisfactory. Which means I need to work on getting the little buggers to behave and to set more work and tests.

So on the whole, I'm reasonable.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:30, archived)
# I've always thought
the best thing to do is to make and example of one of the little bastards: cleave them in two lengthways with a samurai sword. Then see if the little fuckers play up when you're being externally assessed
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:32, archived)
# I
wish. ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:35, archived)
# Don't be so melodramatic...
...if you make disparaging comments about other board member's pictures, then you are going to attract some nasty comments.

If you can't say anything nice about a picture, then stay quiet.

If you think something is rubbish, then that's your cue to go and do something better - if you can't do something better then you have no right to criticise someone else.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:32, archived)
# lets have a round of applause for Mystery bob
The voice of reason
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:34, archived)
# Reason?
I always thought Mystery bob should be the voice of season. Like winter, or summat.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:36, archived)
# There...
...is a chill wind in the air tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:39, archived)
# Can we have snow at crimbo please?
And can you send a blizzard to wipe out all of these evil gits who put their crimbo decarations up in june?

Or is the voice of winter more like a press secretary?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)