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# Who's a pretty boy then?
, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 15:47, archived)
# that's
smashing!
, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 15:48, archived)
# woo! top stuff!
, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 15:48, archived)
# I'm scared
eppp
, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 15:48, archived)
# brill
ace
, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 15:49, archived)
# coooooooooooooooooool
nicely shopped!
, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 15:49, archived)
# seconded.
, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 15:51, archived)
# watermelloning not him!
scary beast
, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 15:50, archived)
# FP
surely!
, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 15:50, archived)
# 'tis
waaay too wide.
, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 15:51, archived)
# you've
jinxed it now...
, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 15:52, archived)
# now
you've scared away the magic donkey!
, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 15:54, archived)
# Does this mean I get to say
New person. Please read the FAQ.
, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 15:57, archived)
# there's nothing about saying that in the FAQ
read it yourself!
, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:07, archived)
# true.
oh, except for that BIG BIT ABOUT THE MAGIC DONKEY..

www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#magicdonkey
, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:08, archived)
# but where does it say
you can't mention the FP?
, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:10, archived)
# is this some kind of hilarious joke?
Who is the magic donkey?

His job is to look at all the stuff sent in for the newsletter and nod if he likes an item. Contrary to popular belief he doesn't handle the messageboard approvals and on no account should be thanked for adding images to the front page.
, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:11, archived)
# well if you are open to such
liberal interpretation then we'll leave it there. No worries.
, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:17, archived)
# if you link the donkey to the FP,
he shits on your face while you sleep.

"Contrary to popular belief [the magic donkey] doesn't handle the messageboard approvals and on no account should be thanked for adding images to the front page."

/me places his briefcase on a bed, and allows it to sleep for a while.

[edit: pah, b3tan to it]
, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:13, archived)
# The front pagers arent chosen by Magic Donkey
They are selected in bizarre rituals performed by the Ancient and Unholy Secret Order of the FP.
, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:03, archived)
# *ahem*
, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:04, archived)
# Is that not what I said?
?
, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:10, archived)
# certainly was,
a whole five minutes after I did, you need to be quicker if you want to criticise people on here you know
, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:14, archived)
# Well quite
But mine required creative thinking time to fully explore it's complex subtleties (and the lecturer walked past halfway through).
, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:20, archived)
# i believe at one time
we tried to find a good adjective and animal name fot he magic frontpager, but failed
, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:05, archived)
# bloated maggot.
, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:06, archived)
# The Beneficient Badger?
The Moist Mushroom?

edit: Actually "Munificent" is better.

The Munificent Mushroom :o)
, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:08, archived)
# Pervert.
"just another five inches"
, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:09, archived)
# Whadda ya mean ...
... *another* five?
, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:12, archived)
# I'm stirring.
*stir stir*
, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:14, archived)
# I read that as
"still stinging".

:|
, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:16, archived)
# Hmm "Stirring"
Isn't that a euphamism for "Having bumgay sex"?
, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:16, archived)
# Only
in your head.
, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:17, archived)
# You'd better not be!
There's no room in there, what with S Club 7 and Carol Vordeman and the Badgers...
, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:19, archived)
# The Badgers
are merely observers.
, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:22, archived)
# Eclectic Stoatboy.
, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:09, archived)
# beyond well done!
woupla!
, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 15:51, archived)
# quality
how rare
, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 15:52, archived)
# wow!
, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 15:53, archived)
# Yayy for Zebrots...
....or Paras
, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 15:54, archived)
# Great work!
well... I say 'work'...
, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 15:55, archived)
# Triffik!
Most woosome.
, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 15:58, archived)
# That's top shopping that is!
, Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:03, archived)