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# ah, the classics...
(yakmonkey, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 18:19, archived)
# *bookmarks*
for midnight perusal
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 18:20, archived)
# Nice.
There's a very good microwave advert about at the moment. With Chavs modding microwaves...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 18:20, archived)
# that ad is sooo stupid!
its great!

i've got this mate who once told me that motorbikes were safer than cars as you could jump of a bike before you crashes or had an accident!

just thought i'd share!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 18:25, archived)
# *pfhhhhftttttttttttttttttt*
awwww! now my monitor is soaked in tea and soggy biscuit...
(damndirtyape, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 18:34, archived)
# well he is a bit of a pratt
and i think he's turning into a chav! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 18:44, archived)
# Only in...
GTA:Vice City
(Q-Target, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 18:38, archived)
# probably where he got it from!
he's very gullible
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 18:45, archived)
# Still hurts
Even in Vice City you don't quite avoid The Inescapable Lawys of Physics
(tallroo, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 18:54, archived)
# Lawys?
Nobody expects the Inescapable Lawyers of Physics!

(b, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 5:53, archived)
# Maybe he was saying it
with a New Yoik accent
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 10:58, archived)
# hahaha
I want to see an exploding kitty.
(I helped save b3ta! DisgruntledGoat, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 18:20, archived)
# you sick little monkey.
(yakmonkey, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 18:22, archived)
# exploding kitties
If you're going through the trouble of putting a kitty in the microwave to cook 'em, you might as well do it properly and deep fry 'em
(I helped save b3ta! DisgruntledGoat, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 20:08, archived)
# FP
woo
(I helped save b3ta! ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 18:20, archived)
# ARF!
Dance, Kitty, Dance!

And evil woo is winging it's way to you this very second!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 18:21, archived)
# ah hahah
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 18:22, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 18:22, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 14 Jun 2004, 18:32, archived)
# I'll have mine medium rare please.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! feaf, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 18:57, archived)
# Awesome.
I love it! (scratch scratch scratch)
(JEMOF, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 19:06, archived)
# Woo and unbelievable
Got the same looking cat with the same behavior and with the same necklace with the bell in the same position.
(Fuzzbutt aka Mr. Natural, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 19:22, archived)
# in the microwave?
(yakmonkey, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 19:37, archived)
# That is
pure evil. Makes me sad.
(MrBinxFunParade, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 20:36, archived)
# great
and good
(geetoo, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 20:46, archived)
# COOK IT
COOK IT HARD!

wyh
(I helped save b3ta! Hainesey, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 21:48, archived)
# It is rather lovely that.
Classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 21:56, archived)
# *brain hurts*
are there stairs in that microwave? where do they lead?
(cookiemonster, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 22:04, archived)
# "they go up"
/venkman
(yakmonkey, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 22:17, archived)
# it's ok
it's just defrosting.
that's smashing
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 22:40, archived)
# exactly
It's obvious to all with eyes - the red light isn't on and the dial is at zero
(damndirtyape, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 23:34, archived)
# You cunt
How could you do that to a poor kitty?

Still, made me laugh...

(I helped save b3ta! electric_goat, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 22:53, archived)
# is the
microwave inside a refridgerator?
(Baron von Aaron CHARGE!, Mon 14 Jun 2004, 23:23, archived)
# PING!
eeeewwww
(lebowski, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:27, archived)
# TURN IT ON TURN IT ON!!!
No, I don't mean it.

Poor kitty.
and woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 15 Jun 2004, 18:33, archived)
# Fuckin' funny
Bad Idea?
(Loving Vixen, Wed 16 Jun 2004, 0:18, archived)