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# Is this the worlds first?
Virtual Chav Girl?

Is there a Welsh version of the Chav?
(Dio Bach, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:58, archived)
# Whatchoo fuckin' look at?
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:00, archived)
# Bigger than Charlotte Church
The richest Chavette in Wales...
(Dio Bach, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:04, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahaha ha!
HOW COOL R U?
Lots of people think they're cool.

They're not.
This is how to find out if you're cool. Or not.
Just do our quiz and you'll know

www.bbc.co.uk/wales/seren/cool/quiz.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:06, archived)
# 85%
wow I'm pretty cool
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:07, archived)
# 60%
but I opted for a Butlins holiday.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:09, archived)
# I only
rate as 80%, must work harder at kewl.
"I can be on her sim" WTF???!?!?!?!?!!!111
(I helped save b3ta! Dangermouse., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:10, archived)
# i only got 65%
but then i'd prefer to shit my own leg off than go on holiday in ibiza.
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:14, archived)
# Ibiza is actually very nice.
It's the West End in San Antonio that's chav central and to be avoided as you would Luton.

edit:
Your Score. 65% as cool as Seren

You're cool sometimes but you've got work to do.

Ex-fucking-scuse me. A BBC web developer isn't going to tell me if I'm cool or not. Christ. That's like asking a footballer 'how brainy am I'?
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:17, archived)
# LOL
How true...
(Dio Bach, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:47, archived)
# hahaha
i got 70%
apparently i'm 'well cool, and can be on her SIM card'
wha?
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:08, archived)
# 100% cool
(assuming it's still cool to cheat)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:16, archived)
# 90 % cool
ARGH!!!!

I could bear being asked which CD to choose from the 3, ahem, artists available. So i left that one blank at least?!
(Spin Doctor, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:29, archived)
# We've got plenty of them
I've not spotted burberry in Swansea though
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:01, archived)
# that reminds me
my girlfiend just signed up for community volunteer work.
she's got to visit 14 yr old chavs who've had babies and can't be arsed to look after them.
apparently she saw a 16 year old with THREE babies yesterday.
they're multplying like rabbits i tell thee!
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:02, archived)
# wellyeahactually.....
(garfi3ld, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:03, archived)
# Yeah. But no.
But yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah!

No.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:03, archived)
# why?
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:04, archived)
# you'll be wanting
Pirate Memory Game (ages 4-8)
(dognutz, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:08, archived)
# but don't listen to her
cos she eats mud.
(I helped save b3ta! TheBrain plotting world domination since 1977, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:18, archived)
# Tidy in it...
Bring on the rabbit proof fence...
(Dio Bach, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:03, archived)
# volunteer work is great except that last tyhrusday i was cleaning up old lady sick
because she ate her bread and butter pudding too fast
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:03, archived)
# sorry to laugh at your trauma
but that's really cheered me up
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:08, archived)
# nice
... fortunately the volunteer work I have done has not involved the elderly/mentally unstable or infirm....

but one of my friends does care work and I have to say it can be quite grizzly
(garfi3ld, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:08, archived)
# i love chavs - best of all the underclass
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:03, archived)
# Bet that can only play poor quality RnB.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:05, archived)
# nah
it hasn't got a subwoofer and neon underlighting.
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:06, archived)
# Steal them
and sell their organs
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:05, archived)
# Poor people are a good arguement
for eugenics.

Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill the poor..!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:05, archived)
# ahkillakillakill kill tha poor!

(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:15, archived)
# Yes, something like that.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:21, archived)
# I was in boots today
and I saw a bottle of burberry perfume, I mean WHA?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:06, archived)
# Goldie Lookin Chains
Faux chav Welsh hiphop collective. Google them now.
(Lapin, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:10, archived)
# One of the funniest albums ever...
The mighty GLC - A'right Clart!
(Dio Bach, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:15, archived)
# ahright there boys?
come an' 'ave a look at this! a woman with a peeenis!
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:16, archived)
# !
He duv's you know - his mam does actually have a penis...
(Dio Bach, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:19, archived)
# AHH


Kill it. Kill it now!
(I helped save b3ta! jmptdc Mark the perfect man and behold the upright, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:52, archived)