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# Eek!
(, Mon 26 Jul 2004, 13:28, archived)
# How rare.
(He should be doing it dry, anyway)
(, Mon 26 Jul 2004, 13:30, archived)
# Post-menopausal friction burns
are pretty common* I've heard.





*Allegedly.
(, Mon 26 Jul 2004, 13:38, archived)
# Geriatric porn is
an amazing and terrifying subculture. Wrinklies at it. Christ.

Nice pic/joke/sickener/woo.
(, Mon 26 Jul 2004, 13:31, archived)
# I think they
should employ those female "artistes" who can shoot ping pong balls out there chuffs at Bingo halls, it would certainly make things more interesting.
(, Mon 26 Jul 2004, 13:31, archived)
# legs eleven!
(, Mon 26 Jul 2004, 13:33, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 26 Jul 2004, 13:33, archived)
# Pffft!
"Four and two, covered in goo!"
(, Mon 26 Jul 2004, 13:34, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 26 Jul 2004, 13:40, archived)
# Arf!
TJ - I was at the WOMAD festival this weekend. On Sunday I was sitting having a smoke wearing my Furtive T shirt when I saw a bloke walking passed wearing the exact same T shirt. I gave the required greeting "Woo, Yay, Houpla" - this didn't work at first so I repeated myself and pointed at my T shirt - this worked! I met a fellow B3tan! He said his name was Quilted Pig (I think) - so hello Quilted Pig if you're around and also hello to his lurker gf. :)
(, Mon 26 Jul 2004, 13:38, archived)
# I dropped someone off to the womad on friday
nealy started a fire, Me van overheated and nearly set some munters tent on fire!
(, Mon 26 Jul 2004, 14:30, archived)
# They do.
Don't they?

may have been a bad dream
(, Mon 26 Jul 2004, 13:41, archived)
# 68
"You do me; I'll return the favour when your prolapse is surgically corrected."
(, Mon 26 Jul 2004, 13:52, archived)
# Crivens!
An FP.

I didn't even think it was that good. Goes to show that a bit of Anal goes a long way on these boards...
(, Mon 26 Jul 2004, 13:46, archived)
# whilst discussing hyperlinks in word docs with boss
added a link to b3ta this was top of the page.....oh how he laughed.
(, Mon 26 Jul 2004, 14:02, archived)
# Groo.
Ill now am I.
Sick I have.
Ill you are for the picture you have made.
However -
W O O
for dead good pic and making me laugh and that
(, Mon 26 Jul 2004, 14:11, archived)
# wrong wrong wrong wrong
just plain wrong.




But very woo
(, Mon 26 Jul 2004, 14:21, archived)
# I cannae save this to disk
even with firefox

how'd you do that?
(, Mon 26 Jul 2004, 18:30, archived)
# It's a 404
The server returns a 404 "File Not Found" response, with the image as the body. It's either stunningly clever or annoying and stupid.

I'm not sure it's intentional--IE does permit saving the image (but in .bmp format...wtf?), and Konqueror can't display it at all.

To download it in the original .jpg format, I had to resort to using "curl" (wget gives up when it sees the 404).
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 3:40, archived)
# that bloke
looks scarily like a church minister I know. You've just given me the mental image of him giving it up the wrong 'un with that old bat.

Curse you.
(, Mon 26 Jul 2004, 18:37, archived)
# magnums, you say...?

tenuous pearoast
(, Mon 26 Jul 2004, 23:37, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!
Yikes....
(, Tue 27 Jul 2004, 8:05, archived)