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# Dear Daily Mail, I am disgusted by the number of immigrants in Britain. I am not racist, but it seems that every time I leave the house I am accosted by blue-skinned asylum seekers trying to sell me black-market goods.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:29, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaay
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:30, archived)
# *gets out £20 note*

Woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:30, archived)
# Bagsie sloppy seconds
Mmmm... Smurfette... *drools*
/perverse form of Homer
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:44, archived)
# you need to read that book that I'm always banging on about
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:12, archived)
# that's another cartoon character that wants it
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:31, archived)
# Others include
Betty Rubble and She-Ra
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:32, archived)
# !
(yakmonkey, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:33, archived)
# Don't forget Cheetara
Drooool.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:33, archived)
# and 7-zark-7
mmmm robots
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:34, archived)
# he was a bit fruity!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:38, archived)
# i'm not fussy
7-zark-7, 1-rover-1, keyop, tiny, jason, mark, in that order, and princess would just have to damn well watch what she was missing.
that'll teach her for wearing stripey flares.
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:39, archived)
# what about
the cadbury's caramel bunny?
(chewbakayoko, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 16:36, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm....
......Betty Rubble
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:33, archived)
# that Barney Rubble
is a lucky bastard and no mistake
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:34, archived)
# I
bet he's hung like a bear
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:35, archived)
# yes
A koala bear.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:36, archived)
# baby's
arm holding a blood orange.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:37, archived)
# absolutely
charming image there
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:37, archived)
# And jessica rabbit.
Obviously
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:34, archived)
# April, from the turtles cartoons
had some cheeky charm to her

though why she insisted on always wearing them yellow overalls is a mystery
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:34, archived)
# hmm... just me then...

as usual
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:43, archived)
# no!
April wanted it.

April in the new turtles cartoon just wants a slap. She's not even wearing her sexy yellow boilersuit.
(Errol, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:50, archived)
# Betty Rubble
God. I soooo would. Especially in a twos-up with Natasha from "Rocky & Bullwinkle".
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:34, archived)
# Penelope Pitstop
as well. How could I forget?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:35, archived)
# and...
Inspector Gadget's daughter, in a kind of pervy way.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:38, archived)
# And
let's not forget the older version of Pebbles. Even if she was a ginge.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:40, archived)
# Oh come on now!
No-one's even mentioned Glynis yet.

What's wrong with you peeps?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:41, archived)
# A vision of loveliness!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:43, archived)
# i feel sick
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:46, archived)
# I've always been strangely drawn
to Marge Simpson
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:41, archived)
# she's always been
strangely drawn

bah-dum tish
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:42, archived)
# me too

but it puts me off that homer's been there you know?
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:43, archived)
#
*throws up*
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:49, archived)
# My first love!

"Hay-yellp!! Hay-yellp!!"
(keef, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:57, archived)
# how about that one from Dungeons and Dragons?
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:35, archived)
# what, uni?
it would put me off, all that bleating
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:35, archived)
# meeeeh
Who's yer daddy?

meeehhhh

I actually meant Sheila
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:37, archived)
# sometimes it gave me the horn
not literally, you understand...
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:38, archived)
# mmmm....
Sheila off Dungeons and Dragons

plus Daphne from Scooby Doo
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:39, archived)
# No, he was referring to the dungeon master.
It's all the dwarf pron he's been watching.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:37, archived)
# wait cavaleir!
his portal is closing!
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:39, archived)
# o god
you've got me thinking of various cartoons with 'portals' or magic gates....


and goatse...

*vom*
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:46, archived)
# For some reason
she makes me think of Daniella Westbrook.

Which is not meant to be a compliment.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:33, archived)
# Mmm
Here's my £20.

Does she have her A-levels?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:31, archived)
# "A-levels, O-levels,
whatever you want, my friend. She is young... she do it good. You not regret it."
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:32, archived)
# I have to wonder...
If her skin is blue, what colour are her aureolae?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:34, archived)
# navy blue
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:37, archived)
# i did
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:32, archived)
# What WAS the deal with Smurfette anyway?
Did she just do them all?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:32, archived)
# yes, for £20
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:34, archived)
# Please see Donnie Darko
and then don't ask the question again.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:36, archived)
# i've seen that
but somehow i'm not making the connection
(rednc, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:45, archived)
# The teenage boys
have a discussion about Smurfettes role in the smurfs and whether she fucks them all.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:53, archived)
# Nearly got it out yesterday
but settled on 28 days later instead. Which was good.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:51, archived)
# I had numerous e-mails explaining the whole process
in rather unhealthy detail, when I was at university.
*boik*
[edit: the truth is she was created by gargamel to sow dissent among the smurfs]
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:41, archived)
# well that's your career
hosting daytime BBC television fucked then

(w/y/h)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:42, archived)
# Hahahahahah
Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:44, archived)