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# Olderising:
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:45, archived)
# Very
impressive!

WOO
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:46, archived)
# ooooo
ur getting better :D
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:47, archived)
# Sunshine Elephant would™
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:47, archived)
# and that is scientific fact
theres no real evidence for it, but it IS scientific fact

[edit] so what did you think?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:53, archived)
# is that the person
from all saints?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:47, archived)
# That's very very good indeed!
Is there a tutorial on that somewhere?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:47, archived)
# Not that I know of.
I just made it up as I went along.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:48, archived)
# Then you are just clever!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:49, archived)
# Damn right I'm clever.
But lazy. Oh so lazy.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:03, archived)
# Yes
I'll write one...

1) Take a photo of your subject.
2) Wait 30 years.
3) Take another photo.
4) Post.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:49, archived)
# TUTORIAL HERE!
Step One - Take photograph of person.
Step Two - Wait....(about 40 years should do)
Step Three - Take photograph of person.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:12, archived)
# FUCKING MINDPISSARAMA!
how odd...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:13, archived)
# why the long face? etc etc
is it me, or
a) does she look like miranda sawyer?
b) is miranda sawyer attractive?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:47, archived)
# a) unsure
b) yes
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:48, archived)
# darn like don't work!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:49, archived)
# nicely
done!
She should ask the photographer to put some Vaseline on the lens
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:49, archived)
# or on her face....
...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:12, archived)
# One day
I will eat your brain and absorb your unholy skills. Until then, I will work on opening potatochop without my emac throwing a tantrum.

(Woo yay, in other words).
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:50, archived)
# Its Iggy Pop
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:51, archived)
# Jayzuz, that's splendid!
TJ - Can I just say the MC Pitman album (It Takes A Nation Of Tossers) is a darn good one; it has soooo reawoken my love of hiphop, which had waned somewhat over the last few years (except Pop Will Eat Itself, obviously). Buy it now, and make the miserable sod happy. D'you get mih?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:55, archived)
# macc ladds meets the streets
i quite enjoyed it, but i'm very easily pleased...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:58, archived)
# are y'wiv mih?
I'm not homophobic,
i Like the odyssey,
an the iliad,
dyou get tha?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:58, archived)
# maybe a one-trick (pit) pony
but it's a good trick while it lasts
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:02, archived)
# Witness the Pitness,
Pitman and Her, Twat Farm Revisited and Mam Sed in particular...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:08, archived)
# What about zombiefying?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:57, archived)
# I'm not as good at that yet

But I'll learn how to when i have the time.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:59, archived)
# yay!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:12, archived)
# fab
Did you try the blue peter method of dipping her in cold tea then singeing her edges over a candle? Or is that just for treasure maps?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:03, archived)
# she looks like a girl i know
except the girl i know is prettier.

no honestly!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:18, archived)