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# Hahahahahahaha
'stupid brits'


Oh the irony
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:28, archived)
# oh, the irony pointing out irony
to an American

Is it true? Do they really not understand it? It's not THAT difficult. I know Alanis didn't, but she's Canadian isn't she... waffle waffle
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:29, archived)
# it's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife
WELL USE YOUR BRAIN YOU DOZY SLAG, sell the 10,000 spoons for a 50 pence, then buy a knife
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:30, archived)
# I was looking for 10000 spoons
on ebay yesterday.

It turns out, I was able to use a knife after all.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:35, archived)
# shame i have 10,000 going at the moment, for 50 pence
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:37, archived)
# 10,000 spoons
badly braze together, sell to the sarchi brothers for 5 mil, and then hire a official servant of the knife to follow you around and cut things.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:37, archived)
# I think she did know
is it not ironic to sing a song about irony that is in no way ironic

or am i thinking too much on this one?
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:31, archived)
# maybe a little too ironic
yes, I really do think...
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:32, archived)
# I've met her before.
She's not that deep.
(aden_nak, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:37, archived)
# fnar
fnar.

/filthy mind
(badger of doom http://www.trendingtracks.co.uk, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:39, archived)
# i was thinking it to
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:42, archived)
# oh but she did
it's very ironic to have a song about ironic things that aren't really ironic
(dreariersphere, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:31, archived)
# hurrah
someone who finally agrees with me, i usually get laughed at and pelted with rotten fruit
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:31, archived)
# Agreed
Rain on a wedding day is just plain bad luck
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:32, archived)
# it would be quite ironic
if your dad was john kettley though
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:34, archived)
# It could be foreshadowing. . .
but certainly not irony.
(aden_nak, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:39, archived)
# Hehe
I was also refering to the lack of a capital B on "brits"
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:31, archived)
# that's a bit obscure considering most people are lazy cunts on the web.
i personally don't capitalise my i's for example too much cocking effort
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:32, archived)
# I hate to point out the obvious, but you're all wrong...
Irony is like goldy and bronzy...

...

I'll get me coat....

(Sorry Mr Blackadder)
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:32, archived)
# Most people on this side of th Atlantic don't know what Irony is.
They think anything that is coincidental is ironic, because they never learned the proper definition of the word. Either that or they are too shallow and bobble-headed to understand that irony is the specific set of circumstances in which the exact opposite of what you would expect to happen, happens. 10,000 spoons when you need a knife is not ironic. Needing a knife, not being able to find one, and then randomly being stabbed in the throat. . . ah, now there's some irony.
(aden_nak, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:35, archived)
# Hurrah
You are the winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:38, archived)
# have a
virtual hobnob.
(Obi Wan Jonobi, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:44, archived)
# irony is needing a knife
when you've just signed a law banning them
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:46, archived)
# or crashing your car
trying to put your seatbelt on
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:48, archived)