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# hello
I'm fairly new to all this so could any of you good people explain the origin of the glass cock thing to me?
(jab, Tue 6 Aug 2002, 15:40, archived)
# That
question in itself almost describes itself...

isn't there a word for that?
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Tue 6 Aug 2002, 15:45, archived)
# tautology?
.
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Tue 6 Aug 2002, 15:48, archived)
# Why
thank you my dear :)
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Tue 6 Aug 2002, 15:49, archived)
# Tautology
means something that is always true. I won't bore you with the set theory proof.....
(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Tue 6 Aug 2002, 15:52, archived)
# well that what i was
taught in philosphy, anyhow!
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Tue 6 Aug 2002, 15:57, archived)
# i think
i was in shindig's class (metaphorically). a definition that uses itself as a predicate would be circular.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 6 Aug 2002, 16:07, archived)
# yes, that is what i was taught it was
i am confused as to how it makes something always true...
surely that is a characteristic, not a definition?
I assumed BW2Bs was implying that the post was tautological, due the the fact that the question is a repost, thus a glasscock
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Tue 6 Aug 2002, 16:15, archived)
# you've got me
i was trying to warp logical terms to find an answer which probably has nothing to do with logic =)

if something takes its own conclusion as its predicate, it can either be always true (p implies p) or it can be a paradox (¬p implies p). this can be demonstrated with kittens. honest >=)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 6 Aug 2002, 16:22, archived)
# once upon a happy time, there was a land called b3ta, a magical land with kittens and pixies and mad, crazy things,
one day, someone found a rather amusing picture of a lady golfer, kissing a golf trophy, which was comically shaped like a glass cock LOLROFL etc.
Then someone else found this pic in their in-box, posted it in this magical land, and less people laughed.
then someone else, then someone else.. etc etc.
So if you haven't made it yourself, it's bound to have been laughed to death here before.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 6 Aug 2002, 15:45, archived)
# that's the best answer
I've seen yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 6 Aug 2002, 15:51, archived)
# i was sent it recently
it can be seen here
(I helped save b3ta! beardman, Tue 6 Aug 2002, 16:11, archived)
# a glass cock is something from the internet (ie. not made by us)
that everyone has seen a million times already. like the "every time you masturbate, god kills a kitten" pic, or topical items like "ooh, it's jade's face on a pig's body." if you want to learn more, check out www.flibz.com/m2 and look in the dictionary section
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 6 Aug 2002, 15:45, archived)
# it's
part of the initiation...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 6 Aug 2002, 15:45, archived)
# well
did you by any chance recieve in your mailbox the picture of the woman golfer kissing a glass trophey that looked like a cock from a certain angle? well, most people recieved it loads (like me) and it ended up posted on here a hundred times too. hence, anything that is of a similar nature (i.e been mailed around loads and posted loads) is 'glass cock'
. okay?
(hazey, Tue 6 Aug 2002, 15:46, archived)
# Thankyou
all of you for your fast replies and comprehensive definitions.
It's just that I found this woman who's name is Lois Glasscock (honest)

but if you've seen it before then I guess it's a glass cock twice blessed (or something...)
...or is it double-ended?
(jab, Tue 6 Aug 2002, 15:57, archived)
# The original glasscock trophy
was awarded in baseball. (I have a feeling this is a glasscock glass cock apologies if it is!)



It's not mine, I just found it.
(nirst, Tue 6 Aug 2002, 16:11, archived)
# Vitrum Gallus
is a very old Roman Empire heirloom handed down from generation to generation by the third born in every family, made especially famous by the itsnotnewwe'veallseenitbeforeyoutwat family c 23 BGC
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 6 Aug 2002, 15:47, archived)
# if i remember correctly
it was that picture of the tennis player holding a trophy, which looked like a big glass cock. it got posted again and again here, even though we'd all seen it before. hence those sort of pics you get sent on email that you've seen before are called glass cocks.
...i think. i may be embarrasingly wrong
[edit: was apparently golf not tennis]
(I helped save b3ta! pip, Tue 6 Aug 2002, 15:47, archived)
# It's a very sad in joke.
People who want to feel big and tough by picking on newbies use it to make them feel small after they post something they got in their e-mail.
It bugs the hell out of me.
(tomsk, Tue 6 Aug 2002, 15:48, archived)
# I know,
I was bullied in the playground when I joined and they all made me crysob
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 6 Aug 2002, 15:51, archived)
# totally agree.
by the way, look at this funny picture. I thought you guys would love it

It's a scousers keyboard!!
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 6 Aug 2002, 15:58, archived)
# I have a really funny picture
of a gay dancing Spiderman if you'd like to see it
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 6 Aug 2002, 16:08, archived)
# A while ago
an image of a woman who'd won a golf trophy was pictured kissing it. The trophy looked somewhat phalic. This image was reposted and emailed over and over again, so anything that keeps getting reposted (spazzed) or that every1 had seen, is called glass cock.

i think
(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Tue 6 Aug 2002, 15:48, archived)
# therefore
you am
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 6 Aug 2002, 15:59, archived)
# someone replied something like
"rolfmao GLASS COCK !" (sarcastically) when it kept appeared

them if it was posted again it would get a reply of 'rolfmao glasscock!'

someone shortened it and the stupid phrase stuck
(minoltion, Tue 6 Aug 2002, 16:03, archived)
# Hi Mister Jab
...bet you wish you'd never asked now! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 6 Aug 2002, 15:53, archived)
# Hmmm...not really
I think I'll just feel at ease asking stupid questions in the future
(jab, Tue 6 Aug 2002, 16:12, archived)
# Good-oh.
Glad you are finding b3ta friendly. It is meant to be, after all.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 6 Aug 2002, 16:30, archived)
# just above
the glass balls in the glass crotch surrounded by fibre optic pubes!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 6 Aug 2002, 15:59, archived)