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# You know what to do
Let's get started.
Edit: Oh, Snap! I'm Done.
(Hairy Midget, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:12, archived)
# *strips*
*assumes the position*
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:15, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:23, archived)
# KITTENS!
With weapons of mass destruction!
(Indole Ring, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:15, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:22, archived)
# awww
they're fluffy and evil.

I want one.
(I helped save b3ta! Novander doesn't like you as much as you think, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:33, archived)
# Yay!
Destroy the world, kitties!
(Indole Ring, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:53, archived)
# Okay...
A dog who thinks he's got four thousand pounds in his jeans pocket, but has just put the jeans in the washing machine by mistake, and is now being laughed at by a group of adolesent peanuts.
(what_bus, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:16, archived)
# I understand his pain.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:17, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:22, archived)
# Ooh,
he looks pissed! I love it!
(what_bus, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:23, archived)
# A man made entirely out of cans of deodorant attempting to stuff a turkey using a stuffed toy
whilst elvis watches on with a look of disgust on his face, and a giant leprechaun under one arm.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:19, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:30, archived)
# A walrus on a moped
pulling up at the 8th annual llama spinning competition
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:21, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:31, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:32, archived)
# hahaha
clearly an alpaca, though...
(I helped save b3ta! Esch, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:33, archived)
# An octopus considering suicide
Because his pimp boyfriend called him names.
(I helped save b3ta! Novander doesn't like you as much as you think, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:24, archived)
# hope you dont mind me having a go
its crap
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:35, archived)
# Thats great
I didn't have a clue how anyone was meant to draw it.
(I helped save b3ta! Novander doesn't like you as much as you think, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:37, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:42, archived)
# A big steak
with mushrooms.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:24, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:43, archived)
# talking tumours!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:24, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:43, archived)
# w/y/h!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:45, archived)
# Cancer is so funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:45, archived)
# we all know leprosy
is the true comedy disease
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:50, archived)
# tourettes!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:41, archived)
# a pair of pants,
holding a sweaty racoon to ransom whilst a horny tube of superglue does a shit in the shape of a figure 8.
(I helped save b3ta! Delicious Tea, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:25, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:44, archived)
# hmmm,
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

i tried
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:48, archived)
# :)
you appear to be able to see into my thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Delicious Tea, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:49, archived)
# silly americans
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:51, archived)
# Dinosaurs.
Playing guitars. ON THE MOON.
(Fido Dido, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:26, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:44, archived)
# Awesome!
I'd give it a twelve
(Fido Dido, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:51, archived)
# beaten to the punch
i like yours better though ;)
(zyn (thetix), Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:01, archived)
# .
(zyn (thetix), Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:00, archived)
# Meglomaniacal Fruit.
plotting our downfall
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:26, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:45, archived)
# Ace's
Yay

(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:58, archived)
# Marvelous!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:00, archived)
# Jeremy Clarkson
getting buggered by a group of maurading pirates, while the phantom of the opera blows a giant glass bottle to put the pirateship in. to be mounted on the duke of edinburghs' fireplace
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:30, archived)
# dont know who that is
(Hairy Midget, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:39, archived)
# reporter on cars and such like very tall


(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:42, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:59, archived)
# Woo to the Clarkson caricature from
just that one photo. Yay.
(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:04, archived)
# A door. With the number 3 on it. And a round handle and a keyhole. And there are two hinges and one of those spyhole things.
Its wooden, and it opens inwards.
(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:31, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:57, archived)
# Did I forget to mention...
that Godzilla was behind the door scratching a queen flea's Mhyrrkin with a syphilitic table-tennis onion covered in Rock Wee? Oh well... the door's shut so who's going to know?
(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:07, archived)
# The entire Grand Duchy of Luxembourg
in a Speedo.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:31, archived)
# all in one speedo
or separately?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:40, archived)
# just one
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:42, archived)
# Genius.

I'm imagining that the Speedos are regulation issue too. Not some mammoth pair, or incredibly stretchy.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:59, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:58, archived)
# Ummm....
A small thing slapping a big thing for dissing his credibilty on the circuits.
(noom, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:38, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:58, archived)
# Hooray!
That thing ain't gonna go trippin while that homie be steppin yo. Fo shizzle.
(noom, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:03, archived)
# A TV exposé on the REAL story behind Hairy Midget*


*Which is the fact that he uses a factory full of underage jungle animals to do all of his drawings/scanning/posting to B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:46, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 2:59, archived)
# Hahaha
Bloody marvelous!

I can imagine scene #2, which is your hand over the camera lens as you start swearing at the cameraman.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:01, archived)
# Ninja's chasing snowmen on the tongue of a cheese monster
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:02, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:14, archived)
# Spend three minutes drawing something you want to draw.

No more. No less.

Stop when three minutes is over.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:04, archived)
# I like this idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:05, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:15, archived)
# BRAVO!

Soooo... [(4.5images/3mins)squared-time/enthusiasm]=midget ratio.

Hey guys, I'm bottling this stuff. Anyone want some?
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:23, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmm
a mongolian singing in japanese, while he's being voodooed by a priest (whose faced was bukkaked)

AND (this one's twice)

a crudely drawn cock waving goodbye a fly that just got married a badger

(Ichikata Seto speaks in Spanish, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:07, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:15, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:25, archived)
# I still want to see
Catherine Zeta Jones fighting a polar bear in Sainsbury's (or similar supermarket).
(Please!)
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:08, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:26, archived)
# Yay!
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:27, archived)
# All of the fluffy night time boarders giving the finger to the day time boarders because they miss out on special treats like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:11, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:26, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA

That is quite possibly the funniest thing I've seen around here ever.

I'm saving that one for the dayshifters on Monday.

:-D

(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:32, archived)
# How about a signed autograph of Cap'n Biscuit (to me)
After he's become sold-out and middle adged and washed up.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:16, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:27, archived)
# Thanks Cap'n
I'll treasure it (once I clean the ash off it.)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:45, archived)
# a drawing
of yourself drawing yourself drawing and etc....
(Ichikata Seto speaks in Spanish, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:19, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/4030643
(Hairy Midget, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:27, archived)
# ow....
/feels idiot

mmm, nice idiot
(Ichikata Seto speaks in Spanish, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 15:59, archived)
# how about
pirates robbing an old woman of her dentures and other valuables?
(zyn (thetix), Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:30, archived)
# Bravo Mr. Midget!
Bravo.

Pat yourself on the back for another job well done.
/not a picture request - a genuine appreciation.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 3:35, archived)
# Best.
Thread.
Ever.
(1, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 8:27, archived)