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# when did this all happen
I've been here quite a bit today, but completely missed the 'Speak like a rude boy yardie' message.
Anyway.... great pic. Beeeyatch!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:28, archived)
# um,
Mattybling said it was Talk Like Tim Westwood day.

Which I thought might be fun.

Motherfucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:33, archived)
# In that case!
I'm black me, no really I am, I've been shot and everything, I am down with my black brothers! Hip-Hop is the shiznit!..... or something.
EDIT: I forgot... BLING BLING. the phones ringing again Tim
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:35, archived)
# I just can't do it
I can't I can't I can't
If you heard my voice it just wouldn't work. I sound so silly if I even try so can I be the posh bint for the day?
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:36, archived)
# I fear that I cannot
speak it thus,
methinks that a shakspearean tone would suit,
pray good lady, what doth thoust think.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:38, archived)
# I think I shall obstain
from todays activities and completely emerse myself in thinking about my new boyf....


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nice.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:40, archived)
# The good Munkton
hath stole away your heart,
as a dove doth steal the millet.
Your heart is like an emtpy glass,
with his love, he doth fill it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:46, archived)
# you are a fine minstrel sirrah
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:49, archived)
# this bloke will
need paying soon for the prose he keeps comming out with. May be you should go for the job as poet Lauriate. (someone check my spelling again please)
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:54, archived)
# close enough
it's laureate
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:05, archived)
# word.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:50, archived)
# A word can mean a hundred things
have numerous shades and tones,
it describes life and death in measures,
and tells of flesh and bones.

(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:54, archived)
# Surely that's
*breaks a beat*
Mothafucka Munkton
Done stole your heart
Like a muthfuckin' dove steals millet!
Bitch muthafucka's like an empty crack pipe
But his muthafuckin' Uzi's gonna fill it!

*Strikes a pose: does that arthritic finger thing*
(Bob Hopelessness, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:00, archived)
# buff tish
b'buff buff tish.
I can do the beat!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:06, archived)
# nobody knows, so it's okay.
Really. Try it, it's fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:38, archived)
# Doesnt stop westwood
.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:40, archived)
# That proves my point
He chooses to be a first class prick and I choose not to be.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:42, archived)
# a fine point
and well put
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:46, archived)
# hahahaha
*snort*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:47, archived)
# I'm not getting involved
in this Westwood nonsense.
I barely know who he is. And I'm glad. Humpf!!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:48, archived)
# the unecessary
use of motherfucker almost made me laugh like one when I was the phone to a customer, respecalec!
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:36, archived)
# your name's getting a little bit silly now
and this talk like a wigger thing is a bit tricky for those of us who think Hip Hop began and ended with Jive Bunny
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:36, archived)
# yo yo yo biatch
you need to be showing some respec' to the apostrophe, ma man, and don't be using it where it ain't needed. :)

*giggles uncontrollably*

...don't worry, I'll get bored of it soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:41, archived)
# I don't know what you're talking about
sneaky edit
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:44, archived)
# hyuck, hyuck
nb: Tim Westwood doesn't actually swear all that much.
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:45, archived)
# I
mutha fuckin' do biatch
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:51, archived)
# come off it raw-edge,
we all know it's you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:53, archived)
# serves me
right for not editing my profile properley
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:57, archived)
# no you're right...
he is after all on terribly-underground Radio 1, I suppose.

He does say "yo yo yo" in front of his sentences though, doesn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:51, archived)
# He says
'you're walking with the big dogs', doesn't he?. I can't do TW, because he inserts random words for adverbs and nouns in his sentences and, although I think it's funny at the time, they won't stick in my head.

So big up to the fluffy kitten-lovers and, er...a sideboard to the er...green tunes.

I give up.
(Bob Hopelessness, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:55, archived)
# nearly another
beverage stroke computer-display-doofer moment there. Not bad for a tuesday - that's the 2nd one!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:51, archived)
# It is comes down to this.
Is you thuggin' it or pimpin' it?
(gavD, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:04, archived)