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# Yeeehaaw
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:56, archived)
# Ouch!
He squashed me!

/from cactus' point of view
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:56, archived)
# prickly pear
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:57, archived)
# No, I just shaved them . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:58, archived)
# hehehehe
ooh look, you're getting a rash
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:59, archived)
# keep rubbing it'll go away . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:00, archived)
# Good Lord .... Whats's happened you've stopped
I'd have thought that you'd be itching for another pun war
(WARNING: This name may contain the word CUNT, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:07, archived)
# hmm we haven't had one today yet
maybe we've exhuasted them all
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:08, archived)
# I don't know wart you're on about . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:09, archived)
# Do you want me to make
the point clear(asil)
(WARNING: This name may contain the word CUNT, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:12, archived)
# If you (veru)ca-n . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:14, archived)
# wart
are you on about?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:17, archived)
# Ahem!
PORE Pot . . .
www.b3ta.com/board/3955615
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:18, archived)
# I think we'll have to de-cyst with this soon
(WARNING: This name may contain the word CUNT, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:21, archived)
# ...before the others
gang(lion) up on us . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:22, archived)
# I have three uncles who provide all my dietary requirements
Theres my fat uncle..
my protein uncle...and my..
*becomes distracted by glitter*
(pikey, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:23, archived)
# fibre uncle?
He's the one with the black head . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:24, archived)
# silly narna
CARB uncle
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:28, archived)
# (ecze)Ma goodness, Pot!
I was joking . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:30, archived)
# I hope this will boil over soon
(WARNING: This name may contain the word CUNT, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:01, archived)
# STOP (Z)IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:08, archived)
# I think
I'll pus on these puns
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:18, archived)
# (Pim)ple the other one, you LOVE it!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:19, archived)
# spot
on
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:28, archived)
# You make me so nappy (rash) . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:31, archived)
# your poor mother
would be more than a little irritated if she knew what you were doing...
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:35, archived)
# Der!(matitis)
Leprosy you do any better . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:43, archived)
# UNLEASH THE CACTOBLASTIS!
best named vegetarian insect EVER!
(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:09, archived)
# very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:57, archived)
# that's the sort of thing I'd pay to see
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:58, archived)
# ooofff!
that's going to leave a mark.

I did something similar as a child, but it was stinging nettles not cacti
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:59, archived)
# that's fab!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:59, archived)
# 'tis fab
how you feeling? I think I've taken a turn for the worse
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:03, archived)
# seems
I'm not the only one then....colds for everybody!!
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:06, archived)
# *passes tissues*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:11, archived)
# Dankoo.
General burny sensation in back of nose/thoat...coughy/snotty/phlegmy..achey muscles, joints and general lethargy..that sort of thing?

<sniffle>
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:19, archived)
# sounds like you have
the Plague too
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:21, archived)
# Mine's been mostly restricted to out-of-control nasal action
which is actually a bit of a relief, coz usually when I get a cold, I get an wickedly evil sore throat which sends me in to a pit of depression. Yours sounds more like flu (aching joints 'n all).

Edit: *shuts up*. twig is already starting to suspect I'm a medical doctor...
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:23, archived)
# the flu eh?
well...i suppose i should make sure i share it with the whole office....i am only temping after all

< goes to lick the the sugar bowl>
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:26, archived)
# why didn't
I think of that
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:30, archived)
# well
i'm happy to help
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:32, archived)
# Cold actually seems to be improving
Neck, however, is now causing absolute agony...
have just taken a horse-pill sized painkiller left over from when Mrs Doc had her wisom teeth removed.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:10, archived)
# lucky you
I don't think tea has medicinal properties
(except for obvious hangover remedy ones)

when I talk I sound all croaky, I wasn't like that this morning
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:14, archived)
# Mmmm, tea... *rushes off to kettle*
*cracks joke about having a "frog in your throat"*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:16, archived)
# not too fast
remember your whiplash, you'll do yourself a mischief
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:20, archived)
# *slurp*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:26, archived)
# *croak*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:29, archived)
# fly child
fly
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:02, archived)
# hahaha
neato
(Kiorte, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:03, archived)
# oow
woo
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:03, archived)
# that remind anyone else of jackass?
the one with the fat guy tied to the guy on the bmx jumping over the cactus?
(El Burro, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:08, archived)
# hehehe!
More!! Spiked railing/conker tree?
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:08, archived)