
I'm fairly new to all this so could any of you good people explain the origin of the glass cock thing to me?
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Tue 6 Aug 2002, 15:40,
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question in itself almost describes itself...
isn't there a word for that?
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Tue 6 Aug 2002, 15:45,
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isn't there a word for that?

means something that is always true. I won't bore you with the set theory proof.....
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Tue 6 Aug 2002, 15:52,
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i was in shindig's class (metaphorically). a definition that uses itself as a predicate would be circular.
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Tue 6 Aug 2002, 16:07,
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i am confused as to how it makes something always true...
surely that is a characteristic, not a definition?
I assumed BW2Bs was implying that the post was tautological, due the the fact that the question is a repost, thus a glasscock
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Tue 6 Aug 2002, 16:15,
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surely that is a characteristic, not a definition?
I assumed BW2Bs was implying that the post was tautological, due the the fact that the question is a repost, thus a glasscock

i was trying to warp logical terms to find an answer which probably has nothing to do with logic =)
if something takes its own conclusion as its predicate, it can either be always true (p implies p) or it can be a paradox (¬p implies p). this can be demonstrated with kittens. honest >=)
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Tue 6 Aug 2002, 16:22,
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if something takes its own conclusion as its predicate, it can either be always true (p implies p) or it can be a paradox (¬p implies p). this can be demonstrated with kittens. honest >=)

one day, someone found a rather amusing picture of a lady golfer, kissing a golf trophy, which was comically shaped like a glass cock LOLROFL etc.
Then someone else found this pic in their in-box, posted it in this magical land, and less people laughed.
then someone else, then someone else.. etc etc.
So if you haven't made it yourself, it's bound to have been laughed to death here before.
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Tue 6 Aug 2002, 15:45,
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Then someone else found this pic in their in-box, posted it in this magical land, and less people laughed.
then someone else, then someone else.. etc etc.
So if you haven't made it yourself, it's bound to have been laughed to death here before.

that everyone has seen a million times already. like the "every time you masturbate, god kills a kitten" pic, or topical items like "ooh, it's jade's face on a pig's body." if you want to learn more, check out www.flibz.com/m2 and look in the dictionary section
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Tue 6 Aug 2002, 15:45,
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did you by any chance recieve in your mailbox the picture of the woman golfer kissing a glass trophey that looked like a cock from a certain angle? well, most people recieved it loads (like me) and it ended up posted on here a hundred times too. hence, anything that is of a similar nature (i.e been mailed around loads and posted loads) is 'glass cock'
. okay?
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Tue 6 Aug 2002, 15:46,
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. okay?

all of you for your fast replies and comprehensive definitions.
It's just that I found this woman who's name is Lois Glasscock (honest)

but if you've seen it before then I guess it's a glass cock twice blessed (or something...)
...or is it double-ended?
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Tue 6 Aug 2002, 15:57,
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It's just that I found this woman who's name is Lois Glasscock (honest)

but if you've seen it before then I guess it's a glass cock twice blessed (or something...)
...or is it double-ended?

was awarded in baseball. (I have a feeling this is a glasscock glass cock apologies if it is!)

It's not mine, I just found it.
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Tue 6 Aug 2002, 16:11,
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It's not mine, I just found it.

is a very old Roman Empire heirloom handed down from generation to generation by the third born in every family, made especially famous by the itsnotnewwe'veallseenitbeforeyoutwat family c 23 BGC
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Tue 6 Aug 2002, 15:47,
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it was that picture of the tennis player holding a trophy, which looked like a big glass cock. it got posted again and again here, even though we'd all seen it before. hence those sort of pics you get sent on email that you've seen before are called glass cocks.
...i think. i may be embarrasingly wrong
[edit: was apparently golf not tennis]
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Tue 6 Aug 2002, 15:47,
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...i think. i may be embarrasingly wrong
[edit: was apparently golf not tennis]

People who want to feel big and tough by picking on newbies use it to make them feel small after they post something they got in their e-mail.
It bugs the hell out of me.
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Tue 6 Aug 2002, 15:48,
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It bugs the hell out of me.

I was bullied in the playground when I joined and they all made me crysob
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Tue 6 Aug 2002, 15:51,
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by the way, look at this funny picture. I thought you guys would love it

It's a scousers keyboard!!
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Tue 6 Aug 2002, 15:58,
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It's a scousers keyboard!!

of a gay dancing Spiderman if you'd like to see it
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Tue 6 Aug 2002, 16:08,
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an image of a woman who'd won a golf trophy was pictured kissing it. The trophy looked somewhat phalic. This image was reposted and emailed over and over again, so anything that keeps getting reposted (spazzed) or that every1 had seen, is called glass cock.
i think
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Tue 6 Aug 2002, 15:48,
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i think

"rolfmao GLASS COCK !" (sarcastically) when it kept appeared
them if it was posted again it would get a reply of 'rolfmao glasscock!'
someone shortened it and the stupid phrase stuck
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Tue 6 Aug 2002, 16:03,
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them if it was posted again it would get a reply of 'rolfmao glasscock!'
someone shortened it and the stupid phrase stuck

I think I'll just feel at ease asking stupid questions in the future
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Tue 6 Aug 2002, 16:12,
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