b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 2585125 (Thread)

# it's alive!

ok, maybe it's not, but it still looks like my maths teacher
(HanaBizzle, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:36, archived)
# eh?
dont get it?
(I helped save b3ta! Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:37, archived)
# Your maths teacher is made out of cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:37, archived)
# no
he's made out of doughnuts (throw a brick at his head and jam would come out, that's my theory anyway and i want to test it). it looks like him, only made out of cheese. sort of.
(HanaBizzle, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:38, archived)
# wow your maths teacher looks exactly like
sid vicious
(mixtapes, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:40, archived)
# I want a double of what you have just had!
And I need it right now!
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:41, archived)
# threadjack

Sorry to interrupt. Much WOO! to Cheeseface maths teacher - that's exactly what the InterWeb TM is for.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:42, archived)
# happy birthday!
I made a font too, but MSN doesn't like me today so I can't show it. /glum
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:44, archived)
# 25?!
You young whippersnapper.

When I was 25 this was all fields as far as the eye could see.

*dribbles*

*falls asleep*
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:45, archived)
# I remeber when it were all computers
aye
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:46, archived)
# we broke fontifier
i cant make it have mine
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:52, archived)
# I'm trying to get mine,
but the site's b0rked... :(

edit: Yay! it works! Good lord- my handwriting sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:53, archived)
# ill keep trying
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:59, archived)
# Make sure
you don't touch the edges of the boxes, as it makes it go norks-skyward.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:03, archived)
# rah!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:07, archived)
# really?
its just not happening right now.

keep getting dns bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:16, archived)
# ...
bit cheezy!
(I helped save b3ta! Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:38, archived)
# Can I just say at this juncture
that brie is the devil's cheese. It's like solidified sick.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:38, archived)
# ...
tbh i like it with ham! and blue cheeze on a kfc chicken burger is also quite nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:40, archived)
# both
brie and blue cheese is disgusting. but all other cheeses are nice.
(HanaBizzle, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:42, archived)
# Brie is lovely!
How dare you sir. I challenge you to a duel for her honour.

*slaps face with glove*

*realises he is being a ponce and runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:40, archived)
# But it's French.

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:41, archived)
# OH MY GOD YOUR RIGHT!
im gonna be sick!
(I helped save b3ta! Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:42, archived)
# Ah, the french may be the devil's people
(or made out of sick)

But their cheese and definitly their wine will live on.
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:42, archived)
# The only thing good to come out of France was..
The Channel Tunnel.
Oh, and the wine.
And the Champagne.
Oh And those funny little white fluffy sweets.
And the occassional cheese.
And the horses. (no maybe they don't come out of France)
And the viaducts...

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:48, archived)
# But apart from
the wine, cheese, tunnel, viaducts, pouty french birds, complicated lingerie and more wine, what have the French ever done...
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:49, archived)
# So is
Monique Gabrielle.Eating brie might make you look interested.
(DogPoleDumbHorse, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:44, archived)
# somerset brie rocks
all others taste like acid stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:41, archived)
# Seconded.

I hate the French version. Anyone would think they invented it the way they go on about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:42, archived)
# Ah but ...
a mature french brie has a tougher skin which makes it indispensible if you want to make a toasted-four-cheese-sandwich-without-the-bread.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:50, archived)
# That sounds tasty,
what other three cheeses would you recommend?
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:52, archived)
# no
the devil's cheese is Primula spread.
Brie sits with Shropshire Blue and pecorino among the fluffy clouds of cheese heaven
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:42, archived)
# no!
primula spread, and also garlic and herb soft cheese, is the king of cheeses!
(HanaBizzle, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:44, archived)
# The Devils Cheese
Is Dairylee.
End of argument.

It's plastic, fake, foul, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:54, archived)
# mmm
fake cheese
my gorilla loves dairylea sandwiches
(HanaBizzle, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:56, archived)
# either way
im off to eat some!

night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:44, archived)
# G'night!
I think I will bring cheese to computer now.
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:46, archived)