
oh, except for that BIG BIT ABOUT THE MAGIC DONKEY..
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#magicdonkey
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Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:08,
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www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#magicdonkey

Who is the magic donkey?
His job is to look at all the stuff sent in for the newsletter and nod if he likes an item. Contrary to popular belief he doesn't handle the messageboard approvals and on no account should be thanked for adding images to the front page.
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Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:11,
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His job is to look at all the stuff sent in for the newsletter and nod if he likes an item. Contrary to popular belief he doesn't handle the messageboard approvals and on no account should be thanked for adding images to the front page.

liberal interpretation then we'll leave it there. No worries.
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Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:17,
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he shits on your face while you sleep.
"Contrary to popular belief [the magic donkey] doesn't handle the messageboard approvals and on no account should be thanked for adding images to the front page."
/me places his briefcase on a bed, and allows it to sleep for a while.
[edit: pah, b3tan to it]
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Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:13,
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"Contrary to popular belief [the magic donkey] doesn't handle the messageboard approvals and on no account should be thanked for adding images to the front page."
/me places his briefcase on a bed, and allows it to sleep for a while.
[edit: pah, b3tan to it]

They are selected in bizarre rituals performed by the Ancient and Unholy Secret Order of the FP.
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Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:03,
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a whole five minutes after I did, you need to be quicker if you want to criticise people on here you know
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Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:14,
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But mine required creative thinking time to fully explore it's complex subtleties (and the lecturer walked past halfway through).
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Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:20,
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we tried to find a good adjective and animal name fot he magic frontpager, but failed
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Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:05,
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The Moist Mushroom?
edit: Actually "Munificent" is better.
The Munificent Mushroom :o)
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Mon 8 Dec 2003, 16:08,
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edit: Actually "Munificent" is better.
The Munificent Mushroom :o)