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# Koko didn't find carrot sex at all stimulating...


Earlier Carrot Sex
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:05, archived)
# if carrots help you see in the dark
then why don't they make glasses out of them?
Because then everything you drink would taste carroty I guess...
I saw Jasper Carrot once. On stage with Mr Blobby and ELO...
and a few others.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:07, archived)
# never been to rabbitland then
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:08, archived)
# is that a subsidiary of Duplo?
Dulux I mean
or Durex.
I don't know...
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:09, archived)
# the people of duplo have a torid life
of hard labour
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:10, archived)
# you
made that up
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:12, archived)
# they live happy godfearing lives
www.team-labora.com/Internet/en/
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:14, archived)
# jabber jabber yap yap
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:16, archived)
# jabber jabber
rabbit!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:26, archived)
# you think living in a city
without windows and doors is easy?

a place of constant interrupting by giants is constantly on the agenda?

do you?

if so, you have no heart, you mammoth.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:14, archived)
# mmmm
free carrots
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:16, archived)
# my mammoth has no heart.
how does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:20, archived)
# with it's bumbum
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:21, archived)
# jamaica
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:22, archived)
# I've been to bunny land
it was, frankly, disapointing
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:09, archived)
# if you have great expectations then it will be
a bunnyland is better than no bunnyland at all
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:11, archived)
# I was 10 years old
my mum said it was past the water wheel

I was dead excited untill it became clear the water wheel was just a pub
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:11, archived)
# hullo there
not seen you for awhile mr elephant sire.
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:11, archived)
# Oh I saw that too
"Merchant of Venice" wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! String Theory sometimes feeds the sparrows too, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:12, archived)
# it was a
'Christmas Cracker'
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:15, archived)
# No, you can't fool me
Mr Blobby only appears in Shakespeare

Besides, Jasper Carrott is dead.

Sound of me living in hope
(I helped save b3ta! String Theory sometimes feeds the sparrows too, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:17, archived)
# ELO are alright,
but jasper carrot is a fascist nobber.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:12, archived)
# he's an idiot then.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:08, archived)
# you wouldn't like it either
they have no fist
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:10, archived)
# shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:16, archived)
# then he has no heart
poor guy
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:08, archived)
# she should let him move on
there's plenty of us that could do with some pvegie lubbin
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:10, archived)
# I'm not suprised
you're meant to peel them first
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:11, archived)
# I can empathise with that...
I'm more of a marrow man myself...
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:11, archived)
# not
watermelons?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Ooooh...
you do tempt me...
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:15, archived)
# no no no no no.
NO.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:17, archived)
# Then he got the Karma sutra for xmas
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Back away
from the carrots now.
I notice you've already used it as a woo and added carrot sex to your profile.
I've booked you an appointment with my shrink. She's very good.
(Just recline and let me service you, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:14, archived)
# wait I hadn't finished yet
.......ok whats the number then?
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:17, archived)